My Whole Family… (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:My Whole Family... (Live)] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Burnham] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Whole Family… (Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:43.17]Everytime I go to dinner
每次我去吃晚饭 [00:45.37]It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
似乎很没有存在感 [00:47.63]I'll sit down at the breakfast table
我会坐在餐桌上 [00:49.82]I can talk they're not able
但他们不会像我一样交谈 [00:51.76] [00:52.30]When I look at them I find
当我看着他们 [00:54.57]There's a single question on their mind
他们的心里只有一个问题 [00:56.32] [00:58.38]I wish it could go back to the way it was
我希望我可以回到从前的生活 [01:01.32]It's not easy now because
现在却不容易 [01:04.16] [01:05.29]My whole family thinks I'm gay
因为我的家人都认为我是同性恋 [01:06.78] [01:07.38]I guess it's always been that way
我猜它总是这样 [01:09.05] [01:09.69]Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk
也许是因为我说话的方式 [01:12.47]Mabay them think I like boys
也许他们认为我喜欢男孩 [01:14.63] [01:18.41]That I like boys
我喜欢男孩 [01:19.63] [01:23.71]The goddamn question just won't go away
这个该死的问题却从未消失 [01:25.49] [01:26.12]And I get asked it every single day
每天我都要被问同样的问题 [01:28.43]But the way they ask is not a disguise
但他们的提问方式不伪装 [01:30.65]Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys
就好像我已经跟男人接过吻了一样 [01:33.37]That's funny
真好笑 [01:34.04] [01:34.63]This is the worst baby this was my fear
这很糟糕 我很害怕 [01:36.58]Now their opinions are crystal-clear because
现在他们的观点很明确 [01:41.10]My whole family now is shocked
我的家人都震惊了 [01:43.04]I'm in the closet and the door is locked
我在密室 房门紧锁 [01:45.36]Now my glory days are gone
我的光荣时代已经过去了 [01:47.00] [01:47.81]I was John Elway now I'm Elton John
我曾经是John Elway 现在我是Elton John [01:50.35]My whole family now suspects
我的家人都怀疑 [01:52.51]That watching Spongebob had side-effects
那是我看多了海绵宝宝的后遗症 [01:54.76] [01:55.57]I'm not gay and that's what I said
我要说的就是我不是同性恋 [01:57.73]If I'm gay hey God strike me dead
如果我是同性恋 那上帝把我赐死吧 [02:00.07] [02:12.40]Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow
只是因为我害怕下雪 [02:14.25]Or my favorite color is the rainbow
还是因为我最喜欢的彩虹色 [02:17.74] [02:25.49]I don't mean to yell but I fear I must
我并不是有意对你们大喊大叫 [02:28.17]Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust
因为我已经失去了人们的信任 [02:30.96]Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay motherf**ker
因为甚至我的兄弟也觉得我是同性恋 [02:35.17] [02:41.49]You all probably think I'm gay
你们也许都认为我是个同性恋 [02:43.29] [02:43.83]Man this song is counterproductive
这首歌就是表达我的看法的 [02:45.50] [02:48.71]La la la la la [02:51.16]Because my whole family thinks I'm gay
因为我的家人都认为我是同性恋 [02:54.16]What do they know anyway
不管怎样 他们知道什么 [02:55.72] [02:56.46]You gotta look right through the haze
你们需要透过迷雾 看清真相 [02:58.75]Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase
那很容易 [03:01.22]My whole family thinks I'm queer
我的家人认为我是同性恋 [03:03.49]That is all I ever hear
这就是我听到的 [03:05.23] [03:06.37]But I've been as straight as a ramp
但我绝对是个直男 [03:08.72]If you don't count Bible camp
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