The Mumblings of Mr. Wav-Milo

[ti:The Mumblings of Mr. Wav] [ar:Milo] [al:Milo takes Baths] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Mumblings of Mr. Wav - Milo [00:07.37]Just the kind of place I've always imagined [00:09.76] [00:10.51]Happiness is probably happenstance [00:12.81]The magical rap negro call me Bagger Vance [00:15.43]Armed with a shield of humility and a braggarts' lance [00:17.76]Used to pride myself in never using cheat codes or tips [00:20.53]This rap business is like Stirner's Union of Egoists [00:22.73]I've taken long walks in hot sand just to cry [00:25.22]Threatened a man's life and felt justified [00:27.68]It becomes a problem when you think that's glory [00:30.11]I've looked demons in the eye and introduced myself as Rory [00:33.11]Oh Jiji we can see the ocean from here [00:35.18]My brothers [00:35.67]A warped schooner in a sea of uninspired half-wits [00:37.89]Who morphed as a late bloomer into a codgy bullmastiff [00:40.32]Folks wanna know how I rap sans rhythms [00:42.90]I've got a pine inch nenis and a knack for spoonerisms [00:45.41]I've traveled the diameter of the sequoia grove [00:47.99]Made myself small enough to look down a cicada's nose [00:50.78]We fly with our spirit [00:52.27]Indeed [00:53.01] [00:55.19]This morning served myself a double portion of humble pie [00:58.39]I'm not trying to get over it takes all my efforts to stumble by [01:00.95]These nerds in forums like verily we need 'em [01:03.13]Y'all better catch me before I catch Kerry Leatham [01:05.50]She's definitely not impressed by me since sixteen [01:08.11]You make a great house husband when you know how to fix things [01:10.93]More likely I'm Nietzsche's mustache personified [01:13.60]My heart is where bored spritely women go to die [01:16.29]Living life as a decoration on your Christmas tree [01:18.81]Yelling over instrumentals and hoping that you'll pity me [01:21.32]Pretty please and with a big bag of sprinkles [01:23.56]I flirt over emails I'm not equipped to go and mingle [01:26.09]I don't know a single thing about glass bowls [01:28.56]Which normally makes people think I'm some type of asshole [01:31.28] [01:33.87]Jiji I've decided not to leave this town [01:36.35]Maybe I can stay and find some other nice people [01:38.87]Who will like me and accept me for who I am [01:41.29]Acceptance is a hell of a drug [01:43.20]And with a single utterance I was rendered a slug [01:45.96]Not the hottest firecracker but I'm surely no dud [01:48.89] [01:51.41]Acceptance is a hell of a drug [01:53.42]And with a single utterance I was rendered a slug [01:56.04]Not the hottest firecracker but I'm surely [01:58.06]Trust in your spirit [01:59.18]Yes yes [01:59.95]That's exactly what I'm talkin' about [02:01.39]I fell in love out by the Oxbow lake [02:03.54]And my stomach churned like it was full of cold snakes [02:06.48]We can admire these stars without learning their names [02:08.71]But I've got these fears I may never tame [02:11.39]It's one thing to bring dishonor to your whole family [02:13.73]A new kind of embarrassment losing a fight with gravity [02:16.27]If I've only got dreams of rap star ascension [02:18.87]Why do I spend so much time on Latin noun declensions [02:21.60]Acceptance is a hell of a drug [02:23.78]And with a single utterance I was rendered a slug [02:26.36]Not the hottest firecracker but I'm surely no dud [02:29.52] [02:32.04]I fell in love out by the Oxbow lake [02:33.89]And my stomach churned like it was full of cold snakes [02:36.47]We can admire these stars without learning their names [02:39.07]But I've got these fears I may never tame [02:41.65]But we need to each find our own inspiration [02:44.01] [02:45.40]Sometimes it's not easy [02:46.98] [02:49.19]Maybe I have to find my own inspiration