Classical Teacher (Clean)-Tenacious D

[ti:Classical Teacher(Clean Versio] [ar:Tenacious D] [al:Rize Of The Fenix] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.48]Classical Teacher (Clean Version) - Tenacious D [00:01.16]J: Hey Kage
Kage [00:01.65]K: Jables
Jables [00:02.15]J: How goes it man
伙计 事情进展如何 [00:03.72]K: S'good s'good
很好 [00:04.77]J: Y'know I been thinking a lot about it and um
你知道我已经想了很多 [00:08.29]I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world
我只是想让我们成为世界上最棒的乐队 [00:10.85]K: Well yeah me too
我也是 [00:12.04]J: There's no point in doing it if we're not the best
做这些事情毫无意义 如果我们不是最好的话 [00:14.09]K: Well s'true I agree with that
这是真的 我同意 [00:15.46]J: I mean what yeah we're gonna be
我的意思是 我们会成功的 [00:16.65]Yeah we're really good We're like
是的 我们真的很好 我们 [00:18.55]Almost as good as Arcade Fire f**k that
几乎就和Arcade Fire一样好 该死的 [00:20.17]K: Yeah
是的 [00:21.48]J: We gotta leave those f**kers in the dust
我们要打败那些混蛋 [00:23.85]K: What what do you
什么 你要做什么 [00:24.50]J: All those f**king youngsters gotta f**king lick our boot Y'know what I mean
我们要让那些混蛋对我们俯首称臣 你明白我的意思吗 [00:27.95]K: Yeah Yeah well what how do we do that though
是的 明白 但是我们要如何做呢 [00:30.39]J: sigh Dude you need to have some lessons
伙计 你需要学一些知识 [00:33.63]K: What
什么 [00:34.26]J: I know you're really good but you gotta expand your game
我知道 你真的很好 但是你必须壮大你的势力 [00:36.56]K: Lessons
教训 [00:36.70]J: Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like learn a
你明白 Koby情况不好的时候会干点什么 比如学点该死的玩意儿 [00:39.88]Y'know a Texas Two-Step or something to add to his arsenal
你知道德克萨斯的两步舞吗 或者其他的事情 他的军械库那些 [00:41.82]K: Man yeah that's true That's true
伙计 那是真的 [00:44.11]J: Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy
好吧 我已经注意到 你写的有些经典乐段有点草率 [00:47.30]K: Really
真的吗 [00:48.12]J: And I I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude
我希望你不要生气 但是我还是继续干了下去还雇了一个家伙 [00:51.61]K: Yeah Oh no what
是吗 不 什么 [00:53.49]J: Dude just give it a chance will you If you don't like- this guy hey I
伙计 只是给一次机会 好吗 如果你不喜欢这个家伙 [00:57.36]Swear if you don't like it we'll f*cking fire his a** He's out
我发誓 如果你不喜欢的话 我们会揍他 他会出去 [00:59.36]K: Who is this guy I never
那个人是谁 我不知道名字 [01:00.42]J: His name is Felix Char
他的名字就是Felix Char [01:03.10]K: Urgh what
什么 [01:04.41]J: He's from Spain and he is the best
他来自西班牙 他是最优秀的人 [01:07.92]K: Oh god
我的天 [01:08.52]J: I got him from theLondon Phildsarmonic
我是从伦敦Phildsarmonic那里了解到他的 [01:09.46]K: Urgh I just I don't know him it seems weird
我不了解他 这似乎不可思议 [01:13.01]J: Will you just will you just spend a minute with him
你愿意陪他一会儿吗 [01:15.57]K: OK Alright I'll spend a minute with him
好吧 很好 我会陪他一会儿 [01:16.95]J: OK bro he's right outside I'm sending him in
