快手吹牛* (DJ版)-MC海涛

[ti:快手吹牛逼 (DJ版)] [ar:MC海涛] [al:温柔乡] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]快手吹牛* (DJ版) - MC海涛 [00:01.13]词：MC海涛 [00:02.27]曲：MC海涛 [00:03.41]说快手道快手 [00:05.17]好汉我也算一条 [00:07.22]手中拿着大马勺 [00:09.24]谁要不服向谁凿 [00:11.23]涛哥艺高人胆大 [00:13.11]天王老子我不怕 [00:15.03]玉皇大帝我敢骂 [00:16.92]语音上我是神话 [00:18.97]涛哥从小练过武 [00:20.78]太行山上打过虎 [00:22.77]学武上过少林寺 [00:24.75]曾经打过李红志 [00:26.67]我的老师张三丰 [00:28.59]我也练过童子功 [00:30.55]我的偶像李连杰 [00:32.47]语言他要向我学 [00:34.46]不是涛哥和你吹 [00:36.31]我能把你骂成灰 [00:38.32]骂你就像划小船 [00:40.25]其实就像哄小孩 [00:42.24]东邪西毒欧阳峰 [00:44.24]南帝北丐洪七公 [00:46.15]我站如松做如钟 [00:48.10]我还练过蛤蟆功 [00:50.12]我能打赢周伯通 [00:52.05]我能打赢孙悟空 [00:53.95]我的电话小灵通 [00:55.92]Tm 找我说找谢霆锋 [00:57.92]屠龙刀倚天剑 [00:59.76]不服你就找我练 [01:01.78]随时等候你同现 [01:03.70]把你送进大医院 [01:05.76]从南京到北京 [01:07.61]我家佣人李连英 [01:09.66]大老婆叫宋祖英 [01:11.55]小老婆叫范冰冰 [01:13.51]多少美女遇上我 [01:15.53]就像干柴和柴火 [01:17.59]床上都是赤裸裸 [01:19.38]只开花不结果 [01:21.31]舒淇朱迪和我处 [01:23.24]我的魅力挡不住 [01:25.23]张柏芝抱我腿 [01:27.14]陈慧琳 tm 亲我嘴 [01:29.14]走过南闯过北 [01:31.05]都说我像梁朝伟 [01:33.10]就凭涛哥一张嘴 [01:34.96]我能把你骂成鬼 [01:37.05]走过北闯过南 [01:38.87]放火烧过圆明圆 [01:40.87]你要和我比语言 [01:42.83]我能送你去黄泉 [01:44.90]其实语音是游戏 [01:46.73]玩玩千万别生气 [01:48.69]气出病来又何必 [01:50.63]不行给你削放屁 [01:52.59]人生就像一场戏 [01:54.49]涛哥活的有意义 [01:56.43]能上天能入地 [01:58.33]曾经干过安在旭 [02:00.35]天天喊麦在我家 [02:02.23]不是涛哥我自夸 [02:04.34]瑞士银行是我家 [02:06.22]英国女王是我妈 [02:08.33]右边放着娃哈哈 [02:10.19]左边放着爆米花 [02:12.09]表演能比周润发 [02:14.04]涛哥语言顶刮刮 [02:15.94]今年日子真是好 [02:17.88]来的嘉宾真不少 [02:20.04]我给大家数来宝 [02:21.84]装比的人全干倒