Kids-Eminem
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[00:00.00]Kids - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
[00:02.69]OK children quiet down quiet down
[00:05.72]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:09.99]His name is Mr Shady
[00:11.34]
[00:12.34]Children quiet down please
[00:13.71]
[00:14.28]Brian don't throw that (shut up )
[00:16.29]Mr Shady will be your new substitute
[00:18.08]While Mr Kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids )
[00:20.61]Good luck Mr Shady
[00:22.21]Hi there little boys and girls
[00:24.33]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:26.15]But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh )
[00:28.99]Say hi Bob Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:31.55]And he don't got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:34.25]But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:36.76]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:39.77]And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:42.14]When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:45.16]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
[00:47.40]
[00:48.14]And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:50.27]The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge
[00:53.40]Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job
[00:55.63]When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[00:58.33]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:00.98]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:03.94]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:06.29]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr "
[01:09.27]He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:11.85]And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:14.46]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:16.43]They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:19.05]
[01:19.60]And that's the story of Bob and his m*******a
[01:21.69]And what it might do to you
[01:23.19]So see if the squirrels want any it's bad for you
[01:25.48]See children drugs are bad
[01:26.42]
[01:27.57]And if you don't believe me ask ya dad (ask him man)
[01:30.22]And if you don't believe him ask ya mom (that's right)
[01:32.87]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[01:35.44]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[01:37.44]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[01:40.45]Then there's really nothin' else to say (sing along)
[01:43.56]Drugs are just bad O-K
[01:45.96]My penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it
[01:48.54]F**k no you ain't seen it it's the size of a peanut (Huh )
[01:51.31]Speakin' of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels
[01:53.76]e*****y is the worst drug in the world
[01:56.24]If someone ever offers it to you don't do it
[01:58.67]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:01.28]And spinal fluid is final you won't get it back
[02:03.92]So don't get attached it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:06.50]Meet Zach twenty-one years old
[02:08.56]After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold
[02:11.80]And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys
[02:14.33]And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:17.46]Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyper-drive
[02:20.08]
[02:20.63]And his eyes roll back in his skull
[02:22.64]His back starts tah look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:25.15]He's on Donald's carpet layin' horizontal barfin'
[02:27.02]
[02:27.68]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin' at him
[02:30.20]"Hey Adam Zach is a jackass look at him "
[02:33.10]Cause they took it too so they think it's funny
[02:35.31]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:38.18]Meanwhile Zach's in a coma the action is over
[02:41.17]And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
[02:43.93]And that's the story of Zach the e*****y maniac
[02:46.17]So don't even feed that to squirrels class cause it's bad for you
[02:49.19]
[03:10.26]And last but not least one of the most humongous
[03:12.37]Problems among young people today is fungus
[03:15.68]It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it off
[03:18.30]Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:20.77]Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:23.17]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em
[03:25.64]And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what )
[03:28.47]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:30.30](Mr Shady what's a G-string ) It's yarn Claire
[03:33.68]Women stick 'em up their behinds go out and wear 'em (Huh )
[03:36.70]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:38.72]Whoops did I say magic mushrooms I meant fungus
[03:40.94]Ya tongue gets all swoll' up like a cow's tongue (How come )
[03:44.93]Cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross )
[03:47.29]See drugs are bad it's a common fact
[03:49.00]But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at (Oh )
[03:52.13]But don't be me cause if you grow up and you go and O D
[03:55.14]They're gonna come for me and I'm a have to grow a goatee
[03:58.07]And get a disguise and hide cause it'll be my fault
[04:00.36]So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't
[04:02.11]Cause I'm bad for you
[04:03.08]
[04:24.23]Come on children clap along (shut up )
[04:27.09]Sing along children (Suck my motherf**kin' dick )
[04:28.93]
[04:29.79]Drugs are just bad drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me )
[04:33.25]So don't do drugs (Suck my motherf**kin' penis )
[04:36.27]So there'll be more for me (Hippie God damnit )
[04:39.54]
[04:41.55](Mushrooms killed Kenny (stern)fart(stern) Ew ah )
[04:46.70]
[04:47.70](So f**ked up right now)
Kids-Eminem 热门评论
哈哈哈哈哈哈 前面这个模仿的英音也是萌萌哒
哈哈哈,肯定不会没有人,这首歌很久之前听过,评论超多,可能更新数据了吧
仔细听,boys and girl 那句后面跟着F**kyou
这个伴奏刚开始也是很温馨了
这才是好歌。真的音乐,永远独特,真实,教人向上。不管是嘻哈还是摇滚或是节奏蓝调
记得十年前版权没有现在这么严格的时候,找这首歌真的是找了我好久!那时候在国外旅游的时候听到这首歌,听出来是姆爷的,但是好多音乐软件都没有收录姆爷得这首歌,哪里像现在这么幸福还能听到高清版。反正不管怎么样,能够轻松听到自己喜欢的歌,真的不错!
姆子是在学伦敦腔吗开头🌝
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