Everyone's A Little Bit Racist-John Tartaglia/Stephanie D'Abruzzo
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[00:00.00]Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - John Tartaglia/Stephanie D'Abruzzo
[00:00.31]Say Kate can I ask you a question
[00:01.99]Sure
[00:02.55]Well you know Trekkie Monster upstairs
[00:04.27]Uh huh
[00:04.98]Well he's Trekkie Monster and you're Kate Monster
[00:07.72]Right
[00:08.21]You're both Monsters
[00:09.43]Yeah
[00:10.08]Are you two related
[00:11.63]What Princeton I'm surprised at you
[00:14.97]I find that racist
[00:16.74]Oh well I'm sorry I was just asking
[00:19.18]Well it's a touchy subject
[00:20.98]Now now all Monsters are related
[00:23.83]What are you trying to say huh
[00:25.29]That we all look the same to you
[00:27.38]Huh huh huh
[00:28.81]
[00:29.58]Not at all
[00:30.81]I'm sorry I guess that was a little racist
[00:32.88]I should say so
[00:35.08]You should be much more careful when you're
[00:36.88]Talking about the sensitive subject of race
[00:39.39]
[00:40.06]Well look who's talking
[00:41.47]What do you mean
[00:42.82]What about that special Monster School you told me about
[00:45.65]What about it
[00:46.39]Could someone like me go there
[00:48.10]No we don't want people like you
[00:51.04]You see
[00:52.34]You're a little bit racist
[00:54.49]Well you're a little bit too
[00:57.06]I guess we're both a little bit racist
[01:00.03]Admitting it is not an easy thing to do
[01:02.46]But I guess it's true
[01:03.87]Between me and you I think
[01:05.39]Everyone's a little bit
[01:06.86]Racist sometimes
[01:10.72]Doesn't mean we go around committing
[01:13.24]Hate crimes
[01:16.28]Look around and
[01:17.56]You will find
[01:18.93]No one's really
[01:20.20]Color-blind
[01:21.65]Maybe it's a fact
[01:23.30]We all should face
[01:26.91]Everyone makes
[01:28.27]Judgments
[01:29.04]
[01:30.32]Based on race
[01:31.66]Not big judgments
[01:32.56]Like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from
[01:35.08]No
[01:35.59]No just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys
[01:38.72]Should learn to speak goddamn English
[01:40.24]Right
[01:41.23]Everyone's a little
[01:42.40]Bit racist -- today
[01:44.53]
[01:46.37]So everyone's a little
[01:47.67]Big racist -- okay
[01:51.94]Ethnic jokes might
[01:53.27]Be uncouth
[01:54.23]But you laugh because
[01:55.62]They're based on truth
[01:57.10]Don't take them as
[01:58.57]Personal attacks
[02:02.48]Everyone enjoys them --
[02:04.76]
[02:05.65]So relax
[02:06.99]All right stop me if you've heard this one
[02:09.07]There's a plane going down
[02:10.27]And there's only one parachute
[02:11.88]And there's a rabbi a priest
[02:13.70]And a BLACK guy
[02:15.15]Whatchoo talkin' about Kate
[02:16.29]Uh
[02:17.42]You were telling a BLACK joke
[02:19.41]Well sure Gary but lost of people tell black jokes
[02:22.02]I don't
[02:22.57]Well of course you don't -- you're black
[02:24.76]But I bet you tell Polack jokes right
[02:26.77]Well sure I do Those stupid Polacks
[02:30.07]
[02:31.01]Don't you think that's a little racist
[02:33.12]
[02:34.11]Well damn I guess you're right
[02:36.28]
[02:36.81]You're a little bit racist
[02:39.30]Well you're a little bit too
[02:41.97]We're all a little bit racist
[02:44.78]I think that I would have to agree with you
[02:47.42]We're glad you do
[02:48.80]It's sad but true
[02:50.45]Everyone's a little bit racist all right
[02:53.66]
[02:55.94]Bigotry has never been exclusively white
[03:01.34]If we all could
[03:02.65]Just admit
[03:03.87]That we are racist
[03:05.35]A little bit
[03:06.65]Even though we all
[03:08.35]Know that it's wrong
[03:12.02]Maybe it would help
[03:13.69]Us get along
[03:16.81]Christ do I feel good
[03:18.03]Now there was a fine upstanding black man
[03:21.28]
[03:22.16]Who
[03:22.73]Jesus Christ
[03:24.14]But Gary Jesus was white
[03:26.42]No Jesus was black
[03:27.71]No Jesus was white
[03:29.20]No I'm pretty sure Jesus was black
[03:31.36]Guys -- Jesus was Jewish
[03:34.83]
[03:38.83]Hey guys what are you laughing about
[03:40.41]Racism
[03:41.55]Cool
[03:42.06]
[03:42.58]Brian You come back here You take out lecycuraburs
[03:46.19]What's that mean
[03:47.54]Um Recyclables
[03:49.32]
[03:49.98]Hey don't laugh at her
[03:52.15]How many languages do you speak
[03:54.26]Oh come off it Brian
[03:56.51]
[03:57.24]Everyone's a little bit racist
[03:59.44]I'm not
[04:00.38]Oh no
[04:01.29]Nope How many oriental wives have you got
[04:06.02]What Brian
[04:07.25]
[04:07.98]Brian buddy
[04:09.25]Where you been
[04:10.47]The term is Asian-American
[04:13.19]I know you are
[04:14.59]No intending to be
[04:18.24]But calling me
[04:19.02]Oriental -- offensive to me
[04:22.76]I'm sorry honey I love you
[04:26.24]And I love you
[04:28.05]But you're racist too
[04:30.36]Yes I know
[04:32.68]The Jews have all
[04:33.93]The money
[04:34.88]And the whites have
[04:36.36]All the power
[04:38.04]And I'm always in
[04:39.59]Taxi-cab with driver
[04:41.58]Who no shower
[04:43.03]Me too
[04:43.87]Me too
[04:44.58]I can't even get a taxi
[04:46.70]Everyone's a little bit
[04:48.40]Racist it's true
[04:53.11]But everyone is just about
[04:55.15]As racist as you
[05:00.46]If we all could just admit
[05:03.94]That we are racist a little bit
[05:07.42]And everyone
[05:08.55]Stopped being so P C
[05:12.11]Maybe we could
[05:14.53]Live in harmony
[05:20.68]Ev'lyone's a ritter bit lacist
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