If I Had...-Eminem

[ti:If I Had...] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Slim Shady EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Had... - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:02.97]Life by marshall mathers [00:06.59]What is life [00:08.03]Life is like a big obstacle [00:09.49]Put in front of your optical to slow you down [00:12.14]And every time you think you've gotten past it [00:13.71]It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the d**n ground [00:17.64]What are friends [00:19.13]Friends are people that you think are your friends [00:20.97]But they're really your enemies with secret identities [00:23.79]And disguises to hide their true colors [00:26.39]So just when you think you're close enough to be brothers [00:28.28]They wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin' [00:32.04]What is money [00:33.41]Money is what makes a man act funny [00:35.85]Money is the root of all evil [00:37.97]Money'll make them same friends come back around [00:40.18]Swearing that they was always down [00:42.90]What is life [00:44.21]I'm tired of life [00:45.58]I'm tired of backstabbing a*s snakes with friendly grins [00:48.84]I'm tired of committing so many sins [00:51.24]Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins [00:54.30]Tired of never having any ends [00:56.56]Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins [01:00.02]I'm tired of this DJ playing your s**t when he spins [01:03.17]Tired of not having a deal [01:05.01]Tired of having to deal with [01:06.13]The bulls**t without grabbing the steel [01:08.62]Tired of drowning in my sorrow [01:10.69]Tired of having to borrow a dollar [01:12.21]For gas to start my Monte Carlo [01:14.32]I'm tired of motherf**kers sprayin' s**t and dartin' off [01:17.51]I'm tired of jobs startin' off at five fifty an hour [01:20.12]Then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off [01:22.83]I'm tired of being fired every time I fart and cough [01:25.59]Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk [01:28.02]For this jerk breathing down my neck driving me berserk [01:30.94]I'm tired of using plastic silverware [01:33.29]Tired of workin' at Builder's Square [01:35.30]Tired of not being a millionaire [01:37.26]But if I had a million dollars [01:39.05]I'd buy a d**n brewery [01:40.52]And turn the planet into alcoholics [01:42.98]If I had a magic wand [01:44.69]I'd make the world suck my dick [01:46.21]Without a condom on while I'm on the John [01:48.60]If I had a million bucks [01:50.50]It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out [01:52.40]Robbing armored trucks [01:54.39]If I had one wish [01:56.03]I would ask for a big enough [01:57.39]A*s for the whole world to kiss [01:59.67]I'm tired of being white trash [02:01.06]Broke and always poor [02:02.50]Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store [02:05.34]I'm tired of not having a phone [02:07.21]Tired of not having a home [02:08.31]To have one in if I did have it on [02:11.13]Tired of not driving a BM [02:13.25]Tired of not working at GM [02:15.29]Tired of wanting to be him [02:16.76]Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM [02:19.52]Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum [02:22.29]Tired of not being on tour [02:24.29]Tired of f**king the same blonde w***e after work [02:26.40]In the back of a Contour [02:28.50]I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones [02:30.76]Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns [02:33.82]Tired of being stared at [02:35.57]I'm tired of wearing the same d**n Nike Air hat [02:38.53]Tired of stepping in clubs wearing [02:39.80]The same pair of Lugz [02:41.58]Tired of people saying they're [02:42.64]Tired of hearing me rap about drugs [02:45.25]Tired of other rappers who ain't [02:46.48]Bringin' half the skill as me [02:48.08]Saying they wasn't feeling me on [02:49.42]Nobody's as ill as me [02:51.18]I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs [02:53.73]Tired of JLB saying [02:55.12]Where hip-hop lives [02:56.78]But if I had a million dollars [02:58.73]I'd buy a d**n brewery and [03:00.03]Turn the planet into alcoholics [03:02.58]If I had a magic wand [03:04.24]I'd make the world suck my dick [03:05.80]Without a condom on while I'm on the John [03:08.12]If I had a million bucks [03:09.78]It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out [03:12.21]Robbing armored trucks [03:13.95]If I had one wish [03:15.89]I would ask for a big enough [03:17.15]A*s for the whole world to kiss [03:19.94]You know what I'm saying [03:21.82]I'm tired of all of this bulls**t [03:24.76]Telling me to be positive [03:26.33]How'm I supposed to be positive when [03:27.51]I don't see s**t positive [03:29.55]Know what I'm sayin' [03:31.40]I rap about s**t around me s**t I see [03:33.60]Know what I'm sayin' right now I'm tired of everything [03:36.46]Tired of all this player-hating that's going on in my own city [03:39.94]Can't get no airplay you know what I'm sayin' [03:42.98]But hey it's cool though [03:44.48]You found them [03:45.93]Milion [03:46.72]Just fed up [03:49.38]That's my word [03:50.26]I get save my world