Spiderman! Spider Man! Hyphenated as Spider-Man! (Explicit)-Dan Bull

[ti:Spiderman! Spider Man! Hyphenated as Spider-Man! (Explicit)] [ar:Dan Bull] [al:Generation Gaming XVIII] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.26]Spiderman! Spider Man! Hyphenated as Spider-Man! (Explicit) - Dan Bull [00:01.02]Lyrics by：Dan Bull [00:01.14]Composed by：Dan Bull [00:02.31] [00:09.74]Have you ever seen a man climbing a wall [00:11.91]Up the side of a building that is decidedly tall [00:14.30]Who despite gravity trying is declining to fall [00:16.66]One can only imagine the flipping size of his balls [00:18.97]Well that's me known as Spiderman or Spidey [00:20.95]And I'm called Peter Parker really though [00:23.06]I should be Peter Parkour [00:24.16]Leaping through the dark gloomy city coming at you [00:26.36]Weaving over roofs like a traditional thatcher [00:28.86]So no matter your stance or your status or statue [00:31.14]You bad guys are flies and I'm going to catch you [00:33.64]This one's for Gwen and uncle Ben dedicated to Aunt May [00:36.07]I'm the man you dress up as when [00:37.39]You're too lazy to cosplay [00:38.39]Spider-man Spider-man [00:40.77]Does whatever a spider can hey [00:43.39]Spider-man Spider-man [00:45.29]He's not a mutant it's an overactive thyroid gland wo [00:48.10]Spider-man Spider-man [00:50.22]I'm delivering this line from my diaphragm hey [00:52.98]Spider-man Spider-man [00:55.03]If you still don't get it - here's a diagram ey [00:57.73]I'm Iron Man but without the massive salary [01:00.29]I'm Bruce Wayne if he had a loving family [01:02.69]I'm Bruce Banner but without being ripped or angry [01:05.12]I'm the Black Panther but without much of a tan on me [01:07.48]I'm the Flash if he hadn't even ran at speed [01:09.84]I'm Jean Grey but with a double a cup mammary [01:12.17]I'm Deadpool if he lacked a personality [01:14.33]I'm James Gunn without directing Guardians of the Galaxy-oh [01:17.22]I'll just pop out for a vertical jog [01:18.77]Where buildings penetrate the sky like a cervical swab [01:21.46]I started at the bottom now I'm traversing atop [01:23.81]A massive phallic symbol as if [01:25.20]It's my personal knob [01:26.13]Err you'll have to take my word for it [01:27.88]But I'm this handsome [01:28.93]Definitely not a virgin [01:30.43]My dick Branson [01:31.63]Oh sorry I just went off on a big tangent [01:33.99]But now I'm trapping you in the web like Chris Hansen [01:36.31]Spider-man Spider-man [01:38.33]Does whatever a spider can hey [01:41.01]Spider-man Spider-man [01:43.22]Goes hard like a penile implant wo [01:45.83]Spider-man Spider-man [01:48.00]Does whatever a spider can hey [01:50.55]Apart from eating their mate during copulation [01:53.50] [01:54.36]That we know of anyway [01:55.48]Spider-man Spider-man [01:58.33] [02:00.05]Spider-man [02:01.10] [02:04.89]I'm a happy kind of rapper guy [02:06.57]No grime pretense [02:07.32]Yeah I'm a little camp but so are tiny tents [02:09.89]Look in my defense I can't rely on my spidey sense [02:12.06]And I can't deny that I'm immense [02:13.16]So why pretend it's kind of dense [02:14.87]I'm the headliner you guys are the side events [02:16.88]I fly across the skyline while you try to climb a fence [02:19.62]High flying Fashionista wrapped in tight lycra [02:21.99]Defying expectations of my critics like bycra [02:24.46]Say I can't swing roof to roof - that's fake news [02:26.82]It's not up to me to prove the truth [02:28.64]So if you dispute then I refuse to tiptoe [02:31.00]You can take it straight up with Stan Lee and Steve Ditko [02:33.32]It's risky like investing into P2P crypto [02:35.97]Or expecting to see Diplo at the D of E disco [02:38.68]So come along to my swingers club [02:40.59]I'll bring the white stuff if you bring the bub [02:42.86]I've got a thing for Kinbaku [02:44.29]The kink I love and don't be scared [02:46.22]If you find a spider in the tub [02:47.82]I'm here to help you get over arachnophobia [02:50.07]So don't be afraid [02:50.93]You're like a cobweb when I blow you away [02:53.13]Spider-man Spider-man [02:55.17]Does whatever a spider can hey [02:57.82]Spider-man Spider-man [02:59.98]Gets ASMR during an eye exam wo [03:02.64]Spider-man Spider-man [03:04.58]Never constipated thanks to high fibre bran hey [03:07.07]Let me promote for a mo hope you don't mind the spam [03:09.31]This track's on Google Music Spotify and Tidal d**n ey