Rocky-The Lonely Island

[ti:Rocky] [ar:The Lonely Island] [al:Turtleneck & Chain] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Rocky - The Lonely Island (孤岛乐队) [00:03.06]Here's a little story that I think you'll like [00:05.22]It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike [00:07.59]So buckle your seatbelts it's gonna get choppy [00:10.18]And listen to the tale of the time I fought Rocky [00:12.77]One day me and all my friends were hangin' [00:15.14]Talkin' 'bout which of the girls was most bangin' [00:17.59]Then one friend says "You know who's really tough [00:20.13]"Rocky " (hit me home) "the boxer " Man [00:22.68]I said "Yeah I know him What about him " He said [00:24.87]"He's really tough " "No way man I'm calling your bluff [00:27.50]"I think that I can take him and to prove my point [00:29.93]"I'll challenge him in public " (Yeah that's the joint ) [00:32.43]So the very next day stayed true to my word [00:34.91]And I snuck on T V so I could be heard [00:37.40]I said 'Rocky if you're out there I think you're a nerd [00:39.77]"And I'll lick you and bury you like a dog turd " [00:42.45]I got kicked out but the candle was lit [00:44.80]'Cause the people had to know if my claim was legit [00:47.24]It made the headlines and I got the call [00:49.73]It was Rocky ("Hey") and he wanted to brawl [00:52.25]We negotiated terms and set the date [00:54.62]Then I went into training to add some muscle weight [00:57.26]While I punched on meat in a rickety shack [00:59.66]He was sippin' on wine having models rub his back [01:02.20]At the weigh-in boy the tension was high [01:04.64]Me and Rock toe-to-toe and eye-to-eye [01:07.13]I talked some trash we got pulled apart [01:09.66]I shot him one last look to strike fear in his heart [01:12.06]Skip ahead the big night was finally here [01:14.65]My body was ripped and my mind was clear [01:17.08]We entered the arena to the roar of the crowd [01:19.63]People chantin' my name - I never felt so proud [01:22.10]Faced off once more in the center of the ring [01:24.56]Touched gloves said a prayer and the bell went *ding* [01:27.05]He hit me with a left and shattered my face [01:29.42]And a right sent my teeth all over the place [01:31.83]Then another great punch caved-in my eye socket [01:34.52]He broke my jaw and my trainer yelled "Stop it " [01:37.14]But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs [01:39.48]Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids [01:41.93]They yelled out "More " and Rocky obliged [01:44.40]I had to think of some way to turn the tides [01:46.90]So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might [01:49.24]Took a swing but he caught me with a sucker punch right [01:51.96]Then a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right [01:54.34]Then twenty-two consecutive sucker punch rights [01:56.90]He tore off my arms and beat me with 'em [01:59.50]Then threw acid in my face which obscured my vision [02:01.79]He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin [02:04.40]The bone splinters shot right out of my skin [02:06.77]People barfed in the crowd; they were going insane [02:09.25]And Rocky punched my nose-bone into my brain [02:11.77]I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts [02:14.20]Then Rocky pissed on me (customary in sports) [02:16.30] [02:16.94]The doctor came out and pronounced me dead [02:19.24]And that was the night I fought Rocky