Potty Mouth-Ugly Duckling

[Joe Tex] (Aaah! You said that word I'm gonna tell yo momma on you She's gonna whip you too That's what she gonna do) Gazoose! Holy cow! Golly gee! Dagnabit! Great Caesar's ghost! Man, what you say? I say, Yikes! Hush, darn it! Wait a cotton pickin' minute! Heavens to Murgatroid! Take it away [VERSE 1: Andy C] I'm rubber, you're the glue sticks Everything you say will bounce off of me back to you if the shoe fits Potty mouths got me hot like a coffee pot You're more predictable than a _Rocky_ plot Save the four letter words, keep the gunshot It's all talk, you're as fruity as a kumquat And I'm supposed to be shocked? Stop, zip your lip Quit, all you wanted was a pop hit, hypocrite Don't take him serious, he needs to be laughed at So play the laugh track (*canned laughter*) Try a preposition, pronoun or an adverb Cause you haven't said a thing, just a bad word (Aaah! You said that word) Ooooh (I'm gonna tell yo momma on you) You're puckerin up, then you huff and you puff And then cover the cuss with a [bleep] (Aaah! You said that word) Ooooh (I'm gonna tell yo momma on you) You're puckerin up, then you huff and you puff And then cover the cuss with a (ish) (Aaah! You said that word) (I'm gonna tell yo momma on you) You're puckerin up, then you huff and you puff And then cover the cuss with a [sound effect] Ooh ooh, shame on you Tell me what you're tryin to do You better watch your mouth You better watch your mouth Ooh ooh, shame on you Tell me what you're tryin to do You better watch your mouth You better watch your mouth [VERSE 2: Dizzy Dustin] Do you kiss your mother with a mouth like that? Can't you find another way to make people react? It ain't the way you're supposed to behave when you're grown Potty mouths stinkin up the microphone Your vocabulary's germ-ridden, I will call a septic A fungus among us, spray the disinfective You talk and spreads it, better get a medic Or everybody gets it and it's an epidemic You're like a trash truck, so keep your trap shut All you really wanna do is make a fast buck That's why rap sucks, it's too limited Potty mouths wanna keep hip-hop primitive I'm not sayin that I never cuss But profanity shouldn't be a crutch So now you been caught, shoulda thought when you spoke Wash the potty mouth out with soap (Aaah! You said that word) Ooooh (I'm gonna tell yo momma on you) You're puckerin up, then you huff and you puff And then cover the cuss with a (*bleep*) (Aaah! You said that word) Ooooh (I'm gonna tell yo momma on you) You're puckerin up, then you huff and you puff And then cover the cuss with a (ish) Ooh ooh, shame on you Tell me what you're tryin to do You better watch your mouth You better watch your mouth Ooh ooh, shame on you Tell me what you're tryin to do You better watch your mouth You better watch your mouth [w/ choir: repeated until end] Ooh ooh, shame on you Tell me what you're tryin to do You better watch your mouth You better watch your mouth