I'm Number One-Constantine/Ricky Gervais

[ti:I'm Number One] [ar:Constantine/Ricky Gervais] [al:Muppets Most Wanted (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]I'm Number One - Constantine (康斯坦丁 地狱神探)/Ricky Gervais [00:00.20]Written by：Bret McKenzie [00:00.75]I'm number one you're number two [00:03.88] [00:04.55]We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you [00:08.63]I'm number one you're number two [00:11.86] [00:12.69]I believe in the quality as long as you get less than me [00:16.96]I'm one you're one you're number two [00:20.01]I'm number two you may think that you're smarter [00:22.76]But I'm smarterer than you I'm number one [00:25.83] [00:26.42]You're number two [00:28.48]You're lucky to be number two not number three [00:32.55] [00:33.81]I can see by the look in your eye [00:36.92]You want to get a bigger piece of the pie [00:41.54]One day you'll get your chance but in the mean time [00:46.55]You got to dance monkey dance [00:48.68] [00:49.79]Really I hate dancing [00:51.49]Do it dance monkey dance haha [00:57.29] [01:00.61]I'm number two he's number one [01:04.77]I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian [01:08.69]I'm number two he's number one [01:11.57]I'm number one [01:12.86]You know life gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog [01:16.35] [01:17.66]I can see it's just a matter of time before he gone [01:22.27]And I'm at the front of the line [01:24.68] [01:25.52]It won't be long until I get my chance [01:28.39]But in the mean time I've got to dance monkey dance [01:32.68] [01:36.55]Dance monkey dance now watch me [01:42.21] [01:52.57]I'm number one he's number one [01:54.48]You're number two [01:55.79]I'm number two I'll bet you kid [01:57.96]There you go now step aside this segments through I'm one [02:02.17]You're one I'm number one yes we know I'm [02:05.42] [02:07.23]He's number one [02:13.50] [02:15.69]That's how it's done