Santa Claus And His Old Lady-Cheech & Chong
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[00:00.00]Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong (切奇 & 崇)
[00:00.74]"Ma-ma-ma-ma-cita
[00:01.15]
[00:02.90]Donde esta Santa Cleese
[00:04.11]
[00:05.15]The vato wit da bony knees
[00:06.60]
[00:07.47]He coming down da street wit
[00:08.89]No choos on his feet
[00:10.09]And he's going to
[00:11.40]No no that ain't it
[00:12.44]Mamamasita donde esta Santa
[00:14.83]Claus
[00:15.12]
[00:15.73]Da guy wit da hair on his jaws
[00:17.65]He's
[00:18.04]Nah Hey man come
[00:20.82]Over here man
[00:21.55]I need some help man
[00:22.29]
[00:23.34]Yeah man I can dig that
[00:24.94]
[00:25.54]Like uh what are ya doing man
[00:26.96]
[00:27.91]Aw I'm trying to write a song
[00:29.27]About Santa Claus man
[00:30.36]But it's not coming out
[00:31.20]About who man
[00:31.79]
[00:32.34]About Santa Claus man
[00:33.33]You know Santa Claus man
[00:34.42]Oh yeah man
[00:35.06]I played with those dudes man
[00:36.38]
[00:37.47]What
[00:37.69]Yeah last year at the Fillmore man
[00:39.82]Me and the bass player sat in man
[00:41.86]Oh hey man you think
[00:43.04]Santa Claus is a group huh
[00:44.21]No it's not a group man
[00:46.03]Wha They break up man
[00:47.51]No man It's one guy man
[00:48.80]Y'know he had a a red suit on man
[00:50.98]With black patent leather choos
[00:52.42]You know the guy man
[00:53.38]
[00:54.03]Oh yeah he's with Motown ain't he
[00:56.60]
[00:57.41]Yeah I played with that dude too man
[00:59.62]He's a good singer man
[01:00.88]No no hold on man
[01:01.96]He's not with Motown man
[01:03.13]
[01:04.88]Well then he's with Buddah man
[01:06.41]No aw man you don't know
[01:08.05]Who Santa Claus is man
[01:09.54]Yeah well I'm not from here man
[01:10.78]Like I'm from Pittsburgh man
[01:12.36]I don't know too many local dudes
[01:13.93]Ohhh I see Well hey man sit back
[01:16.18]And relax and I'll tell you da story
[01:17.68]About Santa Claus man
[01:18.74]
[01:19.36]Listen
[01:19.51]
[01:20.49]Once upon a time about hmmm
[01:22.32]Five years ago there was
[01:23.66]This groovy dude and
[01:24.65]Has name was Santa Claus
[01:25.73]Y'know
[01:26.33]And he used to live over in the projects
[01:27.81]With his old lady and
[01:29.24]They had a pretty good thing together
[01:30.86]Because his old lady was really fine
[01:32.89]And she could cook and all that
[01:34.39]Stuff like that y'know
[01:35.37]Like she made da best brownies in town man
[01:37.66]Oh I could remember 'em now man
[01:39.88]I could eat one of 'em man
[01:41.60]Wow did you know these people man
[01:43.84]Oh yeah man
[01:45.27]They used to live next door to me
[01:46.71]Y'know
[01:47.19]Until they got kicked out man
[01:48.66]
[01:49.23]Wha
[01:49.46]They got kicked out of the projects man
[01:50.92]
[01:51.66]Yeah you know what happened man
[01:52.98]They used ta live with all these midgets
[01:54.45]Y'know and da midgets used
[01:56.00]To make a lotta noise y'know
[01:57.43]Like pounding and hammering
[01:59.12]And pounding all night man
[02:00.42]Typical freaks huh
[02:01.81]Oh yeah man they were really freaks man
[02:03.88]
[02:04.64]As a matter of fact
[02:05.93]They all moved up north together y'know
[02:07.66]
[02:08.27]Oh they had to go
[02:09.10]Get their head together man
[02:09.94]
[02:10.48]Yeah get their head together
[02:11.35]
[02:11.91]And they started a commune y'know
[02:13.94]It was called the uh
[02:14.99]Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune
[02:16.51]It was a real famous one up there man
[02:18.65]And they used to sit around and groove
[02:20.24]All the time y'know
[02:21.45]Oh yeah
[02:22.07]Yeah a really good time man
[02:23.45]That sounds heavy
[02:24.29]Yeah they eat da brownies man
[02:26.13]And they drink da tea man
[02:28.03]And what they did most of da time
[02:29.91]Though was make a lotta goodies
[02:31.19]Y'know
[02:31.89]And they had everything they needed
[02:33.46]They only needed to come into town
[02:34.80]Maybe once year or something like that
[02:36.72]To pick up the welfare check
[02:37.76]And the food stamps right
[02:39.30]Yeah
[02:40.15]No no what they did man is that
[02:41.97]Once a year
[02:42.47]When they made all the goodies
[02:43.77]Y'know
[02:44.25]They used ta put 'em in a beeg
[02:45.59]Chopping bag and then
[02:46.56]They used ta take da
[02:47.37]Chopping bag and give and give 'em to all the
[02:49.38]Boys and girls all da way around da world man
[02:51.42]Hey well that's hip man
[02:52.24]
[02:52.81]That sounds real nice
[02:53.68]
[02:54.29]Oh yeah
[02:55.00]They were really nice people man
[02:56.45]
[02:56.98]And so much class man
[02:58.37]They had so much class y'know
[02:59.87]Like even take da way
[03:00.94]They used ta deliver da toys y'know
[03:02.64]It's like Santa Claus used ta have this
