It's Teavee Time!-The Original London Cast Recording/Jay Heyman

[ti:It's Teavee Time!] [ar:The Original London Cast Recording/Jay Heyman] [al:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - The New Musical (Original London Cast Recording)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]It's Teavee Time! - The Original London Cast Recording/Jay Heyman [00:00.20]Written by：Scott Wittm/Marc Shaima [00:00.48]Hello hello hello welcome [00:03.69]My name's doris teavee [00:05.80]Ah cups on doilies please [00:08.11]This is my husband norman [00:09.97]What [00:10.70]We have a prepared statement [00:13.09] [00:14.87]Oh welcome to you gentlemen [00:17.51]And ladies of the press [00:19.53]How wonderful to share this day with you [00:23.55]You've traveled far and wide [00:25.58]Don't be shy please come inside [00:28.43]I've plates of petit four and cheese fondue [00:32.88] [00:33.56]The reason that you've gathered [00:35.21]Is to meet my little boy [00:37.61]The hero of the good old usa [00:41.26]So [00:41.45] [00:42.21]Now have if you're all strapped in [00:44.79] [00:45.39]Let the press conference begin [00:49.87]Little angel do you have something to say [00:55.38] [00:57.82]Bang [00:58.50]Bang [00:59.04]Futuristic rodeo [01:00.45]See captain knuckleduster [01:01.77]Hang em' on high [01:02.79]Take your hard drive boot em' up [01:04.71]For a cyber shoot em' up [01:05.82]This is the life now die [01:07.69] [01:12.43]Oh mike is just high spirited [01:14.86]That's what the doctor said [01:16.81]He's just a mini version of my spouse [01:20.33]What [01:21.00]And they said it was a phase [01:23.20]When he set the cat ablaze [01:25.94] [01:26.93]But the authorities request [01:29.32]That little mike not leave the house [01:32.18]And so we let him sit at the [01:34.41]Computer day and night [01:36.26]He's promised me that he [01:37.78]Won't ever budge [01:39.76]'Cause things went from bad to worse [01:43.48]When he chloroformed that nurse [01:47.22]Darling tell the people [01:49.66]What you told the judge [01:53.03] [01:54.94]Hack [01:55.61]Hack [01:55.99]I sacked the wonka mainframe [01:57.76]I'm captain knuckleduster [01:59.14]I'm a super spy [02:00.09]Cracked his password goldenstar [02:01.70]Never had to buy a bar [02:03.30]This is the life now die [02:05.85]It was just a childhood prank [02:07.28]When he stole that german tank [02:08.92]But we never wish that we had had a daughter [02:12.02]Medication sets us free [02:13.98]One for mike and two for me [02:16.74]And at six I pour a shot of mommy water [02:25.45] [02:26.94]Well it has been a pleasure [02:29.99]Having you inside our home [02:32.31]To see he's just a little boy at play [02:35.60] [02:36.22]And though I break out in the sweats [02:38.85]When we hide his cigarettes [02:41.67]We've got him down to just two packs a day [02:46.71]And now we'll go to wonka's [02:48.51]Where he'll make some brand new friends [02:50.66]I pray to god he fits in with the gang [02:54.44]But if there is no tv [02:58.81]It'll be like world war three [03:04.79] [03:06.05]But for now let him go out with a [03:08.44]Bang [03:09.11]Bang [03:09.80]Been playing on for fifty hours [03:11.44]Watch captain knuckleduster [03:12.63]Make the losers cry [03:13.76]You can bet for sure this kid'll win [03:15.29]Mommy where's my ritalin [03:16.87]This is the life now die [03:18.90] [03:21.26]Thanks for coming