The Internet is For Porn-Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon

[ti:The Internet is For Porn] [ar:Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon] [al:Avenue Q] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.01]The Internet is For Porn - Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon [00:00.02]Written by：T. BERGLING/EBERT [00:00.27]Finally [00:01.30]I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself [00:04.75] [00:05.52]And I'm gonna teach something relevant [00:07.55]Something modern [00:09.02]The internet [00:10.16]Oh [00:10.99]The internet is really really great [00:14.72]For porn [00:16.01]I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait [00:19.97]For porn [00:20.72]What [00:21.30]There's always some new site [00:23.35]For porn [00:23.99]I browse all day and night [00:25.94]For porn [00:26.75]It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light [00:30.31]For porn [00:31.48]Trekkie [00:31.99]The internet is for porn [00:34.35]The internet is for porn [00:36.19]What are you doing [00:37.23]Why you think the net was born [00:39.62]Porn porn porn [00:42.39]Trekkie oh hello good monster [00:45.26]You are ruining my song [00:47.13]Oh me sorry me no mean to [00:49.55]Well if you wouldn't mind please being [00:51.31]Quiet for a minute so I can finish [00:53.65]Okey dokey [00:54.55]Good [00:55.07] [00:55.69]I'm glad we have this new technology [00:59.36]For porn oop [01:00.73]Which gives us untold opportunity [01:04.51]For porn ooops sorry [01:06.24]From your own desktop [01:07.79]For p [01:08.55]You can research browse and shop [01:11.02]Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop [01:14.71]For porn [01:15.76]Trekkie [01:16.49]The internet is for porn [01:18.39]No [01:18.99]The internet is for porn [01:20.77]Trekie [01:21.72]Me up all night honking me [01:23.67]Horn to porn porn porn [01:26.96]That's gross [01:29.08]You're a pervert [01:30.34]Ahh sticks and stones kate monster [01:32.87]No really [01:34.02]You're a pervert [01:35.39]Normal people [01:36.66]Don't sit at home [01:37.56]And look at porn on the internet [01:39.27] [01:39.94]Ohhhhh [01:41.63]What [01:42.10] [01:42.60]You have no idea [01:45.54]Ready normal people [01:46.84]Ready [01:47.57]Ready [01:48.18]Ready [01:48.56]Lemme hear it [01:49.20]The internet is for porn [01:50.99]Sorry kate [01:51.70]The internet is for porn [01:53.41]I mast**bate [01:54.44]All these guys unzip their flies for [01:57.16]Porn porn porn [01:58.43]The internet is caught for porn [02:00.82]Hold on a second [02:02.38]Wha [02:03.11]Now I happen to know for a fact that you [02:06.08]Rod [02:06.63]Check your portfolio and trade stocks online [02:09.76]That's correct [02:10.79]And brian you buy things on amazon dot com [02:14.89]Sure [02:15.59]And gary you [02:17.11]Keep selling your possessions on ebay [02:19.79]Yes I do [02:21.00]And princeton [02:21.84]You [02:22.56]Sent me that sweet online birthday card [02:25.45]True [02:26.22]Oh but kate [02:27.61]What you think he do [02:29.01]After [02:30.37]Hmmm [02:31.58]Yeah [02:32.49]Ewww [02:34.17]The internet is for porn [02:36.16]Hello [02:36.86]The internet is for porn [02:38.57]I hate porn [02:39.47]Grab your d*ck and double click [02:41.74]For porn porn porn [02:43.52]I hate men [02:44.55]Porn [02:46.88]Porn [02:49.06]The internet is for [02:50.68]Internet is for [02:51.78]Internet is for [02:52.92]Porn ha