Sad Raps-T.J. Miller/Ugly Duckling

[ti:Sad Raps (feat. Ugly Duckling)] [ar:T.J. Miller] [al:The Extended Play EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sad Raps - T.J. Miller/Ugly Duckling [00:11.20]All those a** won't see at night niggas [00:13.22] [00:13.82]All those a** won't see at night niggas [00:15.84] [00:16.47]All those a** won't see at night niggas [00:18.52] [00:19.13]All those a** won't see at night niggas [00:20.96]These are the sad raps [00:23.74]For the moment when your happy lapses [00:26.29]These are the sad sad raps [00:29.00]For the times when you are down [00:31.54]These are the sad sad raps [00:34.26]For the moment when your happy lapses [00:36.80]These are the sad sad raps [00:38.99] [00:39.50]For the times when we are down [00:41.54] [00:42.40]I walk staring at my feet in the dead leaves [00:45.16]People mocking me like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree [00:47.84]Just last week [00:48.81]My crew went to see the Lakers [00:50.37]They didn't invite me though [00:51.70]I heard about it later [00:52.76] [00:53.27]I went to Skid Row and tried to hang around [00:55.42]But they made me leave [00:56.58]Said I was bringing people down [00:58.35]They won't even let me volunteer at a hospice [01:00.84]I lose my keys [01:02.03]Just so I can talk to locksmiths [01:03.91]And my love life is moving pretty slow [01:05.98]Last time I had a date [01:07.38]MTV was showing videos [01:09.08]The operator won't even take my call [01:11.46]I couldn't get a yes from a bobblehead doll [01:13.75] [01:14.40]I think I'd settle for some eye contact [01:16.50]'Cause I couldn't feel alive if I was high on crack [01:19.43]Sally Struthers said that I was making her depressed [01:21.97]How long I can go on [01:23.30]That's anybody's guess [01:24.31]My depression sets in from childhood neglection [01:27.19]At times I find myself standing in the intersection [01:30.12]Some people say that dogs are man's best friend [01:32.42]So why does Elvis run away [01:33.83]When I'm calling him [01:35.07]The suicide hotline had me holding half the night [01:37.66]Overdosed on vitamins then brought back to life [01:40.11]I could only hope [01:41.43]For a sympathy vote [01:42.84]Bought tickets for a singles cruise [01:44.72]Then missed the boat [01:45.36] [01:46.21]All those a** won't see at night niggas [01:48.19] [01:48.79]All those a** won't see at night niggas [01:50.62]I feel alone [01:51.61] [01:52.18]I got no peeps [01:53.24]I'd say three out of seven nights I cry myself to sleep [01:56.02]I'm the saddest dude alive you'll never see me smile [01:58.60]I feel confined [01:59.70]Even when I freestyle [02:00.93] [02:01.62]You can sit here and talk sh*t or berate me [02:03.84]But I'm probably the best at being self deprecating [02:06.56]Rather be asleep than awake stay drunk in bed [02:09.29]They say it's a symptom [02:10.65]I say it's escape [02:12.02]Most women who date me end up fed up [02:14.42]I'm the only guy who speed dates [02:15.98]And people ask to be sped up [02:17.33]The saddest part of life is the whole thing [02:19.70]The weather's bad when I arrive 'cause that's what I bring [02:22.25]You think there's a rapper that's sadder I'm flattered [02:24.71]I was born a CEO [02:25.89]And made my way down the corporate ladder [02:27.69]Saying my only option's masturbating is an understatement [02:30.54]I get bent then I call my mom to vent [02:32.91]And on Ash Wednesday [02:34.16] [02:35.47]I give up hope for Lent [02:36.81]I give up hope for Lent [02:38.12]These are the sad raps [02:40.90]For the moment when your happy lapses [02:43.41]These are the sad sad raps [02:46.16]For the times when you are down [02:48.66]These are the sad sad raps [02:51.41]For the moment when your happy lapses [02:54.00]These are the sad sad raps [02:56.15] [02:56.69]For the times when we are down [02:58.70] [03:00.01]All those a** won't see at night niggas [03:01.87]I'm pretty down on myself in general [03:03.44]Won't see at night niggas [03:04.69] [03:05.23]All those a** won't see at night niggas [03:07.32] [03:07.89]All those a** [03:08.44]Even the beat doesn't want to be around me