A Complicated Song-The Hit Co.

[ti:A Complicated Song] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Lol] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Complicated Song - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:03.34]Uh huh extra cheese [00:06.42] [00:07.75]Uh huh uh huh save a piece for me [00:11.82] [00:13.32]Pizza party at your house [00:15.65] [00:16.17]I went just to check it out [00:18.52] [00:19.05]19 extra larges [00:20.98] [00:21.57]What a shame no one came [00:24.04] [00:24.84]Just us eating all alone [00:27.20] [00:27.76]You said take the pizza home [00:30.69]No sense lettin all this go to waste [00:34.73]So then i faced [00:35.54] [00:36.22]Pizza all day and everyday [00:38.05] [00:38.99]There's cheese round the clock [00:40.46]It's getting me blocked [00:41.81]And i sure don't care for irregularity [00:45.45] [00:46.75]Tell me [00:47.92]Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated [00:50.57] [00:52.38]Cause right now [00:52.99]I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated [00:56.95] [00:58.25]In the bathroom [00:59.17] [00:59.88]I sit and i wait and i strain and [01:02.17]I sweat and i clench and i feel the pain [01:04.81]Oh should i take laxatives or have my colon irrigated [01:08.18] [01:09.87]No no no [01:11.60] [01:14.65]I was feeling pretty down [01:16.98] [01:17.51]Til my girlfriend came around [01:20.33]We're just so alike in every way i gotta say [01:25.29] [01:26.19]In fact i just thought i might [01:29.05]Pop the question there that night [01:31.99]I was kissing her so tenderly [01:35.32] [01:35.98]But we is me [01:36.96] [01:37.53]Who would uh guessed her family crest [01:40.31]I suddenly spy tattood on her thigh [01:43.26]And son of a gun it's just like the one on me [01:46.31] [01:48.10]Tell me [01:49.33]How was i supposed to know we were both related [01:52.34] [01:53.70]Believe me if i knew she was my cousin [01:56.11]We never would of dated [01:58.30] [01:59.40]What to do now [02:01.20]Should i go ahead and propose [02:03.27]And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes [02:06.21] [02:06.79]And move to alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated [02:09.95] [02:11.13]No no no [02:12.91] [02:13.77]No no no no no no no no no no no no [02:21.55] [02:22.33]No no [02:23.07] [02:24.73]I had so much on my mind [02:26.95] [02:27.52]I thought maybe i'd unwind [02:29.90] [02:30.47]Try out that new roller coaster ride [02:33.78] [02:34.60]And the guide [02:36.07]Said not to stand but that's a demand [02:38.77]That i couldn't meet i got on my feet [02:41.71]And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see [02:44.80] [02:46.62]Tell me [02:47.12] [02:47.72]Why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated [02:49.81] [02:52.05]This really is a major inconvenience [02:54.85]Oh man i really hate it [02:56.83] [02:57.83]It's such a drag now [02:59.08] [02:59.77]Can't eat i can't breathe [03:01.01]I can't snore i can't belch or yodel anymore [03:04.20] [03:04.77]Can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated [03:07.77] [03:09.71]Oh no [03:11.14]Why'd i have to go and get myself all mutilated [03:13.71] [03:14.50]Yeah yeah [03:15.40]I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated [03:19.40] [03:21.23]What a bummer [03:22.35] [03:23.00]I can't blink i can't cough [03:24.42]I can't sneeze [03:25.07]But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now [03:28.50]Haven't been the same since my head and [03:30.42]I were separated [03:32.03] [03:33.04]No no no