When I Was A Little Girl (Remastered 2019)-Katie Lee

[ti:When I Was A Little Girl (Remastered 2019)] [ar:Katie Lee] [al:Life Is Just A Bed Of Neuroses(Remastered 2019)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]When I Was A Little Girl (Remastered 2019) - Katie Lee [00:01.22]Lyrics by：Fred Ebb [00:02.45]Composed by：Paul Klein [00:03.67]This afternoon doctor I heard you say [00:08.36]I'm healthy and cured I can go my way [00:13.60]But doctor dear before I go [00:17.80]There's one thing more you ought to know [00:29.35]When I was a little girl [00:33.52]My sister was prettier [00:37.56]So I strangled sister [00:41.75]She's not prettier now [00:48.12]When I was a little girl [00:52.35]My brother was wittier [00:56.37]So I smothered brother [01:00.79]Guess who's wittier now [01:05.01]Once I went rowing with my cousin Biff [01:09.19]Out on a lake in a flatbottom skiff [01:13.31]I can row better than you said biffed [01:18.34]Now Biff is stiff [01:21.75]My teacher in grammar school [01:25.89]Once flunked me in history [01:30.05]We met on the stairway [01:34.46]She's historical now [01:40.51]When I was a little girl [01:44.67]My aunty was critical [01:48.95]I toyed with her teabag [01:53.51]Unc's a widower now [01:57.56]Once I went climbing with my cousin John [02:01.79]High on a cliff roaming hither and yon [02:05.82]I can climb higher than you can said John [02:10.19]Oops poor John is gone [02:14.28]And that's my confessional [02:18.33]My psychic anatomy [02:22.49]And now that I've told you [02:26.74]My brain is awhirl [02:30.82]You've got all the evidences [02:35.03]That someday may shatter me [02:39.24]So I have to do again [02:41.66]What I kept doing when I was a little girl