Land's Edge-David Lee Roth

[ti:Land's Edge] [ar:David Lee Roth] [al:The Best] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Land's Edge - David Lee Roth [00:08.15]Ah don't touch that dial [00:09.27] [00:11.53]Here's a word about my ex-girlfriend [00:12.77] [00:14.02]Towards the end conflict off and on [00:16.06] [00:16.71]And I told her one night "Honey every time we fight [00:19.82]I'll write a verse to this song" [00:21.79]Well things got bad and things got worse [00:24.93] [00:25.44]Still I struggled on [00:26.66] [00:27.37]So sit back and get all comfortable [00:29.02] [00:29.67]`Cause this little tunes six f**kin' hours long [00:32.45] [00:33.33]And every journey's got destinations [00:35.66]Which the traveler can't expect [00:37.37] [00:38.11]So how's that I'm always winding up [00:40.58]Down here at land's edge [00:42.15] [00:51.49]Now if love is blind why did her stockings [00:54.12] [00:54.63]Always look so cool [00:55.68] [00:56.74]Now I know I was paying attention [00:59.15]But somehow I got fooled [01:00.80] [01:01.97]Well I gave her seven children [01:03.69] [01:04.87]And a twelve room uptown shack [01:07.03] [01:07.56]And when it all was over [01:09.93]Took a dozen lawyers [01:11.42]To get half back [01:12.85]But I already got me a new gal to ruin my life [01:16.17]And she might just yet [01:18.02]So I'm helping her find an apartment [01:20.00] [01:20.51]Down here at land's edge [01:22.91] [02:11.22]Now take the traveler and the tourist [02:13.69]The essential difference is [02:15.40] [02:16.58]The traveler don't know where he's goin' [02:18.48] [02:19.28]And the tourist don't know where he is [02:21.77]Small world till they lose your luggage tho' [02:24.54]Take the stripper who lives next door [02:26.34] [02:27.40]You'd swear this kid was 21 goin' on 44 [02:31.41] [02:32.48]But luckily that ain't how she sees it [02:35.12]Got a new tattoo that says: [02:36.77] [02:37.83]"when I die send the body to heaven [02:40.39]Lost the rest at land's edge"