Welcome to Youtube (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:Welcome to YouTube] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Burnham] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Welcome to Youtube (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:14.18]Before youtube I walked through life
在YouTube出现之前我的人生经历 [00:16.34] [00:18.43]And now I frolic
现在我尽情玩乐 [00:20.55] [00:25.03]Youtube's been like a father to me
YouTube就像我的父亲 [00:27.26]Except youtube's not an alcoholic
只不过YouTube不是个酒鬼 [00:32.09] [00:36.10]Before youtube I was just a skinny white kid
在YouTube出现之前我只是个瘦骨嶙峋的白人小孩 [00:38.41]That thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was
以为他更幽默更酷实际上 [00:41.28] [00:45.94]And now well not much has changed but I have
现在一切都没什么变化但我变了 [00:49.82]A sh*t load of money
大把钞票 [00:50.93] [00:55.46]'Cause youtube is a place for people to share their ideas
因为YouTube是人们分享思想的地方 [00:57.99] [00:59.78]If by 'people' you mean 13 year old girls
如果你说的那些人是指13岁的女孩 [01:02.10]And by 'ideas' you mean how they love the jonas brothers
你说的"思想"是指他们对乔纳斯兄弟的喜爱 [01:05.00]I'm just kidding but let's be honest that's a hefty majority
我开玩笑的但是说实话这是绝大多数 [01:07.53] [01:09.98]And if you don't believe me well then you must
如果你不相信我那你必须 [01:12.25]Be a noob
做个菜鸟 [01:14.78]So welcome to youtube
欢迎来到YouTube [01:16.05]And you don't know what your missing a just try
你不知道你错过了什么勇敢尝试 [01:18.08]Searching women kissing
寻找亲吻的女人 [01:19.69]It's youtube it's just what this country's been needing
这就是YouTube这就是这个国家一直需要的东西 [01:21.66]A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading
这一代的孩子不愿浪费时间读书 [01:24.29]Am I the only one who thinks that lisa nova's hot
难道只有我一个人觉得LisaNova很火吗 [01:27.68]And chris crocker's not no he's hotter
ChrisCrocker并不是他更火 [01:34.00] [01:38.51]Most of the best youtubers are either asian or they're gay
大部分优秀的网络达人不是亚洲人就是同性恋 [01:42.40]So there's an untapped youtube celebrity and his name is george takei
YouTube上有一位未被发掘的名人他的名字叫GeorgeTakei [01:46.93]And your favorite coat's got a doodoo stain
你最爱的外套沾上了doodoo的污渍 [01:49.21]I pray to god that that's chocolate rain
我向上帝祈祷希望这是巧克力雨 [01:51.76]And I find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive
我发现婴儿大笑的视频有点烦人 [01:54.73] [01:55.85]Because barack obama won the election because of youtube
因为奥巴马胜选是因为youtube [01:59.21] [02:01.36]Wait did I say youtube I meant the black vote
等等我是不是说YouTube我是说黑人投票 [02:04.18] [02:06.15]And I think youtube and fred are so cool
我觉得YouTube和Fred好酷 [02:09.45] [02:10.61]And what the buck will be back in a jiffy lube
转瞬即逝的润滑剂会带来什么 [02:15.52]So welcome to youtube
欢迎来到YouTube [02:18.18] [02:20.05]Welcome to youtube
欢迎来到YouTube [02:22.61] [02:23.92]Hey welcome to youtube
欢迎来到YouTube [02:25.75]I said a listen and linger
我说侧耳倾听 [02:27.24]Charlie the unicorn bit my finger
独角兽查理咬了我的手指 [02:29.48]It's youtube the impact is evident
这是youtube这影响显而易见 [02:31.28]Miss teen south carolina just ran for vice president
南卡罗来纳州少女小姐刚刚竞选副总统 [02:34.34]Upload a video you got nothing to lose
上传一段视频你已经一无所有 [02:37.82]Except all of your friends
除了你所有的朋友 [02:38.99] [02:41.77]And the approval of your parents
你父母的认可 [02:43.32]Ohh yeah [02:44.12] [02:47.52]Hi my name is Mary and I'm 19 years old
大家好我叫Mary我今年19岁 [02:49.22]And I got drunk at a party and I think
我在派对上喝醉了我想 [02:50.95]Someone was videotaping it
有人在录像 [02:51.95]But I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I
但我不想让任何人看见因为我 [02:53.35]Showed half of my boob
露出半个胸 [02:54.95]Sorry Mary
抱歉玛丽 [02:55.91]Welcome to youtube
欢迎来到YouTube [02:59.70]Say hello to youtube
向YouTube问好 [03:03.37] [03:04.06]And say goodbye to your college scholarship
和你的大学奖学金说再见 [03:05.88] [03:10.01]And if your video doesn't appeal to me
如果你的视频无法吸引我 [03:13.06]You gotta change the key word
你得改变关键词 [03:15.80]Welcome to youtube ohh
欢迎来到YouTube [03:17.56] [03:19.98]I said welcome to youtube yeah
我说欢迎来到YouTube [03:22.47] [03:25.50]And it'll keep on going and it'll never stop
这一刻永不停歇 [03:28.64]No until it's privatized
直到它私有化