How'd The Date End-The Mr. T Experience
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[00:00.00]How'd The Date End - The Mr. T Experience
[00:02.22]I picked her up at the specified time.
[00:05.29]I was dressed to the nines,
[00:06.90]And she looked so blind,
[00:08.63]In a pink sequin dress,
[00:10.25]Just a bit too tight,
[00:11.99]And I was thinking this could be the night.
[00:15.21]At the restaurant things were in full bloom.
[00:18.40]She said she had to visit the ladies room.
[00:21.61]It may have been just a visit,
[00:23.30]But I guess along the way,
[00:24.97]She decided that she'd extend her stay.
[00:28.31]Did she ever come back?
[00:30.02]No she never came back.
[00:31.69]And the waiter was laughing as I paid the check.
[00:34.98]We were going to go to the discotech.
[00:38.45]Actually at that point, that whole discotech idea,
[00:40.30]
[00:41.12]Was pretty much off
[00:43.08]On my way out, though, I chanced to see,
[00:46.11]A girl at the bar making eyes at me.
[00:49.08]So I said to myself, so this could be good.
[00:52.46]We'll exchange smiles, phone numbers, and maybe even fluids.
[00:56.15]So I bought her a drink, and I bought her two more,
[00:59.04]And I asked her for her number as she walked out her door.
[01:02.20]She said, "555-5555 and I live at number 55 drive."
[01:09.07]Was it really her number?
[01:10.96]No, it really was not,
[01:12.36]And a is all I got,
[01:15.75]When I tried to call it later on.
[01:22.36]How'd the date end? Badly.
[01:24.09]How'd the date end? Sadly.
[01:25.68]It was not a love connection, nosiree.
[01:29.05]How'd the date end? Terrible.
[01:30.77]How'd the date end? Unbearable.
[01:32.61]But that's not all, Chuck, as you will see.
[01:36.25]I stumbled around 'til I found another bar,
[01:39.35]Which was good because I couldn't find my car.
[01:42.65]I ordered a scotch and I drank it down,
[01:46.12]And I did this several times 'til I lost count.
[01:50.66]They picked me up where I'd fallen down.
[01:56.60]I was read my rights and brought downtown.
[01:59.08]I can't remember very much,
[02:01.40]But I think it's safe to say that this date sucked.
[02:04.00]How'd the date end? Terrible.
[02:05.65]How'd the date end? Unbearable.
[02:07.48]It was the worst thing that you ever saw.
[02:10.54]How'd the date end? Horrible.
[02:12.20]How'd the date end? Deplorable.
[02:14.06]And now I've got a headache the size of Arkansas.
[02:17.04]So Chuck, I don't care who the audience picked,
[02:20.60]I'd rather be killed with a big sharp stick.
[02:23.82]I'll stay on my own, it's my natural state,
[02:27.29]Whether or not I have a date.
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