Mephesto And Kevin-Primus
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[00:00.01]Mephesto And Kevin (《南方公园》动画片插曲) - Primus (第一乐队)
[00:00.02]Written by:Primus/Trey Parker
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[00:00.53]In 1986 the university of California at Davis
[00:02.39]Saw two of its all time brightest stars
[00:04.26]Dr Alphonse Mephisto and Dr Arnie Apesacrappin
[00:06.80]Dr Mephisto worked hard towards his thesis his goal
[00:08.97]Was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of asparagus
[00:11.36]So that all asparagus would grow to the same girth and length
[00:13.56]Giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world's
[00:15.73]Supermarket vegetable bins
[00:17.05]Dr Apesacrappin's goal was to genetically create the greatest
[00:19.32]Musical entertainer the world had ever seen
[00:21.12]Dr Apesacrappin knew that if he could assemble the right elements
[00:23.65]He could theoretically build a DNA structure that would ensure
[00:25.77]His creation had talent far surpassing the average individual
[00:28.45]At the time one subject of urban myth was the story that
[00:30.51]Michael Jackson in an effort to maintain his youthful look and
[00:32.84]Feminine vocal characteristics had his testicles surgically removed
[00:35.58]Thereby making him a modern day castrato
[00:37.87]If such a rumor were true Michael Jackson more than likely would have
[00:40.46]Had some of his semen preserved before the surgery to ensure the
[00:43.26]Future of his name and lineage
[00:44.95]
[00:45.65]Word came back to
[00:46.27]Dr Apesacrappin of a secret cold storage locker
[00:48.30]Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research center that not only
[00:51.25]Contained four containers of frozen semen but also held a pair of
[00:54.33]Testicles each was labeled with the name Jack Michaelson
[00:57.42]
[01:01.56]I once heard a noise
[01:02.35]
[01:03.24]In the night the most sensual voice
[01:05.13]
[01:06.12]Song of love from an angelic boy
[01:07.88]
[01:08.95]Stuck in my head
[01:10.27]
[01:11.58]And this is what he said
[01:12.74]I am gopher boy
[01:15.45]Pondering reality
[01:18.32]I am gopher boy
[01:20.98]Who will buy my raspberries
[01:23.73]This had to be the seed of the king of pop
[01:25.88]Dr Apesacrappin was able to use his charm and chiseled Greek
[01:28.39]Features to woo a young lab technician by the name of Jennifer who of
[01:31.49]Course just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a small vial
[01:34.47]Of the precious semen
[01:35.92]The search for the egg was a short one Dr Mephisto simply ran an ad
[01:38.46]In the classified section of an LA music magazine the ad read
[01:41.65]Wanted unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment donors must
[01:45.01]Have musical background with a plethora of young eager wanna be
[01:47.84]Musical starlets willing to sell their eggs the two doctors after
[01:51.00]Rigorous auditioning picked and purchased
[01:53.30]
[01:54.10]Dr Apesacrappin felt that it would be far less complicated legally if the
[01:57.10]Fetus were brought to term
[01:58.01]In the womb of a non human he had long since
[02:00.53]Secured the services of the university volleyball mascot a llama by the
[02:03.62]Name of Missy
[02:04.48]When the baby was ready
[02:05.53]The child was removed via cesarean it was a healthy baby
[02:08.37]Boy he was named Kevin
[02:09.65]
[02:11.07]I once heard a noise
[02:11.88]
[02:12.74]In the night the most sensual voice
[02:14.62]
[02:15.56]Song of love from an angelic boy
[02:17.40]
[02:18.40]Stuck in my head
[02:19.70]
[02:21.12]And this is what he said
[02:22.41]I am gopher boy
[02:25.00]Pondering reality
[02:27.71]I am gopher boy
[02:30.43]Who will buy my raspberries
[02:33.13]Kevin was a beautiful child Dr Apesacrappin saw to it that Kevin was
[02:36.09]Trained by the best in all aspects of performing
[02:38.55]His voice was golden and had a
[02:39.86]Sweetness to it that most males lacked he moved with grace and was able to
[02:43.17]Moonwalk by the time he was three as Kevin grew with his talent Dr Apesacrappin
[02:46.88]Started noticing odd developments in his physical state when Kevin lost his baby
[02:50.45]Teeth his secondaries came in with a vengeance they were at least twice
[02:53.66]The size of a normal adult's
[02:54.82]And the two in front stuck nearly straight out also
[02:57.31]As Kevin reached his eighth year
[02:58.84]He was the same height as he was when he was four to
[03:01.09]Top it off he was growing hair all over
[03:02.92]And his penis was enormous even by adult
[03:04.96]Standards
[03:05.78]It also dawned on the doctor
[03:06.72]That even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing
[03:09.38]He rarely spoke often choosing to communicate with various grunts and gurgles
[03:13.00]
[03:18.34]I once heard a noise
[03:19.15]
[03:20.04]In the night the most sensual voice
[03:21.91]
[03:22.78]Song of love from an angelic boy
[03:24.63]
[03:25.65]Stuck in my head
[03:27.13]
[03:28.39]And this is what he said
[03:29.71]I am gopher boy
[03:31.67]
[03:32.18]Pondering reality
[03:34.86]I am gopher boy
[03:37.68]Who will buy my raspberries
[03:40.03]
[03:40.66]Others were noticing the changes in Kevin children began to tease him
[03:43.56]To call him gopher boy
[03:45.14]One day a bully by the name of big Roy started throwing bananas at him
[03:48.45]Soon a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas
[03:50.52]Suddenly in a fury Kevin rushed at big Roy
[03:52.83]And bit three fingers off on his left hand
[03:54.47]
[03:55.09]Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state
[03:57.07]Dr Apesacrappin's actions were found out but because there was no legislation
[04:01.01]Concerning the genetic construction of another human being
[04:03.38]No criminal charges were brought forth
[04:04.88]The medical association's board of ethics stripped him of all his credentials
[04:07.35]
[04:07.86]And his reputation was ruined
[04:08.99]
[04:09.74]In fact his name became so synonymous with failure that for years to come
[04:12.64]Med students around the world were known to say in times of mishaps
[04:15.63]Damn I feel just like Apesacrappin
[04:17.17]
[04:18.29]Dr Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin
[04:20.54]
[04:21.13]Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus
[04:23.91]It wasn't long before the two were legally united as father and son
[04:27.04]They moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity
[04:29.51]Kevin is still a boy of few spoken words
[04:31.57]Sticking mainly to his grunts and gurgles
[04:33.45]But on occasion if you listen closely
[04:35.20]You can hear his sweet golden signing voice ring out
[04:37.69]Into the night over the small town of south park
[04:39.95]
[04:41.11]I am gopher boy
[04:45.36]Pondering reality
[04:49.04]
[04:49.55]I am gopher boy
[04:53.37]
[04:53.89]Who will buy my raspberries
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