Funky Cold Medina-Tone-Loc

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:00.12]Alright dig it [00:33.51]Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action [00:38.04]But like Mike Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction [00:43.86]The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me [00:47.46]My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C [00:50.79]The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar [00:52.41]Havin' drinks with some no name chump [00:53.73]When they know that I'm the star [00:55.14]So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina [01:01.47]I asked the guy Why you so fly he said Funky Cold Medina [01:19.23]This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks [01:22.83]Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick [01:27.12]It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac [01:29.52]A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap [01:33.87]So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg [01:37.32]Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me [01:41.85]And did the wild thing on my leg [01:44.34]He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner [01:47.40]But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina [01:56.40]You know what I'm sayin' [02:03.27]I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door [02:07.65]I got Spuds McKenzie [02:10.28]Alex from Stroh's [02:13.47]They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina pal [02:16.35]I went up to this girl she said Hi my name is Sheena [02:19.11]I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina [02:22.86]She said I'd like a drink I said Ehm okay I'll go get it [02:25.23]Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips [02:26.91]And I knew that she was with it [02:29.97]So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned [02:32.64]But when she got undressed it was a big old mess Sheena was a man [02:41.76]So I threw him out I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener [03:23.73]You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina [03:26.85]You know ain't no plans with a man [03:28.83]This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies [03:31.44]Ya know [03:31.74]Break it down [03:32.55]Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection [03:35.04]I took a shot as a contestant on The Love Connection [03:37.83]The audience voted and you know they picked a winner [03:40.44]I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner [03:42.60]She had a few drinks I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin' [03:45.24]Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin' [03:48.39]I said Wait slow down love not so fast says I'll be seein' ya [03:50.67]That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina [03:57.99]Ya know what I'm sayin' [04:05.70]That Medina's a monster y'all