Just A Friend (Re-Recorded / Remastered)-Biz Markie/Dweezil Zappa

[ti:Just A Friend (Re-Recorded Remastered)] [ar:Biz Markie] [al:I Love The '80S] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Just A Friend (Re-Recorded / Remastered) - Biz Markie/Dweezil Zappa [00:13.93]The way that i met her was on tour at a concert [00:16.89]She had long hair and a short miniskirt [00:19.80]I just got onstage drippin' pourin' with sweat [00:22.49]I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who i met [00:25.33]I whispered in her ear [00:26.61]Picture "come boothto the [00:28.06]So i questions can ask to you some see if [00:30.21]You are a hundred proof" [00:31.25]I asked said her her blah-blah-blahname she [00:32.32] [00:33.82]She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra [00:35.89] [00:36.66]I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused [00:39.15]I said "how do you like the show " [00:40.90]She said "i was very amused" [00:41.91]I started throwin'bass she started throwin'back mid-range [00:43.75] [00:44.43]But when i sprung the question she acted kind of strange [00:47.65]Then when i asked "do ya have a man "she tried to pretend [00:51.04]She said "no i don't i only have a friend" [00:53.68] [00:55.22]Come on i'm not even goin' for it [00:58.23]This is what i'm goin' sing [01:00.05]You [01:00.31]You got what i need [01:03.35] [01:04.50]But you say he's just a friend [01:06.41] [01:07.18]And you say he's just a friend [01:09.28]Oh baby You [01:11.11] [01:12.03]You got what i need [01:14.61] [01:15.62]But you say he's just a friend [01:17.52] [01:18.44]But you say he's just a friend [01:20.61]Oh baby You [01:22.85] [01:23.71]You got what i need [01:25.71] [01:26.67]But you say he's just a friend [01:29.14]But you say he's just a friend [01:31.94]So i took blah-blah's word for it at this time [01:35.43]I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime [01:37.78] [01:38.45]'Cause i have friends and that's a fact [01:41.12]Like agnes agatha germaine and jacq [01:43.22] [01:44.17]Forget about that let's go into the story [01:46.72]About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me [01:49.53]So we started talkin' getin' familiar [01:51.73] [01:52.27]Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up [01:55.28]A relationship undderstandingor some [01:58.45]How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin' [02:01.06]Everything sounded so dandy and sweet [02:03.47]I had no idea i was in for a treat [02:06.51]After this was established everything was cool [02:09.23]The tour was over and she went back to school [02:12.14]I called every day to see how she was doin' [02:15.01]Everytime that i ccalled somethin'was her brewin'it seemed [02:18.30]I called her on my dime picked up and then i called again [02:21.01]I said "yo who was that " [02:22.51]"oh he's just a friend" [02:24.14]Don't gimme that [02:25.23]Don't ever gimme that [02:26.55]Jus' bust this [02:29.43]You [02:30.88]You got what i need [02:33.34] [02:34.36]But you say he's just a friend [02:36.27] [02:37.04]And you say he's just a friend [02:39.11]Oh baby You [02:42.10]Got what i need [02:44.53] [02:45.34]But you say he's just a friend [02:47.63] [02:48.34]But you say he's just a friend [02:50.55]Oh baby You [02:52.54] [02:53.70]Got what i need [02:55.69] [02:56.71]But you say he's just a friend [02:59.35]But you say he's just a friend [03:02.00] [03:02.97]So i came to her college on a surprise visit [03:05.47]To see my girl that was so exquisite [03:08.43]It was a school day i knew she was there [03:11.34]The first semester of the school year [03:14.07]I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm [03:16.87]This guy made me fill out a visitor's form [03:19.52]He told me where it was and i as on my way [03:22.52]To see my baby doll i was happy to say [03:25.24]I arrrived in front of the dormitory [03:27.90]Yo could you tell me where is door three [03:30.88]They showed me where it was for the moment [03:33.69]I didn't know i was in for such an event [03:36.52]So i came to her room and opened the door [03:39.29]Oh snap guess what i saw [03:42.11]A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth [03:44.78]I was so in shock my heart went down south [03:47.77]So please listen to the message that i say [03:50.42]Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend