Sprung On The Cat ((Explicit))-Sir Mix-A-Lot

[ti:Sprung On The Cat] [ar:Sir Mix-A-Lot] [al:Mack Daddy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Sprung On The Cat - Sir Mix-A-Lot [00:01.45]Brothers we've messed over our sisters for years [00:03.68] [00:04.66](years and years) [00:06.60]I said for years-I'm talking about "The Cat" [00:20.45]It'll get ya [00:23.97]*RAP* [00:24.17]Meow meow the cat will get ya [00:26.17]If you let it get wit' ya [00:27.91]Some brothers wanna spend alotta money [00:29.41]Just to get a little honey [00:30.65]But the honey gets runny when the money's funny [00:32.53]'Cause I'm hipped an' a brother like Mix don't slip [00:36.20]'Cause them girls will put that cat right on ya [00:38.76]And don't say I didn't warn ya [00:41.08]Go down to the beach [00:42.20]See the girls in bikini's [00:43.70]Wonder why you don't see me brothers (Yeah) [00:46.00]Should I preach (Preach preach) [00:47.57]Awreit back to the beach [00:49.25]A O G from the hood [00:50.69]Went down to the beach but his game was weak [00:53.30]Met a sweet thing named Yolanda [00:54.37]She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new Honda [00:57.79]So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch [01:00.24]Better come on an' get wit' dis [01:01.73]A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin' [01:03.98]But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him [01:05.91]Later that night Yolanda got busy in the back [01:09.10]Of his big black Cadillac [01:10.53]The next day the O G wasn't playin' no ball [01:13.27]'Cause he took her to the mall [01:14.78]Buyin' everything from skirts to boots [01:17.14]Oh speakin' a boots yeah he knocked 'er boots [01:19.69]But in the end another fool got jack [01:21.64]'Cause he was sprung on the cat [01:27.00]Sprung on the cat check it out [01:31.56]There's a brother named Dave in a Corvette [01:33.43]Had a job at the U P S [01:35.43]I ain't dissin' 'cause U P S pays money [01:37.99]But Dave wants to kick it with the honeys huh [01:40.60]He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down [01:42.29]But Dave wants to get around [01:44.23]Put the top down on the 'vette [01:46.29]Hit the south side of Seattle [01:47.66]Lookin' for sex [01:48.46]Got a full pack of Seagrams under the seat [01:50.54]And boom there it is three freaks [01:52.77]Thick walkin' with a natural switch [01:54.83]And Dave starts getting that itch huh [01:56.96]You know a 'vettes only got two seats [01:59.33]But Dave wasn't listening to me [02:01.14]All three of them jumped in the car [02:03.07]Hit Red Lobster and went straight to the bar [02:05.00]But them drinks ain't cheap out there son [02:07.88]Five dollars for one of them daiquiris [02:10.68]And Dave was treatin' [02:11.93]And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin' [02:14.55]Two hundred dollars worth of fish [02:16.36]And Dave wants to make a little wish [02:18.11]A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie [02:19.73]Play BBD and said do me [02:22.29]At Daves house they left him in a cold sweat [02:25.16]He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette [02:26.84]Ooh that's the wrong move black [02:28.59]You must be sprung on the cat [02:35.52]Sprung on the cat [02:39.33]Sprung on the cat [02:44.19]Old girl named Joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago [02:47.87]You mean she DID put that cat on you you're talkin' to [02:50.25]Attitude be straight with me man [02:53.43]I'm cruisin incognito [02:53.99]850i with the smoked out windows [02:56.80]An' I'm thinkin' I'm raw [02:57.86]When it comes to girls I done seen it all [03:00.60]Then along came a girl named Joyce [03:02.29]She had a black Corniche Rolls Royce [03:04.65]At the stop sign she did something with her tongue [03:07.35]Could Mix be sprung [03:08.16]Her cat was calling me [03:12.39]And I started rolling slowly [03:14.40]Pulled up to the bumper [03:15.58]'Cause I wants to thump her [03:17.45]So she pulls up into Texaco [03:19.26]And I roll up slow and jump in the Rolls [03:22.32]Now I'm checkin' out the body [03:23.81]This hotty gotta body 'n' I wanna get naughty [03:26.25]Followed her to the motel [03:28.25]Yes motel I'm too cheap for a hotel [03:30.74]Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose [03:33.87]I dipped in the juice [03:34.93]So what's up with the Rolls [03:36.67]Checked the registration [03:37.61]And the Rolls was stole [03:39.23]Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat [03:41.66]But I ain't sprung on the cat [03:43.29]Don't pet the cat if you just met the cat [03:47.36]If you're sprung on the cat [03:49.60]You might as well eat the cat [03:51.41]Sprung on the cat [03:55.72]Sprung on the cat [03:56.96]Maharaji over there all quiet [04:10.76]I think Maharaji be eatin' the cat [04:12.50]How 'bout Attitude Adjuster [04:15.00]Attitude you eatin' the cat or what [04:16.62]I think it's Critical Mass [04:18.93]Critical Mass be suckin' on that cat [04:20.80]Yo P L B I know you eatin' somethin' [04:24.04]ME What you snackin' on