Katniss vs. Hermione(Princess Rap Battle)-Whitney Avalon/Molly C. Quinn

[ti:Katniss vs. Hermione(Princess Rap Battle)] [ar:Whitney Avalon/Molly C. Quinn] [al:Katniss vs. Hermione (Princess Rap Battle)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.22]Katniss vs. Hermione(Princess Rap Battle) - Whitney Avalon/Molly C. Quinn [00:01.06]Composed by：Whitney Avalon [00:10.39]I'm katniss and I can't miss I'm the fastest [00:12.21]You can't catch this make a last wish–gonna [00:13.96]Need three cannons for this hat trick [00:15.69]So sick of your schtick all I do is win ya nitpick [00:18.07]That's why I'm the hero and you're just a sidekick [00:20.66]Pathetic and predictable–I'm hot on your trail [00:23.35]Coulda had a viktor but you chose ginger fail [00:25.96]I bet with wands drawn he's still just a yawn [00:28.45]With performances worse than michael gambon [00:30.93]Got a nimbus up your butt well let's probe deeper [00:33.87]Never played quidditch but you know I'm a keeper [00:36.46]You must be drunk on butterbeer now grab a cloak and disappear [00:38.88]Who wants to kick this witch's a*s [00:40.28]Hmm I volunteer [00:44.15]Oh there'll be no trouble 'cause on stage you struggle [00:46.53]I'll be charming and disarming [00:47.91]While I waste this rubbish muggle [00:49.20]I'll end this blasted skrewt propaganda prostitute [00:51.81]Who thinks she's so cute with her girl scout salute [00:54.31]Just a tribute can't decide which guy's sweeter [00:57.21]Share your bread with gale then stuff your mouth with peeta [00:59.74]How does it help the poor to start a civil war [01:02.28]Your story's a bore why don't you plagiarize more [01:05.02]It's been done before ask dumbledore [01:07.41]It's battle royale set in 1984 [01:10.20]And furthermore if you're keeping score [01:12.70]That's five more points for gryffindor [01:18.31]I'll drill this dentists' [01:18.99]Daughter here in her alma mater [01:20.71]'Bout to slaughter this otter even potter knows I'm hotter [01:23.29]I stomp career jocks kick your british buttocks [01:25.79]For this riddle second fiddle [01:27.12]You're the watson to his sherlock [01:28.57]Turn back the clocks tick tock tick tock [01:30.81]Odds ever in my favor 'cause you rap like an avox [01:33.60]Shock the mic like a wire [01:34.90]You'll fry and die on a pyre [01:36.18]'Cause you're gonna get burned by the girl on fire [01:41.43]On fire oh just like your dad [01:44.10]Or the hospital you visited to film a quick ad [01:46.73]I've got the cortex to ace my subjects [01:49.27]I got that bad blood while you run with rejects [01:51.95]These coal miner rednecks need reality checks [01:54.43]You're just another pawn in the military complex [01:57.22]A fashion figurehead for the underfed [01:59.77]Brilliant you survived but rue's still dead [02:05.19]The difference between you and me [02:06.49]Is book knowledge and street smarts [02:07.80]Step to the mockingjay you'll end up with scar marks [02:10.45]It's like you're hijacked you're mental delirious [02:13.04]We find it funny but you're dead sirius [02:15.47]I'm the pro with a bow and the flow to overthrow [02:17.81]Mr snow and his whole freaking reality show [02:20.56]Little miss perfect but what's truly twisted [02:23.23]On your parents' happiest day they forgot you existed [02:30.93]I bust bars like haymitch [02:32.02]The smartest witch I own this b***h [02:33.65]Hey how are you still hungry in that beefcake sandwich [02:36.31]Fraud wedding fake baby and your flames don't exist [02:38.85]So-called star-crossed lovers need a camera to kiss [02:41.37]I sling unforgettable verses like unforgiveable curses [02:44.09]What's worse is your universe isn't immersive [02:46.79]Your glory's only temporary your country is a mortuary [02:49.38]Next on your itinerary kill yourself eat the berries [02:52.22]Berries berries berries