My Band vs Overnight Celebrity-DJ Fletch

[ti:My Band vs Overnight Celebrity]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Eminem Vs Kanye West (feat.Kan]
[by:]
[offset:0]
[00:20.44]I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t
我不知道伙计,我想每个人都心怀嫉妒和邪恶 [00:23.25]Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
因为我是乐队的主唱 [00:25.69]And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude
我想这就是人人都缠着我的原因 [00:28.60]And they need to take it up with me after the show
他们要在演出后和我交谈 [00:30.54]
[00:31.73]Because
因为 [00:32.23]So I get offstage right drop the mic
所以我扔掉麦克风，走下舞台 [00:34.16]Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
走向这些辣妹，我就好像是 [00:36.23]Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby
这些女士们，我名叫Slim Shady，是D12的主唱 宝贝儿 [00:39.48]And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock
她们反应大同小异，上帝，是他 [00:46.04]
[00:46.82]Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
时至今日，其他的乐队成员都开始妒忌 [00:48.89]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
尤其当我降下节奏开始acapella的演唱方式 [00:50.57]
[00:51.85]Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
把她们的内衣衬衫和内裤扔到舞台上 [00:53.97]So like every single night they pick a fight with me
所以几乎每晚我们都找茬打架 [00:55.60]But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
不过这种争吵其实好像同胞间的竞争 [00:56.97]Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
因为第二天晚上他们又会和我一起回到舞台 [00:59.16]Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me
我所想的只是你遮住了我的光芒 [01:00.97]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
昨天Kuniva甚至要对我动刀 [01:02.47]Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
因为我告诉他杰西卡·阿尔巴会做我的老婆 [01:04.52]This rockstar sh*t is the life for me
这个摇滚明星是个坏蛋，是我的生命 [01:06.46]And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b
其他的家伙都鄙视我 [01:08.27]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
这些小妞儿甚至不知道我乐队的名字 [01:12.33]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
但是她们都缠着我想拉我的手 [01:14.64]
[01:15.83]Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
因为一旦开始吹牛 我就无所不能 [01:18.27]
[01:19.02]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
全要归功于我是这个乐队的主唱 [01:21.52]
[01:22.46]My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby
我的乐队 [01:33.45]
[01:37.16]You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you
你就是想看黑人站在你后面 是吧 [01:38.72]Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
为什么我们不像原来一样说唱 [01:40.54]Smash these vocals and do a performance
击毁这些歌手去做表演 [01:41.66]But we in a van and he in a tour bus
但我们坐的是火车，人家坐的是巡演大巴 [01:44.04]You don't want my autograph youse a liar
你不想要我的签名，你这个骗子 [01:45.60]And nah I'm Swift
不 我是Swift [01:46.47]（Oh I thought you were Kuniva）
哦 我把你当成Kuniva了 [01:47.85]What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
我们的化妆室到底怎么了 [01:49.41]Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal
我的看起来比最小的数字还小 [01:51.11]See I know how to rap it's simple but
看看我知道怎么饶舌，它很简单，但是 [01:52.99]All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
我所做的一切就是看一本Russell Simmons的小说 [01:54.93]So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
机械地进行着表演 [01:56.68]Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back
被人鞭打着前进 [01:58.36]Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t
看看阿姆这个小垃圾 [02:00.49]*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
是的 我知道他开始拍电影了 [02:02.05]Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue
嘿 我记得咱们要和DJ Clue做个访谈 [02:03.86]Eminem] No I had an interview not you two
Eminem，是我要做访谈，和你们俩无关 [02:05.86]You gonna be late for sound-check
你校音要迟到了 [02:06.74]*Man I ain't going to sound-check
伙计我才不去校音呢 [02:07.68]*And our mikes is screwed up
我们的麦克破烂不堪 [02:08.80]*And his always sound best
而他的声音总是完美无缺 [02:09.68]*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'
