Natalie's Rap 2.0 (Explicit)-The Lonely Island/Natalie Portman

[ti:Natalie's Rap 2.0 (Explicit)] [ar:The Lonely Island/Natalie Portman] [al:Natalie's Rap 2.0] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Natalie's Rap 2.0 (Explicit) - The Lonely Island (孤岛乐队)/Natalie Portman (娜塔丽·波特曼) [00:01.27]We're here today with film star Natalie portman [00:03.54]Now Natalie the last time you were here [00:05.78]I heard things got a little out of control [00:07.06] [00:07.57]Yeah well I was going through a really weird time [00:09.29]Then but I've matured a lot [00:11.03]Why don't you fill us in on what it's like to be you [00:13.24]Okay ya bish [00:14.03]I'm sorry what [00:14.85]Yeah portman portman portman portman portman portman [00:17.50] [00:18.32]F**ked your husband and his best friend just for sport man [00:20.74] [00:27.61]You know it's clickbait clickbait clickbait [00:29.01] [00:29.75]Put a dildo on a switchblade switchblade switchblade woo [00:32.19] [00:33.12]Xannies dissolving in my pinot [00:35.35]My man dance but he's not a ballerino [00:37.85] [00:38.38]Yeah he twinkle his toes but he give me good d though [00:42.34]Wrap a good burrito [00:43.53] [00:44.15]Tide pods only f**king thing I snack on [00:47.03]Black out and go motherf**king black swan [00:49.57] [00:55.73]Brain gone off that f**king ayahuasca boy [00:58.40]Tell your tourist parents I'ma turn you into a foster boy [01:01.34]Wow I gotta say it seems like you're almost exactly [01:03.97]The same but with current references [01:06.12]Untrue I'm a mother now it's really changed my perspective [01:09.17]And do you find it difficult juggling kids and a career [01:11.51]You can juggle these nuts [01:12.70]What [01:13.27]I don't dance now I make mommy moves [01:15.86]When I gave birth I didn't even push [01:18.17] [01:18.68]I was blazed out smoking bomb kush [01:21.35]And when my water broke you know it drowned the doctor [01:25.05] [01:27.77]They say I'm sex-positive [01:29.46]Hell yeah I'm positive [01:30.71]That you're going down while I'm bumping my prerogative [01:33.59]Tell me why [01:35.51]Ha I guess I'm showing my age [01:37.65]Now bend over and spread them because you about to get f**ked [01:40.44]Da** [01:41.04]Fascinating stuff now I have to ask Natalie [01:43.04]Have you seen the new star wars movies [01:44.88]No [01:45.25]Oh well they're really good they're much better than [01:46.82]Better than what [01:47.26] [01:48.95]Sh*t [01:49.16] [01:50.02]Say something 'bout the motherf**king prequels b**ch they were good [01:54.00]Say something f**king nice about jar-jar binks he's tall [01:57.87]Now kiss him right on his seventeen d**ks what [02:01.56]While I sit dead on your face and take a sh*t [02:04.80] [02:07.31]Oh Natalie yeah [02:09.46] [02:10.20]Please come meet your baby [02:13.48]He cries himself to sleep every night [02:17.03]That little sh*t ain't mine [02:18.80]Oh Natalie what [02:21.02] [02:21.71]It's been twelve long years [02:24.14]Shut the f**k up [02:25.15]And I'm seven days sober I swear on his life [02:30.04]You're a mess carl [02:31.39]Okay well that's all the time we have Natalie one last question [02:35.77]Do you think those time's up pins [02:37.34]Have had the impact that you were hoping for ah [02:39.60] [02:40.43]How's that for impact [02:41.81]Well actually-oh no [02:44.12] [02:45.47]No more questions