Bo fo Sho (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:00.48]Okay on that note I'm gonna rap [00:02.88]Heh yeah [00:07.92]Walkin' my poodles man it never gets old [00:09.93]With my dogs on my leash I got b***hes on the hold [00:12.90]A first aids kit That's a rhesus monkey [00:15.21]I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie [00:18.93]I get more a*s than a giant donkey stable [00:21.12]I got more lines than Whitney Houston's coffee table [00:24.06]I get more head than grammar school lice [00:27.93]I'm like a walkin' glacier I'm so decked out with ice [00:30.18]Hey Jesus loves you as long as you're white [00:32.54]Did you poop a virgin cause that s**t is tight [00:38.52]Hey I'm blowin' up like I thought I would [00:41.13]I'm circumcised 'cause I don't come from the hood [00:44.16]Yo I do d**gs in the bedroom lie on your back [00:58.02]Cause I got the pipe and you got the crack [01:00.21]Though I'm sexually straight you're bound to find [01:02.43]I'm mentally gay cause I'll blow your mind ma'am [01:08.04]Yo the parents be snickerin' He shouldn't have written it [01:10.41]But I'm constipated couldn't give a s**t [01:12.75]What motherf**ker [01:13.80]What yo [01:14.37]Yeah this kid's a virgin [01:18.90]My name is Bo [01:19.56]My name is Bo fo sho [01:22.68]A born Bostonian [01:24.03]Aryan librarian at the wordsmith sonian [01:26.31]The rap is scattered it hides its ingenuity [01:28.32]I gave it this little part to give it continuity [01:30.54]Uh f**kin' feel it yeah [01:32.01]Yo huh Where are we Yeah [01:34.17]And the fellas say [01:35.22]Hey moron pass the gin [01:36.81]Cause I'm an ozymoron breathing oxygen [01:39.42]Give me the bottle I'll chug two thirds [01:41.43]'Cause you b***hes know fractions speak louder than words [01:47.55]And the ladies say [01:48.36]Hey fellas I'm keepin it tight and if you play your cards right you can have me tonight [01:51.75]Should I blow you or beat you brass or percussion [01:54.30]Oh stop period end of discussion [01:59.58]Yo my name is Bo fo sho [02:01.23]A born Bostonian [02:01.83]Aryan librarian at the wordsmith sonian [02:04.38]The rap is scattered it hides its ingenuity [02:06.15]I gave it this little part to give it continuity [02:08.13]Walking through the garden food at my feet picked up the celery but dropped the beet [02:14.25]Yeah [02:14.58]And then I picked it up and it [02:16.08]There's music it gets faster [02:18.45]Alright let's end this [02:22.17]We're in the hood I'll take what you give me [02:23.79]Was Einstein's theory good relatively [02:25.71]A smart queen's kingdom it doesn't mix [02:27.99]A litter of literates a bunch of Moby d**ks [02:29.58]Get thee to a punnery oh just Ophelia [02:31.50]Take you with a condom stainless steel ya [02:33.69]Half a pound of turkey breast half a pound of chicken tits [02:36.09]Why are only crackers staying at the Ritz [02:38.13]Poverty racism isn't it strange [02:40.05]That only the homeless are beggin for change [02:41.91]I shocked Sherlock [02:43.08]What son [02:44.01]Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun [02:51.09]Here's a little bit of irony [02:52.26]A Ford Focus driver has ADD [02:54.57]How'd I come to master all these things [02:56.28]Like a tampon thief I had to pull some strings