The Worst Pies In London-Angela Lansbury

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具] [offset:0] [00:01.53]Ah a customer [00:02.23] [00:03.11]Wait what's your rush what's your hurry [00:04.54]You gave me such a fright I thought you was a ghost [00:06.91]Half a minute can't you sit sit you down sit [00:09.33]All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks [00:11.70]Did you come here for a pie sir [00:13.08] [00:14.21]Do forgive me if me head's a little vague [00:16.07]Ugh what is that [00:17.30]But you'd think we have the plague [00:18.56] [00:19.19]From the way that people keep avoiding [00:21.18]No you don't [00:22.14]Heaven knows I try sir but there's no one comes in even to inhale [00:26.90]Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale [00:29.46]Mind you I can't hardly blame them These are probably the worst pies in London [00:37.61]I know why nobody cares to take them I should know I make them but good now the worst pies in London [00:46.73]Even that's polite the worst pies in London If you doubt it take a bite [00:52.83] [00:53.69]Is that just disgusting Ya have to concede it it's nothing but crusting here drink this you'll need it The worst pies in London [01:05.91]And no wonder with the price of meat what it is when you get it never thought I'd live to see the day [01:11.74]Men'd think it was a treat finding poor animals what are dying in the streets [01:16.38]Mrs Mooney has a pie shop Does a business but I've noticed something weird Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared [01:23.92]Have to hand it to her What I calls enterprise popping pussies into pies [01:29.18]Wouldn't do in my shop Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick And I'm telling you them p**sy cats is quick [01:36.62] [01:37.54]No denying times is hard sir Even harder than the worst pies in London Only lard and nothing more [01:50.19]Is that just revolting All greasy and gritty It looks like it's moulting and tastes like well pity [01:59.46]A woman alone with limited wind And the worst pies in London [02:09.72] [02:12.14]Ah sir times is hard times is hard