1-900 L.L. Cool J (Album Version)-LL Cool J

[ti:1-900 L.L. Cool J] [ar:LL Cool J] [al:Walking With A Panther] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]1-900 L.L. Cool J (Album Version) - LL Cool J (埃勒·酷) [00:06.55]Yo "Hello 1-900-LL Cool J " [00:13.11]Yeah whassup [00:13.92]"Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me " [00:16.72]Yeah I can do that check this one out honey [00:20.36]I motivate accelerate [00:20.94] [00:22.76]Devestate and dominate [00:25.11]I don't smoke crack so I won't lose weight [00:27.35]Give me the p**sy and the money [00:29.01]And the mic and I'm straight [00:30.19]Go to a resteraunt give me steak [00:32.72]Then cook my chicken with Shake'n'Bake [00:34.17] [00:35.11]I leave all the preachin to Reverand Flake [00:37.64]How much money can one black man make Huh [00:40.58]I'm what's known as a true dynamiter [00:42.04] [00:42.65]I write rhymes fast without a typewriter [00:45.05]Go with the flow but no I'm not a biter [00:47.73]Can't compare a cock-a-roach and a spider [00:50.07]Hell you might as well get a glass of punch [00:52.28]Cause you're bitin my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch huh [00:55.23]And bitin my rhymes ain't slick [00:57.56]I got your gold teeth marks all over my [01:00.44]Complications and aggravation [01:02.93]An unnecessary-sation [01:03.40] [01:05.43]I'm like Sunkist good vibrations [01:07.55]Your al-blum sounds like a compilation [01:10.55]Cool out grab a seat and listen [01:13.65]Cause I'ma start dismissin [01:15.20]Sucker MC's who's out there frontin [01:17.48]Talkin all that yang yo you smokin somethin [01:19.90]Shoulda treated me royal yo he wasn't loyal [01:22.71]Now it's all about chaos and turmoil [01:24.90] [01:26.05] gimme that microphone [01:26.78]I'ma show you the real meaning of the danger zone [01:30.05] [01:31.74]Yo "Hello is this 1-900-LL Cool J " [01:34.95]Yeah whassup [01:36.20]"Can you tell me what you do when you're coolin out " [01:38.97]Yo check this out [01:40.14]Now when I'm coolin out no time for a granny [01:42.73]Just a fly girl in t-shirt and panties [01:45.47]"Can LL *censored* " Man can he [01:47.89]I tell you what give up the fanny [01:50.45]Cause on a bedroom tomb J swift [01:52.70]Not too big but nothin to play with [01:55.49]In addition you on a mission [01:57.54]You need to audition for another position [01:59.82] [02:00.52]Doin damage is a crew tradition [02:02.57]Name your next al-blum intermission [02:05.65]You're full of preservatives -- plus [02:08.10]You're too conservative [02:09.81] [02:10.45]I'm full of flair savoir faire debonairre [02:12.98]There's no competition for this here [02:15.26]So don't waste your time and breath [02:17.64] [02:18.19]I'm givin you all a big F [02:20.33]MC's I envelop [02:22.27] as the song goes on the rhyme develops [02:24.91]I'm asiatic acrobatic charismatic [02:28.45]You don't want no static [02:30.56]Anyway I ain't havin it [02:32.46]When I see the microphone -- I'm grabbin it [02:35.46]Plug it in and take charge [02:37.25]LL XL Xtra-Large [02:40.12]KnowhatI'msayin Peace [02:41.09] [02:42.37]Hello [02:43.16]Hello whassup girl [02:44.54]How you doin girl I been tryin to call you all day [02:46.90]Word up I was talkin to LL he was kickin [02:49.33]Some mo' HYPED up rhymes to me [02:51.70]Word I spoke to him today too [02:53.49]Them rhymes WAS pumpin [02:55.27]Well not to cut you short [02:56.60]But I gotta go cause my man is here [02:58.76]Alright [02:59.37]See-ya