2017农村磕-MC小金哥

[ti:2017农村磕] [ar:MC小金哥] [al:酒还剩半杯] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]2017农村磕 - MC小金哥 [00:00.84]落雪似银河 [00:01.80] [00:02.40]滴水成冰坨 [00:03.77] [00:04.35]我若备好锅 [00:05.80] [00:06.56]谁能整俩鹅 [00:07.92] [00:16.44]对于我们农村人来说 [00:17.90]秋天 [00:18.43]是一个收获的季节 [00:19.46] [00:20.45]收苞米 [00:20.89]打豆子 [00:21.57]卖了就有钱了 [00:22.33] [00:22.96]这一到冬天啊 [00:24.20]啥活干不了 [00:25.38]天天打麻将斗地主 [00:26.67] [00:27.27]卖点苞米都特么输了 [00:28.59] [00:32.17]养几个大鹅还落蛋 [00:33.55]得哪下哪 [00:34.06] [00:34.61]满当院子找蛋 [00:35.49] [00:36.38]哎呀我去 [00:36.87] [00:40.75]东家长 [00:41.21]李家短 [00:41.76] [00:42.40]村里总有几个老娘们 [00:44.40]那嘴啊 [00:45.11]就跟那广播喇叭是的 [00:46.46] [00:50.01]一分钱一分货 [00:51.00] [00:51.57]稀饭吃了不经饿 [00:53.08] [01:04.67]昨天搁村里我去搂席了 [01:06.08] [01:06.67]刚拿起筷子 [01:07.44] [01:08.29]一帮老头老太太 [01:09.38] [01:09.92]直接把塑料袋掏出来了 [01:11.33] [01:19.13]鹰有时飞的比鸡崽子还低 [01:21.29] [01:22.06]可鸡崽子永远不会比鹰飞的高 [01:24.62] [01:29.83]第一次认识你 [01:31.02]是秋天 [01:31.97]你家收稻子 [01:33.06]你说你喜欢我 [01:33.99]我去了你家 [01:34.66] [01:35.41]稻子割完了 [01:36.46]你忽然说你觉得咱俩不合适 [01:38.90] [01:40.17]第二次你家起土豆 [01:41.27] [01:42.16]你说咱俩可以再试试 [01:43.50]你还是喜欢我 [01:44.25] [01:44.99]土豆起完了 [01:46.10]你去了外地 [01:46.76] [01:47.94]第三次 [01:48.43]你又来找我 [01:49.53]说就跟我在一起踏实 [01:50.75] [01:51.34]滚犊子吧 [01:52.03]我掐指一算你家快特么掰苞米了 [01:54.23] [02:02.70]并不是所有女人都喜欢钱 [02:04.66]也有一些善良的女人会喜欢小动物 [02:07.45]比如说 [02:07.77]陆虎 [02:08.27]捷豹 [02:08.67] [02:09.63]宝马 [02:09.95] [02:10.75]当然还有天猫 [02:11.70] [02:19.64]电视上一个韩国爸爸 [02:21.01]带18岁的女儿去喝酒 [02:22.39] [02:23.07]使劲灌 [02:23.58] [02:24.38]直到女儿醉倒 [02:25.37] [02:26.00]第二天女儿起床后看到床头 [02:27.69]有一杯水和一张纸条 [02:29.21] [02:30.12]你昨天喝多了喝了半斤低度 [02:32.66]清酒5瓶啤酒 [02:33.83] [02:34.95]记得这是你的极限 [02:36.44]爸爸不能照顾一辈子 [02:38.01]以后自己要有分寸 [02:39.11] [02:39.99]网友各种点赞 [02:41.11] [02:42.71]一东北爸爸想效仿一下 [02:44.80]也带着女儿去喝酒 [02:46.21]于是从火锅到烧烤 [02:48.08]从ktv到酒吧 [02:48.98] [02:50.20]爸爸喝吐四次趴在了桌上 [02:52.07] [02:53.73]女儿扯脖子喊 [02:55.04]嘎哈呢 [02:55.68]嘎哈呢能不能喝养鱼呢 [02:57.29] [03:02.93]听说你们城市里啊假钱特别多 [03:04.94] [03:05.79]告诉大家一个辨别真假钱的方法 [03:07.67] [03:08.21]很简单 [03:08.63] [03:09.26]用火烧 [03:09.66] [03:10.76]真钱烧完是灰色的灰 [03:12.09] [03:12.66]假钱烧完是黑色的灰 [03:14.47] [03:15.31]我刚才试了一下 [03:16.62]我们家的钱都是真的 [03:18.68]你们也都试试吧 [03:19.59] [03:20.19]行了不说了 [03:21.10]我爸找我呢