Totally Committed-Jeff Foxworthy

[ti:Totally Committed (Edit)(Album Version)] [ar:Jeff Foxworthy] [al:Greatest Bits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Totally Committed (Edit) - Jeff Foxworthy [00:01.93]Rule 1 if she aint happy you aint happy [00:11.16]And if she aint happy long enough [00:12.72]Your gonna be unhappy with half your Stuff [00:16.78]Early on in our marriage when wed be in the same room [00:19.15]For a half hour and she didn't say a word a word to me [00:21.90]I would make the mistake of looking at her a saying [00:23.83]What's wrong [00:24.14]Hoping it was something other than me [00:27.89]Now i have learned If were in the same room [00:29.64]For a half hour and she doesnt't say a word to Me [00:31.76]It's ME [00:33.07]Now i just go up to her and say baby i realize [00:34.82]I have done or said something stupid and insensitive [00:37.06]And while i don't yet know what it is i would like [00:39.49]To go up to my room and think about it for a little while [00:42.49]This games been played for centurys [00:46.55]Ever since Adam fell for Eve [00:50.29]The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be [00:54.35]Just like me [00:56.91]Totally Committed [01:02.27]I've learned early on in our relationship [01:04.08]That women are complicated creatures [01:05.89]Once i had accepted [01:06.70]That it made a lot of things easier for me [01:08.57]But i have found that because [01:09.84]Women are complicated they like to think [01:11.52]Men are complicated too [01:13.77]You ever hear a group of women talking to each other [01:15.52]" OOO i wish i knew what He was really thinking" [01:17.26]Ladies I'll tell you what were really thinking [01:21.63]Were really thinking [01:22.39]"I'd like a beer and i'd like to see something naked" [01:25.57]That's all were thinking [01:26.94]You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man [01:28.94]Going down the hall on [01:29.94]A walker that's what he's thinking [01:31.77]"I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked" [01:34.33]This games been played for centurys [01:38.39]Ooh not that not that [01:42.07]The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be [01:46.38]Just like me [01:48.87]Totally Committed [01:53.74] [01:54.86]And i do belive what women understand men [01:55.98]Better than men understand women [01:59.04]Think about that [01:59.66]How often do you see a man stomp out of a room [02:01.47]Crying and have a woman go [02:02.72]"What What'd I say " Come Back [02:06.46]And i do think men would take advice on relationships [02:09.47]But were not gonna sit down [02:10.78]And read magazines about it [02:12.47]You got to feed it to us in a way were we'd accept it [02:15.35]Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game [02:18.66]"and there's strike Three Greg Maddux [02:20.09]Looking really good today [02:21.16]Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time [02:23.22]Your woman needs to be reminded [02:24.34]That she's still looking good to you" [02:27.52]Hey Baby have i told you lately [02:30.70]You are as pretty as Greg Maddux [02:34.14]This games been played for centurys [02:37.76]Baby where ya goin [02:38.88]Ever since Adam fell for Eve [02:42.19]The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be [02:46.37]Just like me [02:48.18]I keep telling ya i am Totally Committed [02:52.11]Now repeat after me [02:55.36]Totally Committed [02:57.92]Now baby what i meant to say is [02:59.24]When your naked you are prettier than Greg Maddux [03:02.17]You really are [03:03.54]Im going up to my room