很好 兄弟 他就在外面 我这就让他进来 [01:19.00]K: Oh god OK Why Lessons so stupid
我的天 很好 为什么 这就是教训 太愚蠢了 [01:20.31] [01:24.58]F: Hello
你好 [01:26.58]K: Uh hi
你好 [01:27.89]F: Hello I am Felix Char
你好 我是Felix Char [01:29.70]K: Hi uh Felix Yeah um
你好 Felix吗 [01:32.32]F: Ah as Jack has asked me to spend some time with you Uh
是的 Jack让我花一点时间和你在一起 [01:35.50]K: OK hm
是的 [01:36.68]F: One on one So while Jack is outside ah we will work on your technique
一对一 那么 既然Jack在外面 我们就可以来解决一下你的一些技术问题了 [01:41.63]K: OK
好吧 [01:42.57]F: Can I see you pick up is this your guitar here
我希望看见你的技术 这是你的吉他吗 [01:44.81]K: Yup Yeah I gotta it I gotta it right over here
是的 我明白了 我的吉他就放在那里 [01:47.18]F: Ah it is a Fender ay Is this a Fender
这是Fender牌的吉他吗 [01:48.68]K: Ah well it's a Gibson
这是Gibson牌的 [01:50.12]F: Yes a Gibson yes Made by the same
是的 是Gibson的 制造的地方都是一样的 [01:52.92]Uh manufacturer Pick it up please can you pick it up
混蛋 请弹一下 你能弹一下吗 [01:57.11]K: OK Yeah
可以啊 [01:57.60]F: No no no d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap
不 [01:58.72]K: What What'd I do What'd I do
什么 我要做什么 [02:00.48]F: You pick it up from the neck This is not the way you pick up a guitar
你就从吉他柄那里拿 吉他不是你这样拿的 [02:03.10]K: I just picked it up I just-
我只是弹一下 [02:04.65]F: No no hey hey hey hey hey cállate tu boca pick it up from the body
不 你要拿吉他的最主要的部位 [02:08.84]K: The what
什么 [02:10.09]F: The body
最主要的部位 [02:10.77]K: Oh the body Body OK
是的 最主要的部位 [02:11.90]F: I'm sorry about my accent
我很抱歉我的口音 [02:13.89]K: I didn't know I didn't know
我不知道 [02:15.44]F: Now listen to me I want you to play like it is a woman
现在听着我 我想你演奏的时候就像是一个女人 [02:17.20] [02:18.98]You go and play the guitar now Play
你现在就要去弹吉他了 [02:21.92]K: Uh OK Uh
好的 [02:23.54]F: No no no no no You your fingers Your fingers are too tight
不 你的手指 实在是太紧张了 [02:26.66]K: They're too tight
它们太紧张了吗 [02:28.08]F: Yes let me get behind you Like this you see
是的 我来教你吧 就像是这样 明白了吗 [02:30.59]K: Oh Hm
明白了 [02:31.15]F: If I put my finger on your finger
如果我把手指放在你的手指上 [02:32.90]K: Hey [02:33.58]F: Then you can feel
那么你会感受到 [02:34.96]K: I can Wait
我可以 等等 [02:35.52]F: Sh sh sh sh shu Finger to your mouth I put my finger on your mouth on your lips
安静 手指放在你的嘴上 我把手指放在你的嘴上 [02:37.26] [02:39.98]K: Mhmhm [02:40.41]F: Yes that's good
是的 这很好 [02:41.28]K: Hey man
伙计 [02:42.16]F: Now listen hey you want to play like an orgasm
现在听着 你想像在高潮中那样弹奏吗 [02:44.65]K: I'm just try- what
我只是试一下 什么 [02:46.40]F: Feel this Do you feel that
感受一下 你感受到了吗 [02:48.33]K: Oh God This is really weird man
我的天 这真是一个奇怪的人 [02:49.71]F: That's my cock
那是我的身体 [02:52.14]K: What
什么 [02:52.45]F: That's my cock in your butt cheeks
我的身体就在你的身体上 [02:56.99]K: Oh God Hey
我的天 [02:57.11]F: Do you feel it
你感受到了吗