Whack Rappers-Afroman

This next song is dedicated to all whack rappers And all the whack people who like and buy their whack music I think you crazy if you like Jay-z Don't change clothes change the cd Murphy Lee what the hook gonna be Cause you do need a hook and another beat Jermaine Dupree you know you wrong F**ked up Chingy's song Afro-mother f**kin-M-A-N can't stand no mother f**kin Ying-Yang Twins I think Lil John and the Eastside Boys is an ignorant irritating bunch of noise If you don't give a d**n gon throw it out If you don't give a d**n gon throw it out To the window up against the wall Laugh when the motherf**ker falls These fools can't rap at all I never buy a tune From the Neptunes When they beat come on I hope it go off soon Fabolous whats Fabolous about I think he terrible music unbearable Rippin off Mase with that look on his face Oh man I rest my case Kelis wow I hate her so much right now My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard Who gave her a record deal oh my god Nas is in the video with Kelis Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce Both of these rappers are whack Yet people talk smack about 40 Delefante The music industry is usin the slang And trying to play it off like they doing their thing Cmon Cameron oh boy Oh boy Dipset Dipset Oh boy How can you be from a city so black And bust s**tty lyrics that's whick whick whack Get back on Kelis Oh yeah Kaelis this is what I want you to do Get on your knees face me I got a milkshake for you and its tasty Just like your album Puff Daddy enough already Now its P. Diddy still sound s**tty How can your group be called Da Band No body plays an instrument man I don't play B2K R&B singers B2Gay You know they broke up over money Oh yeah that's too bad I don't care I think its good no doubt They can stop putting all that bulls**t out Like "what a girl want what a girl need A f**kin job and a brand new hair weave What a girl want what a girl need A f**kin job and a brand new hair weave" A bump bump bump That is all I wanna do A bump bump bump That's my song that's what I wrote down on the peice of paper A bump bump bump Call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wants to do a verse with me Real pimps get down on the flow But I don't see a h*e in the video Why is David Banner runnin from the clan What happened to the b***hes man Cadillac on 22's why is David Banner takin off his shoes Its supposed to be about Cadillacs Not David Banner bringin dead people back Even though its all good It might get misunderstood D**n skippy mississippi is the hood Raps I'm writing up I can't lighten up Until these whack a*s rappers tightin up Missy Elliot she looks like Halle Berry that's scary Her cd ain't worth it Put you money in your pocket and reverse it Her cd ain't worth it Put you money in your pocket and reverse it Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bulls**t I can't stand her music going in my ear If you like Missy Elliot get the f**k out of here I can't stand her music going in my ear If you like Missy Elliot get the f**k out of here Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract Hey man hey look Trina's on tv Oh yeah ooh she fine Hey homie Trinas on tv she cute Not when she rappin press mute And now we gonna play a single from the album weaveolution Even with her weave Even with a weave I can't stand Eve I can't stand Eve Even with her weave Even with a weave I can't stand Eve I cantstandEve Harmonize Even with her weave I can't stand Eve Even with her weave I can't stand Eve I can't stand Eve That's what I said She got a pin head Most peoples head is round Hers go up and down like a peanut She could be pretty If her attitude wasnt so s**tty Talkin bout "you tryin to come through the back door" She ain't got no back door What she talkin smack fo' Male bashin with Mary J Like queen latifa she must be gay In my radio you gets no play not today What the f**k happened to MTV Why these whack people get to make a cd I don't know man look at 50 Cent He don't move his mouth when he rap man He be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin you know what I'm sayin He don't move his mouth Mumbling Open your mouth More mumbling I'll teach you how to stunt Teach me how to stunt They need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt Get high get drunk and take it easy And stop making songs so cheesy Now Manny Fresh is actually fresh And Juvenille I like his style But the worst rapper I ever heard man Is the whack a*s mother f**kin Birdman What about Silk the Shocker My name is Silk and I'll shock you I've jus been shocked by Silk the Shocker