Lobby Number-Danny Kaye/Vic Schoen & His Orchestra

[ti:Lobby Number] [ar:Danny Kaye] [al:Ballin' The Jack] [offset:0] [00:00.84]Lobby Number - Danny Kaye/Vic Schoen & His Orchestra [00:05.60]Manic Depressive Pictures presents (ROAR, roar) [00:09.91] [00:14.72]“Hello Fresno, Goodbye” [00:17.78] [00:20.85]Now you know the name of the picture [00:27.28] [00:31.97]And you’d like to see it — But no… [00:35.66] [00:37.22]Screenplay by Gluck from a stageplay by Mutsk [00:40.16]From a story by Glip from a chapter by Rusk [00:43.21]From a sentence by Dokes from a comma by Spokes [00:45.33]From an idea by Grokes, based on Joe Miller’s jokes. [00:50.90] [00:53.90]Now you know the name of the picture and who wrote it. [00:56.84]And you’d still like to see it — But no…. [01:00.34] [01:01.71]Art direction Pickepup, interiors Minervipup [01:02.59]Photography Alonzotech, recorded sound by Needlepeck [01:04.28]Upholstery by Thackery, Hackery by Dackery [01:05.84]Hickory by Dickory and Dickory for Doc. [01:06.25] [01:11.12]Now finally — finally at last comes the picture [01:14.94] [01:17.37]And what do we see? [01:18.88] [01:19.94]The same old beautiful chorus girls. [01:22.56] [01:23.81]The opening scene is a ranch in Fresno, California [01:26.75] [01:29.44]So what are they singing? [01:30.75] [01:31.88]When it’s cherry blossom time in Orange, New Jersey [01:34.94]We’ll make a peach of a pair. I know we canteloup [01:39.38]So honeydew be mine — and dip: [01:41.50] [01:42.19]Up on the gulch rides a hunk of man [01:44.57]He is our hero, Cowboy Dan [01:46.19]A gallopin’, yodelin’ buckaroo [01:48.13]His horse, of course, is a baritone too. [01:51.25]I’ve got that oooollllldd wagon wheels inside of me (Yi-hi-hoo) [02:04.07] [02:05.38]I’ve got that ooooold cactus in the hide of me (yi-hi-hoo) [02:12.07]I’ve got that (yi-hi-hoo) [02:14.13] [02:14.88]The girls are delighted to hear this (mew ew ew ew) [02:19.07] [02:20.26]But where is our heroine? [02:21.13] [02:22.05]As the bell rings for lunch, we find our heroine in the corral [02:26.16]Eating her heart out. [02:26.97] [02:27.91]She is Mary Sue Ann, tap-dancing daughter or an American juggling act [02:31.04]Who left her on the doorstep of an old English castle [02:33.10]Where she was found by Sir Basil Metabolism, who said: [02:35.23]By jove, the Gorin baby; I shall raise her as me-own daughter (which he did). [02:40.16]But she wants to tap dance, and Cowboy Dan, who she met on this trip [02:43.35]Wants to marry her so she can tap dance, but she knows [02:45.39]Sir Basil will never permit this. Never, never, never! [02:48.14] [02:49.08](mewewewewe) [02:51.64] [02:58.08]But through her tears she is singing a happy little song [03:04.52] [03:05.71]Because she is also a coluratura soprano [03:08.33] [03:11.14](loo, loo, loo, looo, etc.) [03:12.96] [03:30.96]She is beside herself (her favorite position) [03:34.02] [03:35.02]Oh, Father, you must let me marry Cowboy Dan! [03:37.84] [03:38.78]He owns the biggest ranch in Texas, Bar None! [03:41.09] [03:42.84]Bar None? Why that’s the password for the FBI. [03:46.40]It can’t be. No no, yes yes, no no, yes yes, no no, yes yes, no no, yes yes [03:51.78]It can’t be! But it was. [03:53.97] [03:55.34]He rushes to Mary Sue Ann: “Mary Sue Ann, can you help me out? [03:58.73]Can you tap out a mssage in code? “ [04:00.98]This is her big chance, now she can tap dance, (which she does) [04:03.61]But what has she done? She has betrayed her own father. [04:06.29]But he isn’t her father. He’s Henrik…..the dangerous German spy. [04:14.80] [04:26.61]Stick up our hands you dirty rat, [04:28.16]So ah-ah-ah-ah, the FBI has finally captured the German spy. [04:32.10]Dan and Mary are about to blend, you think the picture’s about to end? [04:36.03]But no…. [04:38.16] [04:39.47]Whoever heard of a musical picture without Carmelita Pepita, [04:42.21] [04:42.96]The Bolivian bombshell. [04:44.71] [04:45.58]“I wish you would come with me to my little village in Bolivia. [04:55.13] [04:55.69]So peaceful there in the purple mountains and the lovely mist, [05:02.50]And the shining stars. And the little people who live so simple and quiet. [05:10.26] [05:12.07]And every night, all they want to do is…” [05:16.82]Grab your partner swing away, it’s cherry blossom time in Orange, New J. [05:20.45]Grab her by the feet and swing her by the hair and you will make [05:24.13]A peach of a pair… Oh grant? [05:26.26]So here we are back in Fresno, California. And this is where you came in. [05:30.53] [05:31.09]But do not fret my friend. This is a picture that ends in the middle for the [05:37.72]Benefit of the people who came in – in the middle. [05:40.66] [05:42.03]This — this is The End.