I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson-DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince

[ti:I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson] [ar:DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prin] [al:The Best Of] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson - DJ Jazzy Jeff/The Fresh Prince [00:18.83]Hey hey Leroy Leroy [00:21.14]Yeah [00:21.39]Did you hear about that boy Mike Tyson [00:24.26]Mike Mike Tyson he's the boy [00:25.81]That played football from Montreal ain't he [00:27.93] [00:28.43]No no you old coop he a he a boxer man [00:31.24]Yeah [00:31.93]Let me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago [00:34.81]I seen him hit this boy and he hit the boy so hard [00:38.56]His head flew off into the eigtheenth row [00:41.56]They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row [00:44.74]I was in Jeff's crib one night about eight [00:46.81]And we were watchin'a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes [00:49.52]Jeff was like [00:50.08]Man you see how hard Mike's punchin' [00:51.90]Come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin' [00:53.53]Left right left right another K O [00:55.58] [00:56.14]If that was me I'd a been ok though [00:58.02]The very next day I gave Russell a ring [01:00.08]With J L and Omar we all called Don King [01:02.96]I said 'yeah Don I got a problem [01:04.99]Tell 'em Prince [01:05.62]Yeah what's up what you sayin you tryin' to solve them ' [01:06.88]Forget the small talk let's get to the nitty gritty' [01:08.76]Me and Mike two months Trump Atlantic City' [01:11.75]Yo you got this you gonna bust dude up [01:13.57]Yeah you can be my trainer [01:14.88]Word up [01:15.63]I'm rough like a freight train smooth like ice [01:18.01]And yo Jeff straight up I think I can Mike Tyson [01:19.65]Man you can beat him you can beat him [01:24.34]Yo man word up [01:25.46]Yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this [01:27.46]You can do it [01:29.65]Extra extra read all about it [01:31.98] [01:33.48]Fresh Prince challenges Iron Mike Tyson to a fight [01:37.10]Ah he's crazy [01:39.79]Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifthteen row [01:43.54]Hey Leroy you read the paper [01:44.91]That boy done lost his man [01:46.97]There was press conference to see what training I was doing [01:48.97]Before then I had never heard reporters booing [01:51.35]Cameras flashing I was in the middle [01:53.41]I didn't wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little [01:55.72]I said uh I been training 2o hours a day [01:58.10]Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay (that's what he's doin') [02:00.97]And I run 10 000 miles every morning [02:02.17]Thinkin' about Mike and my moment of glory [02:04.60]I drink water 20 gallons a pop [02:06.79]And I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block [02:09.35](he can do it too) [02:10.22]And 4 million sit ups in a minute [02:11.67] I ain't lying I did it [02:14.04](he done it) [02:14.54]The general public thought I was a fool [02:16.10]I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was cool [02:18.55]Well gettin' dissed is never good [02:20.43]But I was even gettin' dissed in my old nieghborhood [02:22.74]I was at the corner at the top of my block [02:24.68]There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop [02:27.12]It was Larwence my barber and Franny [02:29.05]He yelled out [02:29.81]Hey Prince you can win [02:31.74]I said 'really ' and I stopped to chat [02:33.49]You could beat him man if you hit him wit a bat [02:36.80]Ha ha you gon' get whipped [02:38.62]But can I have your shoes when he break your neck [02:40.55]Everybody was laughin' out loud [02:42.37]I thought at least my own Grandma would be proud [02:44.62]I went to her house and snuck in to surpise her [02:47.12]I heard her on the phone [02:48.31](a thousand bucks on Tyson) [02:49.65] [02:58.16]It's fight day and man am I hyped [03:00.53] [03:01.03]Woah I can't wait to see Mike [03:02.59] [03:03.09]Boy I'm hyped ready to be my thing [03:04.72]Trump Castle Casino [03:06.03] [03:07.34]In this corner weighing in [03:10.15]At a mere 165 pounds the Lighting Rodent [03:13.96]The Fresh Prince (booing) [03:17.72]And in this corner [03:18.59]The heavyweight champion of the world [03:20.72] [03:21.46]Iron Mike Tyson (cheering) [03:24.47] [03:25.09]I came out hustling sliding and grabbing [03:26.96]Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin' [03:29.09]For a second I looked good out there [03:31.28]But then Mike brought to reality my worst nightmare [03:33.46]One punch that's all it took (oooh) [03:36.15]He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook [03:38.22]Now how can I say this and be a little discreet [03:40.59]Let's just say that my bowels released [03:42.59]I called timeout and went back to my corner [03:44.71]Said to my coach 'ain't no way I'm goin' [03:46.96]The hell back out there man you can't forget it' [03:49.15]My body's like a punchin' bag and Mike is gonna (hit it) [03:51.65]They tried to make me go meet my doom [03:53.59]But I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room [03:55.96]The next day the headline in the town [03:57.84]'Fresh Prince breaks camp Tyson wins first round' [03:59.84]Some fool asked why I ran away [04:02.40]I said 'a good run is better than a bad stand anyday' [04:04.52]My career is over as far as fightin' [04:06.96]But I don't know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson [04:09.40]Hey Leroy [04:11.27]Yeah [04:11.78]Did you see the fight did you see the fight [04:14.40]The the the football player [04:15.96]No the boxer come on man [04:17.84]I was at the fight last night [04:19.15]I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars [04:21.46]For my ticket right [04:22.59]Ah you weren't at no fight [04:23.96]I seen you around here last night [04:25.40] And the boy the boy ran out the ring [04:28.09]You always lying [04:29.59]I ain't lying [04:30.34]You lie to your grandkids [04:31.83]I seen it [04:32.65]You been lying ever since you was a little kid [04:34.46]Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off [04:36.46]His leg fell off and it fell over [04:37.77]You always lying [04:38.21]And it knocked the HBO camerman's camera fell out his hand [04:39.77]I said god damn I couldn't beleive it Leroy [04:41.53]You shoulda been there you definetly shoulda been there [04:42.90]I was right next to you playin' checkers