[03:04.88]Really charp chort man y'know
[03:06.91]It was lower to da ground
[03:08.39]Had twice-pipes candy-apple red and button top
[03:11.66]Oooo clean
[03:12.26]
[03:13.13]Hey that sounds like a hip snowmobile man
[03:15.25]No no it wasn't a snowmobile
[03:16.60]It was a sled y'know
[03:17.67]
[03:18.36]One of those big sleds y'know
[03:19.90]And he used ta have it pulled
[03:21.30]By some reindeers y'know like reindeers
[03:23.10]Some what man
[03:23.94]Some reindeers y'know
[03:25.16]He used ta hook them onto da sled
[03:26.89]And then he used ta stand up inside
[03:28.51]Da sled and hold on to da reins and
[03:30.43]Then call out their names like
[03:31.71]On Donner On Blitzen On Chewy On Tavo
[03:35.34]
[03:35.91]C'mon Becto
[03:37.00]And then the reindeers
[03:38.48]Used ta take off into da sky and
[03:39.99]Fly across da sky man
[03:41.39]Wow man That's far out man
[03:44.23]Yeah And then when they flied across da sky
[03:46.49]They used ta come down to places like
[03:48.06]Oh Chicago L A
[03:49.85]Nueva York and Pacoima and all those places
[03:52.04]Y'know
[03:52.61]And then land on top of people's roofs
[03:54.29]
[03:54.80]And then 'ol Santa
[03:55.54]Claus would make himself real small y'know
[03:57.95]Like a real small guy and
[03:59.37]He'd come down da chimney and
[04:00.87]Then he would give you all da stuff that he
[04:02.48]Made man And
[04:03.29]Dig this man
[04:03.88]He did it all in one night man
[04:05.92]Hey just a minute man
[04:07.11]Now how'd he do that man
[04:08.43]
[04:09.00]Oh well man he took da freeway
[04:10.66]How else man
[04:11.34]No man No man
[04:13.44]How'd he do all that other stuff man
[04:15.21]
[04:15.80]Like how'd he make himself small man
[04:17.97]
[04:18.64]And how'd he like
[04:19.89]How'd he get the reindeer
[04:21.10]Off the ground man
[04:21.97]
[04:22.68]Oh well man
[04:24.29]He had some magic dust man
[04:25.81]
[04:26.64]Some magic dust
[04:27.75]Yeah magic dust y'know
[04:29.18]He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer
[04:30.85]
[04:31.41]A little bit to Santa Claus
[04:32.89]A little bit more for Santa Claus
[04:34.34]A little bit more
[04:34.92]And this would get the reindeer off man
[04:36.57]
[04:37.23]Aw got 'em off man
[04:38.65]Are you kidding man
[04:39.78]They flew all da way around da world man
[04:41.94]Hey that's far out man
[04:44.80]Hey how come
[04:45.52]I've never met this dude man
[04:47.03]
[04:47.56]Oh man
[04:48.15]He doesn't do that bit anymore man
[04:49.61]It got too dangerous man
[04:51.51]Yeah I can dig that man
[04:52.87]'Cause that's a dangerous bit man
[04:54.51]Yeah lemme tell ya it sure was man
[04:56.06]Like just two years ago man
[04:57.70]He got stopped at the border y'know
[04:59.47]And they took him into another room
[05:00.73]And took off his clothes man
[05:01.99]And searched him and searched his bag of
[05:03.75]Goodies man
[05:04.24]
[05:04.86]And then when he was leaving man
[05:06.26]He was flying through
[05:07.00]The air and somebody took a chot
[05:08.14]And his reindeer y'know
[05:09.54]Aw that's a drag man
[05:10.39]Yeah it really was man
[05:11.88]And then man he went down South man
[05:13.92]And they tried to cut off his hair and
[05:15.42]His beard man
[05:16.06]
[05:16.66]And all the time
[05:17.31]He was getting stopped and
[05:18.46]Pulled over and asked for his id man
[05:20.50]Just everywhere he went
[05:22.00]He ran into too much recession man
[05:23.50]
[05:24.90]No man you mean he ran into
[05:26.14]Too much repression man
[05:27.74]
[05:28.25]Aw "repression"
[05:29.03]"Recession"
[05:29.36]Man it's all da same thing man
[05:31.54]Yeah man But it's a drag man
[05:33.78]'Cause we could sure use a dude
[05:35.11]Like that right now
[05:35.94]
[05:36.55]Oh he still comes around man
[05:37.93]
[05:38.45]Oh yeah
[05:38.87]Yeah but he comes in disguises now
[05:40.78]
[05:41.44]Aw he went "underground"
[05:42.91]Yeah "underground" man
[05:44.26]I can dig it
[05:45.10]Yeah But you ought to see his disguise man
[05:47.35]Nobody would ever know it was him man
[05:49.16]Oh yeah
[05:49.71]Yeah
[05:50.15]He's got a job in front of
[05:51.20]Da department store ringing this bell
[05:52.56]And playing this tambourine
[05:53.96]Next to this black pot y'know
[05:55.75]Aw I seen the dude man
[05:57.61]Yeah You know who
[05:58.46]I'm talking about man
[05:59.57]Yeah man I played with
[06:00.60]That cat last year man
[06:02.76]Wha
[06:03.32]Yeah we played in front of a store man
[06:05.32]We made a lot of bread man
[06:06.91]Aw hey wait a Santa Claus is not a musician man
[06:09.72]I'm hip man
[06:10.44]That cat didn't know any tunes man
[06:12.21]Oh hey wait a minute man
[06:13.79]No he's not hip to that at all man
[06:15.94]No I played with this dude man
[06:17.82]Are you sure man
[06:19.00]Positive