Welcome to the Internet (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:00.11]Lyrics by：Bo Burnham [00:00.23]Composed by：Bo Burnham [00:00.35]Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界 [00:02.19]Have a look around
四处看看 [00:04.12]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
你能想到的一切都能找到 [00:07.71]We've got mountains of content
我们拥有千山万水 [00:09.63]Some better some worse
有好有坏 [00:11.59]If none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first
如果你不感兴趣你会是第一个 [00:15.45]Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界 [00:17.40]Come and take a seat
过来坐下吧 [00:19.10]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet
你想看新闻还是什么有名的女人的脚 [00:23.04]There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha
没必要惊慌这不是考验 [00:27.27]Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
只要点头或者摇头剩下的交给我们 [00:30.20] [00:30.96]Welcome to thе internet
欢迎来到网络 [00:32.76]What would you prefer
你更喜欢什么 [00:34.46]Would you like to fight for
你是否愿意为 [00:35.76]Civil rights or tweet a racial slur
公民权利还是在网上胡说八道 [00:38.37]Be happy be horny be bursting with rage
开心点兴奋点怒火攻心 [00:42.76]We've got a million different ways to engage
我们有一百万种不同的相处方式 [00:46.29]Welcome to the internet put your cares aside
欢迎来到网络世界抛开你的顾虑 [00:49.84]Here's a tip for straining pasta
这是过滤意面的小窍门 [00:51.60]Here's a nine year old who died
这是一个九岁的孩子 [00:53.58]We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
我们有电影有医生还有梦幻体育 [00:57.24]And a bunch of colored pencil
还有一束彩色铅笔 [00:58.75]Drawings of all the different characters in
不同角色的图画 [01:00.16]Harry Potter f**king each other
像哈利·波特一样互相伤害 [01:01.33]Welcome to the internet
欢迎来到网络世界 [01:02.51]Hold on to your socks
紧紧抓牢你的袜子 [01:03.91]'Cause a random guy just
因为随便一个人 [01:05.12]Kindly sent you photos of his c**k
好心给你发了他的照片 [01:07.31]They are grainy and off putting he just sent you more
他给你寄来了更多好货 [01:10.70]Don't act surprised you know you like it you w***e
不要装作惊讶的样子你知道你喜欢你这个娘们 [01:13.66]See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink
看到有人被砍头生气了就去看心理医生 [01:16.29]Show us pictures of your
给我们看看你的照片 [01:17.28]Children tell us every thought you think
孩子们告诉我们你的每一个想法 [01:19.15]Start a rumor buy a broom or
制造谣言买把扫把或者 [01:20.53]Send a death threat to a boomer
对婴儿潮一代发出死亡威胁 [01:21.99]Or D M a girl and groom her
或者给一个女孩精心打扮 [01:23.66]Do a zoom or find a tumor in your
做个放大检查或者发现你的肿瘤 [01:25.18]Here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom
这是一个健康的早餐选择你应该杀了你的妈妈 [01:27.49]Here's why women never
这就是为什么女人 [01:28.58]F**k you here's how you can build a bomb
去你的这就是你制造炸弹的方法 [01:30.91]Which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz
这个古怪的小测验你是哪个能量游侠 [01:33.94]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
奥巴马派移民去给你们的孩子接种疫苗 [01:37.41] [01:38.10]Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣 [01:41.10]A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心 [01:44.10]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶 [01:47.14]Anything and everything all of the time
任何事任何事 [01:49.74]Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣 [01:52.86]A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心 [01:55.79]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶 [01:58.70]Anything and everything all of the time
任何事任何事 [02:01.30] [02:11.40]You know it wasn't always like this
你知道并非一直都是这样 [02:15.11] [02:18.54]Not very long ago just before your time
不久以前就在你的时代到来之前 [02:24.90] [02:26.03]Right before the towers fell circa '99
就在大楼倒塌之前大概是九九年 [02:32.99]This was catalogs travel blogs a chatroom or two
这是目录旅游博客一两个聊天室 [02:40.20] [02:40.90]We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you
我们瞄准目标彻夜等待你 [02:49.65] [02:50.70]You insatiable you
你不知满足 [02:55.19] [02:55.71]Mommy let you use her ipad you were barely two
妈妈让你用她的iPad你才两岁 [03:02.92] [03:03.43]And it did all the things we designed it to do
它实现了我们设计的所有功能 [03:10.29] [03:11.21]Now look at you oh look at you
现在看看你看看你 [03:16.60] [03:17.12]You you unstoppable watchable
你势不可挡引人瞩目 [03:26.64]Your time is now your inside's out honey how you grew
现在是你的时代了你的身体出了问题亲爱的你成长了吗 [03:33.66]And if we stick together who knows what we'll do
如果我们团结一致谁知道我们会做什么 [03:40.73] [03:41.28]It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
我一直计划着把世界掌控在你的手中 [03:48.44] [03:51.36]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [03:53.59]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [03:55.93]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [03:57.57]Ha ha ha ha ha ha [04:00.15] [04:00.89]Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣 [04:05.83] [04:06.81]A bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都有点点滴滴 [04:11.62]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶 [04:16.62]Anything and everything all of the time
任何事任何事 [04:20.37]Could I interest you in everything all of the time
我能否让你一直对我感兴趣 [04:23.33]A little bit of everything all of the time
每时每刻都付出一点真心 [04:26.12]Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
漠不关心是一场悲剧厌倦是一种罪恶 [04:29.01]Anything and everything and anything and everything
什么都愿意 [04:31.63]And anything and everything and
任何事 [04:33.26]All of the time
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