武松打虎 (DJ版)-火狼

[ti:武松打虎 (DJ版)] [ar:火狼] [al:武松打虎（DJ版）] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]武松打虎 (DJ版) - 火狼 [00:11.38]词：刘际/赵伟洲 [00:22.76]曲：小宝 [00:34.15]音乐这莫一响 [00:35.75]是别的咱不说 [00:37.13] [00:38.02]说一说打虎英雄名叫武二哥 [00:41.10] [00:41.92]话说这么一天 [00:43.23] [00:43.99]武松抄家伙 [00:45.15] [00:45.85]他直奔景阳岗 [00:47.18] [00:47.85]心里头乐呵呵 [00:49.24] [00:50.13]要说打虎 [00:51.27] [00:51.93]还是武二哥 [00:53.15] [00:54.03]打了虎出了名天下传说 [00:57.17] [00:58.03]可没走几里路 [00:59.17] [00:59.70]他心里头暗琢磨 [01:01.18] [01:01.84]这山上的老虎到底多大个儿 [01:05.22] [01:06.15]是公还是母儿 [01:07.28] [01:07.98]是高还是矬 [01:09.25] [01:10.07]是一个是两个 [01:11.93]还是一大 [01:12.98]还是还是一大窝儿 [01:14.78] [01:16.02]一个还好办 [01:17.14] [01:17.98]我跟它能比划 [01:19.15] [01:20.02]要是上来七八个 [01:22.05]我可打不过 [01:23.28] [01:23.94]我可打不过 [01:25.25] [01:25.80]他转身刚要走 [01:27.17] [01:27.95]心里它又琢磨 [01:29.19] [01:29.96]县太爷为打虎摆了好几桌 [01:33.08] [01:34.00]又吃饭又喝酒 [01:35.98]还给我唱歌 [01:37.19] [01:38.00]戴红花儿 [01:38.97]骑大马 [01:39.96]送我上山坡 [01:41.15] [01:41.98]这样回去 [01:43.20] [01:43.98]叫我怎么说 [01:45.19] [01:45.99]我说我感冒是我说我咳嗽 [01:49.11] [01:49.97]我说我有假条儿我歇两天再说 [01:53.22] [01:54.02]县太爷听这话准说我念嘬 [01:57.15] [01:58.09]众百姓听了我这面子往哪儿搁 [02:01.14] [02:01.98]我还得把山上 [02:03.15] [02:03.89]我还得去拼搏 [02:05.26] [02:06.04]打死虎我出了名 [02:08.03]我可了不得 [02:09.12] [02:10.06]最起码的 [02:11.20] [02:11.94]跟各界明星平起又平坐 [02:15.13] [02:16.04]谁是周杰伦他唱歌算什么 [02:19.19] [02:20.00]刘德华见了我也得 [02:22.52]也得叫二哥 [02:23.68] [03:00.17]刚要把山上 [03:01.19] [03:01.79]他心里头又琢磨 [03:03.28] [03:03.82]这万一出点事儿 [03:05.16] [03:05.96]那可了不得 [03:07.07] [03:07.91]老虎咬脚豆儿 [03:09.22] [03:09.97]咬我胳肢窝 [03:11.14] [03:11.97]我有痒痒肉 [03:13.07] [03:14.00]一咬哏儿哏儿乐 [03:15.19] [03:15.97]扒我后脑勺儿我可不能活 [03:19.12] [03:20.00]把我咬伤了 [03:21.18] [03:21.99]全家数落我 [03:23.23] [03:23.97]谁让你逞能 [03:25.18] [03:25.92]谁让你这么做 [03:27.07] [03:27.98]你想成大腕儿 [03:29.69]你想点儿别的辙 [03:31.10] [03:31.92]你死也不能死 [03:33.24] [03:33.75]你活也不能活 [03:35.18] [03:35.99]你成这模样 [03:37.18] [03:37.98]你算找谁的 [03:39.19] [03:42.08]武松想到这呢 [03:43.87]这脑袋可大了 [03:45.16] [03:45.99]他上又不能上 [03:47.18] [03:48.02]撤也不能撤 [03:49.15] [03:49.95]想了半天怎么办 [03:52.01]干脆把酒喝 [03:53.15] [03:53.79]这酒要喝多了呢 [03:55.12] [03:55.97]好处特别多 [03:57.24] [03:57.99]警察逮着我呀 [03:59.83]是酒后驾车 [04:01.23] [04:02.01]把我关进去 [04:03.63]哎老虎还不打了 [04:05.14] [04:06.01]武松想到这呢 [04:07.29] [04:07.86]他心里头乐呵呵 [04:09.75]我这就把酒喝 [04:11.15] [04:11.99]先来杯可乐对着白酒喝 [04:15.18] [04:16.04]再来瓶红酒啊对着雪碧喝 [04:19.20] [04:20.02]最后再来十箱啤酒灌死我得了 [04:23.18] [04:23.96]你要问这老虎还打不打了呀 [04:25.68] [04:26.92]咱们下回接着说