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[00:00.00]Skipper Dan - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
[00:07.30]I starred in every high school play
[00:10.80]Blew every drama teacher away
[00:13.17]
[00:14.48]Graduated first in my class at Juilliard
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[00:21.84]Took every acting workshop I could
[00:24.15]
[00:25.40]And I dreamed of Hollywood
[00:27.27]
[00:29.08]While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard
[00:33.45]
[00:37.13]Hit the boards and paid my dues
[00:39.07]
[00:40.31]And got phenomenal rave reviews
[00:41.82]
[00:44.06]I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt
[00:48.99]
[00:50.61]I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
[00:54.48]
[00:55.29]Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
[00:57.91]
[00:58.78]But the years have come and gone
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[01:01.59]And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out
[01:06.02]I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
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[01:10.39]Skipper Dan is the name
[01:12.39]
[01:13.63]And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[01:16.51]
[01:17.38]And every time it's the same
[01:19.69]
[01:21.50]Look at those hippos they're wigglin' their ears
[01:24.31]
[01:25.12]Just like they've done for the last 50 years
[01:27.74]
[01:28.43]Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside
[01:32.11]'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
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[01:41.53]Oh the critics they used to say
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[01:44.96]I was the new Olivier
[01:46.59]
[01:48.89]Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
[01:53.26]
[01:55.57]Aw but don't bother tryin' to IMDb me
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[01:59.81]The only place you might possibly see me
[02:02.87]
[02:03.87]Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland
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[02:09.00]It ain't exactly what I planned
[02:11.06]But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[02:13.98]
[02:14.98]Skipper Dan is the name
[02:16.63]
[02:18.50]And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[02:21.12]
[02:22.18]And every time it's the same
[02:24.18]
[02:26.11]I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
[02:29.90]But what's the difference that's all behind me now
[02:33.15]'Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin' my pride
[02:36.33]And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[02:38.89]
[02:41.51]I should be there on Broadway
[02:42.94]Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
[02:48.87]But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
[02:51.68]Again and again and again and again and again and again and again
[02:56.72]
[02:59.03]Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet
[03:02.72]
[03:04.84]That's an African bull elephant
[03:06.65]
[03:08.40]And there it is the backside of water
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[03:12.20]What have I done with my life
[03:14.26]I shoulda listened when my grandfather said
[03:16.63]
[03:17.44]"Why don't you major in business instead "
[03:21.22]Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
[03:23.95]And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
[03:29.57]
[03:30.63]Skipper Dan is the name
[03:32.37]
[03:34.12]And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
[03:36.50]
[03:37.55]And every time it's the same
[03:39.74]
[03:41.67]Look at those hippos they're wigglin' their ears
[03:44.35]
[03:45.29]Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears
[03:48.66]Always said I'd be famous I guess that I lied
[03:51.73]
[03:52.67]'Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
[03:55.10]
[03:56.23]I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
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