The Mule Session-Adam Sandler/Betsy Hammer/Elmo Weber/Ted Lobinger

[ti:The Mule Session (Album Version)] [ar:Adam Sandler] [al:Shhh...Don't Tell] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.96]My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian [00:05.06] [00:07.77]My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean [00:10.97] [00:13.50]My sister's on the dope [00:14.61]And my brother always picks his nose [00:16.75] [00:19.24]And Daddy's only happy [00:20.25]When he's wearing Mama's pantyhose yeah [00:22.64] [00:24.95]I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times ) [00:29.49] [00:30.40]Then my dog got in the freeze box he ate everything I got [00:33.47] [00:35.97]But I've got my mule [00:39.62] [00:42.13]He's a very very nice mule [00:46.83] [00:48.54]He walks with me home from school [00:54.78]Cause he's a very very nice mule [00:59.54] [01:03.44]When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel [01:08.77] [01:09.99]But now he prefers to dine on his own stool [01:14.89] [01:16.30]He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul [01:21.31] [01:22.74]Cause he's a very very pious mule [01:27.03] [01:30.82]When he sees a picture of a carrot [01:32.69]He has a tendency to druel [01:35.28] [01:36.89]On Halloween he tries to scare me [01:39.27]By dressing up as a ghoul [01:41.26] [01:45.80]He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel [01:50.41] [01:52.13]Cause he's a very very Old school mule [01:56.73] [01:59.18]A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool [02:04.07] [02:07.68]He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec Center pool [02:12.87] [02:14.27]When I break down on the side of the road [02:16.46]He shows up with unleaded fuel [02:19.35] [02:21.49]He's a devoted fan of Ms Paula Abdul [02:26.64] [02:30.80]And also approves of the recent [02:32.75]Makeover of former folkie Jewel [02:35.97] [02:48.59]When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated [02:50.45]He just shook his head and said to himself 'what a fool' [02:55.37]Cause he's a very very monogamous mule [03:00.09] [03:08.72]Porkchop Wake up man the session's not over [03:11.58]After several well-publicized arrests for public urination [03:14.28]He now drinks exclusively O'Doul [03:18.32] [03:19.38]And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club [03:22.41]To show kids smoking isn't cool [03:25.56] [03:28.93]His favorite Elvis song is 'Don't be Cruel' [03:31.93]No it's 'Hound Dog' [03:34.98]The Mule Session (Album Version) - Adam Sandler