The Night Before Christmas 1967 (Spoken Word)-Jorma Taccone

[ti:The Night Before Christmas 1967 (Spoken Word)] [ar:Jorma Taccone] [al:A Very Spidey Christmas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]The Night Before Christmas 1967 (Spoken Word) - Jorma Taccone [00:00.20]Lyrics by：Traditional [00:00.30]Arranged by：Jorma Taccone [00:00.40] [00:01.43]Ermmhm alright this is spider-man [00:05.50]The year is 1967 [00:07.45]I'm going to be reading twas night before Christmas [00:11.78]Cough [00:14.39]Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house [00:18.77]Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse [00:21.00]And certainly not criminals [00:23.15]The stockings were hung by [00:25.47]The chimeny with care In hopes that st [00:29.00]Nicholas soon would be there [00:31.97]The children were all nestled all snug in their beds [00:35.36]While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads [00:39.64]And mama in her 'kerchief and I in my cap [00:42.47]Had just settled our brains what versions is this [00:46.80]Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap [00:50.93]When my spidey senses started tingling [00:53.96]Out on the lawn arose such a clatter [00:56.29]I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter [00:58.63]Hey there better not be any nefarious activity out [01:00.69]Here because my Spidey sense are ring ranging off the hook [01:04.28]My spidey senses [01:08.18]Away to the window I flew like a flash [01:10.20]Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash [01:13.38]The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow [01:15.70]Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below [01:18.64]When what to my wondering eyes should appear [01:20.98]But a minature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer [01:25.06]With a little old driver so lively and quick [01:27.49]I knew in a moment it must be st nick [01:30.59]More rapid than eagles his coursers they came [01:33.58]And he whistled and shouted and call'd them by name [01:35.95]Now dasher now dancer now prancer and Vixen [01:38.40]On comet on cupid on dunder and Blixem [01:44.13]You know what You know what This is long [01:46.75]This is really long [01:47.80]I'll just skip to the end here [01:49.31]Da da da daaa [01:50.50]Sugarplums let's see who wrote this moon on the breast [01:53.82]That's funny chubby elf [01:55.31]Turned to the jerk here we go big finish and [01:59.83]But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight- [02:03.70]Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night [02:10.64]That good Am I filling out a time card in [02:13.92]It to Judy okay I have a splitting headache [02:20.60]Christmas party last night ten sheets in the wind [02:26.14]Threw up on the traintracks on 34th [02:29.07]This kid saw me not a good look for spider-man [02:34.09]*Cough* [02:35.73]Anyway that's something for ya right [02:39.78]Okay great