你知道吗伙计，我有话要说 [02:10.93]*Hey yo Em
对阿姆说 [02:11.49]Eminem] You got something to say
Eminem，你有话要说 [02:12.61]*Man nothing
伙计没什么 [02:12.96]*I thought you was about to tell him off man whats up
我看你打算责备他，怎么了 [02:14.58]*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
好吧 我要告诉你 当我觉得喜欢的时候 你最好闭嘴 [02:16.33]*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
我想说的时候自然会开口，闭嘴臭小子 [02:17.80]Man I was about to talk right after you
伙计，我只是想等你说完了再说 [02:19.11]*Aw man whatever
不管怎样 [02:19.96]
[02:20.52]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
这些小妞儿甚至不知道我乐队的名字 [02:23.08]
[02:23.96]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
但是她们都缠着我想要拉我的手 [02:26.08]
[02:27.46]Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
因为一旦开口吹牛我就无所不能 [02:29.71]
[02:30.90]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
全要归功于我是我乐队的主唱 [02:33.02]
[02:34.14]They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
他们说乐队的主唱很带劲，但是乐队很一般 [02:35.71]Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
从场场爆满的大型场地到露天公园 [02:37.52]I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
我要让全世界都知道Proof是最棒的 [02:39.64]I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）
我要在音乐奏响的那一刻切断他的麦克风 [02:41.83]Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan
准备好教训愚蠢的歌迷 [02:43.02]Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band
每次我听到 嘿 伙计我爱你的乐队 [02:44.58]We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments
我们不是乐队，混账，我们不玩乐器 [02:46.58]So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
为什么他自己占了百分之90 我们只有百分之10 [02:48.40]And these guys acting funny every area code
这些家伙在每个地区都表现滑稽 [02:50.08]Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own
帮我拎着包，去吧 你自己去拿 [02:52.02]Can't make it to the stage security in the way
不能在台上乱来，会妨碍到我的安全 [02:53.71]Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre
你是谁啊，Obe和Dre在哪里 [02:55.83]Godammit I'm sick of this group
我对这个组合感到厌倦了 [02:57.33]Time for me to go solo and make some loot
是时候单飞去赚点钱了 [02:58.83]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
我告诉你 我作过曲并写了所有的说唱 [03:01.15]Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
直到Kon 艺术大师帮我配乐 [03:02.96]Lose Yourself video - I was in the back
迷失自我的MV里 我在后面 [03:04.64]Superman video - I was in the back
超人的MV里 我也在后面 [03:06.39]For the media I got some suggestions
对那些媒体，我有些意见 [03:07.64]F**k Marshall ask us some questions
去你的马歇尔，问我们些愚蠢的问题 [03:09.58]Like who is D-12 how we get started
比如D12是谁，我们如何成立的 [03:11.58]（But what about Eminem ）
艾米纳姆怎么样 [03:12.71]B**ch are you retarded
你大脑迟钝啊 [03:13.52]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
不管怎样，我都是这个组合里最受欢迎的家伙 [03:15.39]Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute
大屁股大肚子，小妞儿们觉得我很可爱 [03:17.33]Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff
50告诉我做仰卧起坐锻炼腹肌 [03:18.96]Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up
该死的D12，我要退出乐队 [03:20.83]F**k D-12 I'm outta this band
该死的D12，我要退出乐队 [03:22.13]I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne
我要和真正有才的人成立个组合 [03:24.45]Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
女孩你为何不了解你是我的唯一 [03:30.79]
[03:39.35]These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha）
这些小妞儿甚至不知道我乐队的名字 [03:42.22]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （F**k Marshall）
但是她们都缠着我想要拉我的手，去你的马歇尔 [03:46.04]Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea）
因为一旦我开口吹牛我就无所不能 [03:49.41]All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah）
全要归功于我是乐队的主唱 [03:52.35]
[03:53.28]My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie
我们的乐队 [03:58.99]
[04:07.80]I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
我是我乐队的主唱，我有本事让所有女孩儿都为我着迷 [04:10.28]I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
我是我乐队的主唱，我的萨尔萨会让所有美女舞动起来 [04:14.03]My salsa
我的萨尔萨