Rehab Center for Fictional Characters (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:21.99]Hey I'm Santa Claus
嘿我是圣诞老人 [00:23.67]I'm the king of snow
我是冰雪之王 [00:25.25]I hate my wife be'cause
我讨厌我的妻子 [00:26.83]She is a ho ho ho
她是个娘们 [00:29.02] [00:32.12]She used to please me everyday
她曾经每天都取悦我 [00:33.88]Then she made it clear
她说得很明白 [00:35.85]That Santa's only s'pose to come once year
圣诞老人每年只会来一次 [00:39.27] [00:40.32]Fucking B***h
该死的碧池 [00:41.25] [00:42.78]Now I buy whores [00:44.42]Rock n roll
摇滚 [00:45.80]And I stuff their stockings
我让他们心满意足 [00:47.55]With my north pole
带着我的北极熊 [00:49.10] [01:02.86]I had a wonderful life
我有过美好的人生 [01:04.51]With a healthy household
拥有一个健康的家庭 [01:06.40]And a beautiful wife [01:07.98]And a pot full of gold
一罐金子 [01:11.72] [01:16.46]Then my wife spent my riches all by herself
然后我的妻子一个人把我的财富挥霍一空 [01:19.49]And since women are B*****s blew a keebler elf
因为女人都是碧池我就像精灵一样 [01:23.20] [01:26.36]Now I drink all day
现在我整天喝酒 [01:28.00]And a part of me dies
我的一部分已经死去 [01:29.54]'Cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
因为我的妻子和帮派结了梁子 [01:31.38]By the rice krispie guys
在卖那种东西的人身边 [01:33.13] [01:43.37]Everyday I wake up and I get to work late
每天我醒来工作到很晚 [01:46.78]My boss says hey what'sup
我的老板说嘿怎么了 [01:48.42]I say I'm grrrrrrowing tired of this s**t
我说我厌倦了这一切 [01:53.23] [01:56.62]The kids they laugh 'cause I'm a sensitive cat
孩子们嘲笑我因为我是个敏感的人 [02:00.13]Big P***y I can't argue with that
身材丰满我无法反驳 [02:03.27] [02:06.54]If another kid gives me frosted flakes
如果另一个孩子给我糖霜 [02:09.97]I swear on my life I'll eat his parents
我以生命发誓我会吃掉他的父母 [02:13.55] [02:23.30]I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back
我是复活节兔子嘿我回来了 [02:25.06]Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack
曾经很有趣现在我沉迷于那种东西 [02:26.83]Heaps of heroine aint no joke
一堆女英雄不是闹着玩的 [02:28.52]Marshmallow peeps covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke
浑身都是棉花糖 [02:31.96] [02:33.35]Coooooke
咕咚 [02:34.34] [02:36.76]Drugs for life that's my plan
终生服药这是我的计划 [02:38.21]But now I have no attention spaaaaaaaannnnnnnn
但现在我得不到关注 [02:41.02] [02:46.81]Hey pat did you hear all my elves got sick
嘿Pat你听说了吗我的精灵都生病了 [02:50.24]I think they got herpes from some irish chick
我想他们是从某个爱尔兰小妞身上染上疱疹的 [02:53.36]Mother f****r [02:54.57] [03:00.67]Santa Tony could you guys please stop
圣诞老人托尼你们能不能停下来 [03:04.18]Oh snap crackle and pop
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