Where's the Dress?(Single Version)-Moe Bandy/Joe Stampley

[ti:Where's the Dress?(Single Version)] [ar:Moe Bandy/Joe Stampley] [al:The Ultimate Moe & Joe] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.19]Where's the Dress?(Single Version) - Moe Bandy/Joe Stampley [00:02.50]Written by：George Cummings/Tony Stampley/Bucky Lindsey [00:03.09] [00:12.81]Moe I saw it on the TV [00:14.62] [00:15.29]And I thought it was a shame [00:16.90] [00:17.80]It was a man dressed like a woman [00:20.16]And he had a boy's name [00:21.93] [00:24.08]Well I heard it on the radio [00:25.87] [00:26.93]While I was in the tub [00:28.15] [00:29.03]Now Joe what in the world is this thing [00:31.87]They call the culture club [00:33.71] [00:35.58]Well it's some old boy from England Moe [00:37.89]And he's making a million bucks [00:39.85] [00:40.84]Joe we'll never make a million [00:42.33] [00:43.14]Driving these old trucks [00:44.50] [00:46.72]Too many nights of drinking losing football bets [00:50.98] [00:51.51]Lately we'd do anything to get us out of debt [00:57.33]Where's the dress [00:58.42] [01:00.11]Give me them high heeled shoes [01:02.31]Where's the dress [01:03.42] [01:04.77]We'll be money making fools [01:07.21] [01:07.91]We might close the bars down [01:10.18]And 'cause a few arrests [01:12.08] [01:12.71]But if it makes some money [01:14.77] [01:15.43]Tell me where's the dress [01:17.25] [01:21.30]Well I'll hire me a nurse to tote my purse [01:24.00]And I'll keep it full of beer [01:25.74]Yeah and I'll have a girl to drive my truck [01:28.93]And one to tease my hair [01:31.33] [01:32.83]We can still go fishing wear our old blue jeans [01:36.99] [01:37.70]But when it comes to showtime [01:39.41] [01:40.15]We'll be country queens [01:43.37]Where's the dress [01:44.40] [01:46.17]Give me them high heeled shoes [01:48.36]Where's the dress [01:49.53] [01:50.85]We'll be money making fools [01:53.07] [01:53.94]We might close the bars down [01:56.31]And 'cause a few arrests [01:58.66]But if it makes some money [02:00.71] [02:01.43]Tell me where's the dress [02:02.95] [02:04.51]Where's the dress [02:05.49]Now Moe let's get on down to the store [02:06.97]And get some lipstick and some rouge [02:09.12] [02:09.63]Where's the dress [02:10.78]Hey Joe why don't we do this thing up right [02:12.64]And get some of them ostrich plumes [02:14.62]Where's the dress [02:15.35]You know I was wondering if they made [02:16.80]A pink pump in size 12 Moe [02:19.10] [02:19.64]Where's the dress [02:20.68]You don't think that old boy from England [02:22.38]Shaves his legs do you Joe [02:24.01] [02:24.64]Where's the dress [02:25.41]Well I don't know but it would take a butcher [02:27.51]To cut the hair off our legs Moe [02:29.69]Where's the dress [02:30.46]Well I can see it now boy Moe [02:32.12]Boy Joe and the grand old opry [02:34.14]Uh uh Moe [02:34.77]Where's the dress [02:35.37]I don't think ol' Roy would like [02:36.86]That at all uh uh no no way Moe [02:39.66]Where's the dress [02:40.49]I can't wait to see you Joe in one [02:42.26]Of them cross your heart brassieres yeah [02:44.40]Where's the dress [02:45.34]I'll tell you what Moe you're gonna [02:47.29]Look good in them pink pantyhose