Just One Of Those Days-DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince

[ti:Just One Of Those Days] [ar:DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince] [al:Rock The House] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Just One Of Those Days - DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince [00:10.64]Written by：Willard Smith/Jeffrey Townes [00:21.29]Have you ever in your life experienced a day [00:23.65]Where nothing at all seems to go your way [00:26.16]No matter how hard you try to get out of the rut [00:28.79]You just could not break the string of bad luck [00:31.46]A day where murphy's law takes over your life [00:33.97]And you just can't seem to do a darn thing right [00:36.64]And when the day was over you just had to say [00:39.21]You said man it's just one of those days [00:42.34] [00:52.44]My day started off kind of cool [00:54.53]I brushed my teeth I combed my hair [00:55.84]And I got dressed and went to school [00:57.26]I stopped at the store for a breakfast snack [00:59.76]A tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack [01:02.60]About that point I proceeded to class [01:05.19]I spoke to all the pretty girls that I passed [01:07.70]I went to my room which was on the first floor [01:10.33]I had no idea what I was in for [01:12.97]I sat in my desk and minded my own business [01:15.65]Someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it [01:18.27]This girl walked in my imagination ran wild [01:20.92]She stole my heart just by the way that she smiled [01:23.38] [01:23.95]I couldn't resist so I grabbed her butt [01:25.71]She said what's wrong with you fool are you some kind of nut [01:28.70]The teacher turned around while my arm was extended [01:31.41]She looked me in the face and said prince you're suspended [01:34.11]I said your tripping it's just a bad habit [01:36.51]She put it in my face she must've wanted me to grab it [01:39.16]I pleaded my case but she wrote the pink slip [01:41.63]Then I just shoke my head I said I don't beleive this [01:44.41]She sent me to the head of the discipline staff [01:46.90]I tried to play it off so I started to laugh [01:49.43]I said ha ha this story is great [01:52.03]It's a big misunderstanding one big mistake [01:54.64]He didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile [01:57.37]He said mmm mmm mmm you're an unlucky child [01:59.93] [02:00.45]I stopped laughing and I said why is that [02:02.57]He said just get out my school and don't you ever come back [02:05.11]I said wait this is my school and you're telling me to leave it [02:07.86]He handed me my books and said yep you'd best beleive it [02:10.46]As I walked out the school back at the wall I did gaze [02:13.00]And said man it's just one of those days [02:16.11] [02:26.38]I woke up around a quarter to eight [02:28.15]I wiped the sleep from out my eyes and I was feeling great [02:30.81]I flipped my radio on and to my utter surprise [02:33.31]I thought that it was eight o'clock but it was half past nine [02:36.39]I hopped up and put my feet on the floor [02:38.55]Ran to the bathroom then I ow hit my foot on the door [02:41.48]The pain was immense as it started to throb [02:43.83]I said to hell with broken toes I was losing my job [02:46.46]So I combed my hair then I brushed my teeth [02:49.05]Threw on my fila suit and my fila sneaks [02:51.61]Threw on my fila underwear and my [02:53.51]Fila hat [02:54.23]Then I ran downstairs and kicked the fila cat [02:56.95] [02:57.57]I grabbed my jacket then I grabbed my keys [02:59.57]Then I prayed out loud car start please [03:02.49]The car started but what good was that [03:04.69]I couldn't drive it anyway because the tires were flat [03:07.39]I did the hundred yard dash to the top of my block [03:10.03]Then I grabbed a dollar bill from my left sweat sock [03:12.81]The bus pulled up I was late and kind of nervous [03:15.52]I got real mad because the sign said out of service [03:18.20]I started hiking it I wasn't liking it [03:20.81]I saw a little kid I stole his bike and started biking it [03:23.41]I thought I got away but when I ducked around the corner [03:25.75]There was twelve cop cars I said I'm a goner [03:28.67]Slamed on the flat I did 180 turn [03:30.94]Peddled the bike so fast I heard the rubble burn [03:33.44]With the cops in hot pursuit I started feeling like a jerk [03:36.26]I thought man all of this cause I was trying to get to work [03:39.04]I could've got away I almost had 'em shook [03:41.42]Til this girl walked by something said not to look [03:44.03]But I thought what the heck a little peek can't hurt [03:46.59]But she made me miss the sign that said men at work [03:49.29]I screamed out loud as I crashed through the baracade [03:52.30]I saw my whole life flash before my face [03:54.70]I felt kind of dizzy all I saw was stars [03:57.05]I put my hands over my eyes and settled on the handle bars [04:00.15]That was stupid I got off track [04:02.21]Cause about that point everything went black [04:04.92]The next thing I remember is a head ache nagging [04:07.73]I woke up face down in the back of a paddy wagon [04:10.62]I pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dead [04:12.84]A big flinstone lump on the side of my head [04:15.85]They took my picture and my finger prints [04:17.97]I said wait you can't arrest me I'm the fresh prince [04:20.82]I demand that you release me you incompetent fool [04:23.29]You can't arrest me I'm the prince you know the rules [04:26.01]You got five seconds 'fore I punch out your lights [04:28.50]But then the cop pulled out his gun I said ha ha psyche [04:31.42]I had a call so I called my boss [04:33.65]I figured I might as well what else could be lost [04:36.28]Boss I'm sorry that I couldn't make it today [04:38.65]He said what are you talking about you're off today is Saturday [04:41.97]Stuck in a cell scared as hell [04:44.16]I'm a hungry kind of tired and I hate this awful smell [04:46.91]Maybe one day I'll get smart and change my ways [04:49.44]But for now it's just one of those days