New Math (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:New Math (Live)] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:Bo Burnham] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]New Math (Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:01.32]This next song takes something [00:02.27]That's not that fun math and makes it offensive [00:04.68] [00:07.06]It's New Math [00:07.92] [00:09.96]What's a pirate minus the ship [00:13.07]Just a creative homeless guy [00:14.68] [00:15.64]And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant [00:18.62]An ironic way to die [00:19.99] [00:20.69]What's domain domain range [00:22.76] [00:23.64]A kid with too much in his pants [00:25.31] [00:25.93]Two balls minus one [00:27.50] [00:28.07]Seven titles at the Tour de France [00:30.02] [00:33.69]It gets worse [00:34.76]Yeah split a decision with long division [00:36.87] [00:37.45]Take the circumference of your circumcision [00:39.70] [00:40.48]Live like your data and when you're all set [00:42.75]Put it all together and whatever you get [00:44.73] [00:46.77]It's New Math [00:47.55] [00:49.19]It's New Math [00:49.83] [00:52.08]And what's a bag of chips divided by five [00:55.40]Well that's a Nike worker's meal [00:56.70] [00:58.02]And Santa Claus multiplied by 'i' [01:00.05] [01:00.81]Well I guess that makes him real [01:02.35] [01:03.15]And the square root of the NBA [01:04.90] [01:05.68]Is Africa in a box [01:08.17]How do you trace a scatter plot [01:09.91] [01:10.89]You give the pencil to Michael J Fox [01:12.92] [01:17.29](Whatever ) [01:18.00] [01:19.79]Take the approximate moral proportion [01:22.03]Of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion [01:23.94] [01:24.77]Live like your data and when you're all set [01:27.25]Put it all together and whatever you get [01:28.89] [01:31.15]It's New It's New It's New It's New It's New Math [01:34.24] [01:36.50]And if you took a factor tree [01:37.99] [01:39.05]Of the factors that caused my girl to leave me [01:41.37]You'd have a tree full of Asian porn [01:44.72] [01:46.66]C-A-L C-U lator mathematical minds [01:50.08]Cause industrial smog [01:51.90]And what's the opposite of ln(x) [01:54.44]Duraflame the unnatural log [01:56.35] [01:58.60]Support the farmers with a pro-tractor [02:00.50] [02:01.15]Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common fact-or [02:04.14]Live like your data and when you're all set [02:06.48]Put it all together and whatever you get [02:08.34] [02:10.28]It's New It's New It's New [02:12.06]Alright word problems ready [02:13.13] [02:15.39]If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop [02:17.52] [02:18.10]With a twenty-dollar bill and he's ready to buy [02:20.78]In order to predict his volume change [02:22.61] [02:23.73]You'll need to know the value of pie [02:25.80]And there's a metal train that's a mile long [02:27.84] [02:28.43]And at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her [02:31.41]How long 'til it reaches [02:32.51]And kills the driver provided [02:33.43]That he is a good conductor [02:34.84](An electrical and train condutor ) [02:36.87] [02:37.84]And if ten percent of men are gay twenty [02:39.56]Percent of men are Chinese [02:41.29]What are the odds of a man chosen [02:43.18]At random spends [02:44.10]His free-time and meal-time while on his knees [02:45.84]And if Kim is half as old as Bobby [02:49.37]Who is two years older than twelve-year old Tory [02:51.63]For how many more thirty-day months [02:53.78]Will their threesomes be considered statutory rape [02:56.39] [02:59.65]'Cause Math can be sexy [03:01.43]'Cause having sex is like quadratic expansion [03:03.99]If it can't be split then it's time to stop [03:06.49]And having sex is like you're doing fractions [03:09.04]It's improper for the larger one to be on top yeah [03:11.93]And having sex is like math homework [03:13.68] [03:14.22]I do it best when I'm alone in my bed [03:16.84]And squaring numbers are just like women [03:18.82]If they're under thirteen just do them in your head [03:21.24] [03:23.83]And New Math