(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs-Michelle Pfeiffer

[ti:(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs] [ar:Michelle Pfeiffer] [al:Hairspray (Soundtrack To the Motion Picture)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00](The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs (《发胶》电影插曲) - Michelle Pfeiffer [00:04.02]Front step [00:04.69]Cha cha cha [00:05.72]Back step cha cha cha [00:07.46]Side step [00:08.25]Front step [00:09.22]Back [00:09.95]And turn [00:11.16]Oh my god [00:11.56]Penny [00:11.71]There's link [00:12.35] [00:13.04]Link [00:13.37] [00:14.12]I can't believe [00:14.68]I'm really here auditioning [00:16.06]I can't believe [00:16.54]I'm really here watching you audition [00:17.73] [00:18.34]Fron't step [00:19.06]Cha cha cha [00:20.07]Back step cha cha cha [00:21.80]Side step [00:22.63]Front step [00:23.48]Back and [00:24.62]Oh amber [00:25.89]Look at this motly crew oh [00:28.23]This town has sure gone [00:28.93]Down hill since [00:30.31]I was crowned miss [00:31.23]Oh mother not more ancient history [00:32.81]Oh my god how times have changed [00:35.80]This girls must be blind [00:37.38]Or completely deranged [00:39.70]But times seem to halt [00:41.25]When I was miss baltimore crabs [00:44.53]Amber that move is far too dirty [00:46.70]Mother wake up from [00:47.63]That dream of yours this isn't 1930 [00:49.93] [00:50.57]You can laugh but life's a test [00:53.52]Don't do this don't do that [00:55.15]Remember [00:56.35]Mother knows best [00:57.46]And the crowns in the vault from [00:59.52]When I won miss baltimore crabs [01:02.22]These steps are perfect ammunition [01:04.29]Let me show you how you mommy dear [01:06.41]Took out the competition [01:08.52]Girls go get [01:10.21]Boys let's rumba [01:11.85]1 2 3 4 5 6 7 [01:15.43]Those poor runner ups [01:17.18]Might still hold some grudges [01:19.02]They padded their cups [01:20.81]But I screwed the judges [01:22.36]Those broads thought [01:23.35]They'd win if a plate [01:25.07]They would spin in their dance [01:27.54]Ha ha ha not a chance [01:29.44] [01:30.19]Boys put me down [01:31.67]Oh good morning ladies [01:33.43]Let's see what you got [01:34.57] [01:35.17]Twist twist twist twist [01:37.04]Mashed potato mambo [01:38.08] [01:38.70]Ready begin [01:40.19]On my show you'll never find [01:41.72]A thrusting hip or bump and grind [01:43.63]What's that [01:43.94]A dance for flees and tics [01:45.40]Oh you should have seen my bag of tricks [01:47.57]I hit the stage [01:49.58]Batons ablaze [01:51.01]While belting aida [01:52.80]And preparing souflees [01:54.96]But that triple somersault [01:56.51]Is how I clinched miss baltimore crabs [02:01.47] [02:29.45]Proceed [02:30.54]Are you scared we're on live [02:32.24]No I'm sure I can cope [02:33.92]Well this show isn't broadcast in [02:36.46]Cinema scope [02:37.31]I never drink one chocolate malt [02:39.51]No deserts for miss baltimore crabs [02:42.96] [02:44.64]This one will never get a date [02:46.22]In those hand me down clothes [02:48.33]Ha kid she'll never get a date [02:50.19]Till daddy buy her a new nose [02:51.99]I would say [02:52.64]OI guvilut [02:53.75]If I wasn't miss baltimore crabs [02:56.99] [02:59.19]Do you dance like you dress [03:00.76]Amber theres no need to be cruel [03:02.64]Would you swim in an integrated pool [03:05.33] [03:06.09]I sure would I'm all 4 integration [03:08.76]It's the new frontier [03:09.81] [03:10.65]Not in baltimore it isn't [03:12.67]And may I be frank [03:13.69] [03:14.29]First impressions can be tough [03:15.83]And when I saw you I knew [03:17.96]If your size weren't enough [03:19.50]Your last answer just blew it [03:21.53]And so my dear [03:23.20]So short and stout [03:25.28]You'll never be in [03:26.60]So were kicking you out [03:28.84]With your form and your fate [03:30.85]O it isn't your fault [03:32.30]Just down with a case of [03:34.08]Miss baltimore crabs [03:41.14] [03:42.68]Ergh you may go [03:44.27]I'm [03:44.95]Thank you [03:45.54] [03:46.74]I think they secretly liked you [03:48.04] [03:51.02]May I please audition [03:51.95] [03:52.75]Of course not [03:53.81]But you can bow and exalt [03:55.82]'Cause I am miss baltimore crabs [04:01.72]Crabs crabs [04:02.90] [04:04.47]Crabs