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[00:00.00]2017农村磕 - MC小金哥
[00:00.84]落雪似银河
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[00:02.40]滴水成冰坨
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[00:04.35]我若备好锅
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[00:06.56]谁能整俩鹅
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[00:16.44]对于我们农村人来说
[00:17.90]秋天
[00:18.43]是一个收获的季节
[00:19.46]
[00:20.45]收苞米
[00:20.89]打豆子
[00:21.57]卖了就有钱了
[00:22.33]
[00:22.96]这一到冬天啊
[00:24.20]啥活干不了
[00:25.38]天天打麻将斗地主
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[00:27.27]卖点苞米都特么输了
[00:28.59]
[00:32.17]养几个大鹅还落蛋
[00:33.55]得哪下哪
[00:34.06]
[00:34.61]满当院子找蛋
[00:35.49]
[00:36.38]哎呀我去
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[00:40.75]东家长
[00:41.21]李家短
[00:41.76]
[00:42.40]村里总有几个老娘们
[00:44.40]那嘴啊
[00:45.11]就跟那广播喇叭是的
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[00:50.01]一分钱一分货
[00:51.00]
[00:51.57]稀饭吃了不经饿
[00:53.08]
[01:04.67]昨天搁村里我去搂席了
[01:06.08]
[01:06.67]刚拿起筷子
[01:07.44]
[01:08.29]一帮老头老太太
[01:09.38]
[01:09.92]直接把塑料袋掏出来了
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[01:19.13]鹰有时飞的比鸡崽子还低
[01:21.29]
[01:22.06]可鸡崽子永远不会比鹰飞的高
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[01:29.83]第一次认识你
[01:31.02]是秋天
[01:31.97]你家收稻子
[01:33.06]你说你喜欢我
[01:33.99]我去了你家
[01:34.66]
[01:35.41]稻子割完了
[01:36.46]你忽然说你觉得咱俩不合适
[01:38.90]
[01:40.17]第二次你家起土豆
[01:41.27]
[01:42.16]你说咱俩可以再试试
[01:43.50]你还是喜欢我
[01:44.25]
[01:44.99]土豆起完了
[01:46.10]你去了外地
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[01:47.94]第三次
[01:48.43]你又来找我
[01:49.53]说就跟我在一起踏实
[01:50.75]
[01:51.34]滚犊子吧
[01:52.03]我掐指一算你家快特么掰苞米了
[01:54.23]
[02:02.70]并不是所有女人都喜欢钱
[02:04.66]也有一些善良的女人会喜欢小动物
[02:07.45]比如说
[02:07.77]陆虎
[02:08.27]捷豹
[02:08.67]
[02:09.63]宝马
[02:09.95]
[02:10.75]当然还有天猫
[02:11.70]
[02:19.64]电视上一个韩国爸爸
[02:21.01]带18岁的女儿去喝酒
[02:22.39]
[02:23.07]使劲灌
[02:23.58]
[02:24.38]直到女儿醉倒
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[02:26.00]第二天女儿起床后看到床头
[02:27.69]有一杯水和一张纸条
[02:29.21]
[02:30.12]你昨天喝多了喝了半斤低度
[02:32.66]清酒5瓶啤酒
[02:33.83]
[02:34.95]记得这是你的极限
[02:36.44]爸爸不能照顾一辈子
[02:38.01]以后自己要有分寸
[02:39.11]
[02:39.99]网友各种点赞
[02:41.11]
[02:42.71]一东北爸爸想效仿一下
[02:44.80]也带着女儿去喝酒
[02:46.21]于是从火锅到烧烤
[02:48.08]从ktv到酒吧
[02:48.98]
[02:50.20]爸爸喝吐四次趴在了桌上
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[02:53.73]女儿扯脖子喊
[02:55.04]嘎哈呢
[02:55.68]嘎哈呢能不能喝养鱼呢
[02:57.29]
[03:02.93]听说你们城市里啊假钱特别多
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[03:05.79]告诉大家一个辨别真假钱的方法
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[03:08.21]很简单
[03:08.63]
[03:09.26]用火烧
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[03:10.76]真钱烧完是灰色的灰
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[03:12.66]假钱烧完是黑色的灰
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[03:15.31]我刚才试了一下
[03:16.62]我们家的钱都是真的
[03:18.68]你们也都试试吧
[03:19.59]
[03:20.19]行了不说了
[03:21.10]我爸找我呢