颠倒话-王皓

[ti:颠倒话] [ar:王皓] [al:颠倒话] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]颠倒话 - 王皓 [00:05.76]词：王皓 [00:11.53]曲：王皓 [00:17.30]各位观众同志们那 [00:19.06]听我说段颠倒话 [00:20.68]闲来无事乐一乐 [00:22.55]这段说完就回家 [00:24.22]各位观众同志们那 [00:25.96]听我说的对不对 [00:27.71]要是不对多担待呀 [00:29.47]我得往下继续说 [00:31.17]颠倒话 [00:32.03]话颠倒 [00:32.93]蜀黍苗上结樱桃 [00:34.41]兔子枕到狗腿上 [00:36.03]老鼠叼起大狸猫 [00:37.85]东西大路南北走 [00:39.52]碰见一个人咬狗 [00:41.27]狗拿起砖头去砸人 [00:43.10]人把狗腿咬一口 [00:44.86]明明是白猫 [00:45.81] [00:46.48]你说是黑猫 [00:47.50] [00:48.13]明明是东墙 [00:49.13] [00:49.71]你说是西墙 [00:50.89] [00:51.60]大河向东流 [00:52.62] [00:53.22]你说朝西走 [00:54.36] [00:54.99]太阳东边出 [00:56.25] [00:56.79]你说西边红 [00:57.86] [00:58.42]春天草冒芽 [00:59.50] [01:00.15]你说枯叶黄 [01:01.33] [01:01.95]过完春夏过秋冬 [01:03.63]过了冬夏过春秋 [01:05.40]满脸的堆笑 [01:06.45] [01:07.07]背后耍阴招 [01:08.11] [01:08.66]两把菜刀插身上 [01:10.31]已插在我身上 [01:11.44] [01:12.23]干活的不拿钱 [01:13.35] [01:13.87]拿钱的不干活 [01:15.03] [01:15.57]你再不好好干 [01:17.45]我要考核了 [01:18.43] [01:19.10]左耳朵进 [01:20.66]右耳朵出 [01:21.79] [01:22.38]母猪鼻子上插根葱 [01:24.31]这不是地沟油 [01:25.92]这不是转基因 [01:27.09] [01:27.63]那不是地沟油 [01:28.81] [01:29.37]专家说了转基因 [01:31.13]转基因也能吃 [01:32.28] [01:32.79]各位观众同志们那 [01:34.51]听我说段颠倒话 [01:36.28]闲来无事乐一乐 [01:37.98]这段说完就回家 [01:39.66]各位观众同志们那 [01:41.42]听我说的对不对 [01:43.06]要是不对多担待啊 [01:45.07]我得往下继续说 [01:46.71]各位观众同志们那 [01:48.39]听我说段颠倒话 [01:49.94]闲来无事唠一唠 [01:51.60]这段说完咱回家 [01:53.32]各位观众同志们那 [01:55.02]听我说的对不对 [01:56.71]要是不对多担待啊 [01:58.51]我得往下继续说 [02:00.15]颠倒话 [02:01.07]话颠倒 [02:01.88]卯是丁来丁是卯 [02:03.54]公鸡下蛋母鸡叫 [02:05.25]老鼠抓住大花猫 [02:06.98]黄牛看门狗拉套 [02:08.67]人摇尾巴蛇长脚 [02:10.54]颠倒话 [02:11.40]话颠倒 [02:12.42]说说笑笑图热闹 [02:13.72] [02:14.27]这是三九天 [02:15.59]你穿着旗袍 [02:17.24]购物不求好 [02:18.31] [02:18.98]只要价格高 [02:20.41]贵啊 [02:21.16]欠钱的都像爷 [02:22.47]借钱的变成孙儿 [02:23.74] [02:24.26]20岁的小闺女 [02:25.75]被干爹揽入怀 [02:26.98] [02:27.63]别给我谈感情 [02:29.26]我看你穷不穷 [02:30.50] [02:31.02]现在拼的全是爹 [02:32.80]我看你有没有钱 [02:34.50]男的变的像娘们儿 [02:36.26]女的是爷们儿 [02:37.94]狗是看门的 [02:38.99] [02:39.49]人是看狗的 [02:40.67] [02:41.38]西瓜到底甜不甜 [02:42.93]那苦瓜才叫甜 [02:44.15] [02:44.82]不在酒桌上打一圈 [02:46.62]那不是好朋友 [02:48.33]Xx校长早上好 [02:49.83]求你别抱我 [02:50.86] [02:51.53]白衣天使 [02:52.58]好大姐 [02:53.40]你大褂变黑了 [02:55.06]唱歌的在演戏 [02:56.65]演戏的在唱歌 [02:57.83] [02:58.41]其实我是玩电的 [02:59.99]我现在也唱歌 [03:01.15] [03:01.72]各位观众同志们那 [03:03.58]听我说段颠倒话 [03:05.26]闲来无事乐一乐 [03:06.94]这段说完就回家 [03:08.74]各位观众同志们那 [03:10.56]听我说的对不对 [03:12.23]要是不对多担待啊 [03:13.87]我得往下继续说 [03:15.39]各位观众同志们那 [03:17.11]听我说段颠倒话 [03:18.67]闲来无事唠一唠 [03:20.30]这段说完咱回家 [03:22.25]各位观众同志们那 [03:24.11]听我说的对不对 [03:25.76]要是不对多担待啊 [03:27.64]我得继续往下说 [03:29.07] [03:29.74]停停停停 [03:30.98]没词了 [03:31.59]没词了 [03:32.77]不说了 [03:33.66]回家