The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid-Bing Crosby/Jack Teagarden/Mary Martin

[ti:The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid] [ar:Bing Crosby] [al:Bing And Friends] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid - Bing Crosby (平克·劳斯)/Jack Teagarden/Mary Martin [00:08.19]As your genial host may I offer a toast [00:12.43]To the wine buying guest on my right [00:15.33](Hooray for the wine buyer) [00:16.29](Spoken) [00:16.59]Yes drag out the cooking sherry for the old colonel [00:18.44](Sung) [00:20.02]May his bank account grow heavy laden with dough [00:24.54]May he spend it in here every night [00:28.04](Every night) [00:31.44]Seeing this night in its glory [00:34.53]You people so loyal so true [00:38.36]Puts me in mind of a story [00:42.20](MM) [00:42.59]Tell us about it pray do-o-o-o-o-o [00:45.79] [00:48.83](BC) [00:49.26]The people in the ballroom were stuffy and arty [00:53.33]So I began to get just a little bit frayed [00:56.62]I sneaked into the kitchen I dug me a party [01:00.01]The waiter [01:00.87](JT) [01:01.23]And the porter [01:01.78](MM) [01:02.14]And the second storey maid [01:03.45](BC) [01:03.79]I peeked into the parlour to see what was a-hatchin br /> [01:06.18]In time to hear the hostess suggest a charade [01:09.73](MM) [01:10.06]But who was in the pantry a-laughin an scratchin br /> [01:13.68](BC) [01:14.00]Oh The waiter [01:14.31](JT) [01:15.00]And the porter [01:15.47](MM) [01:15.79]And the upstairs maid [01:16.37](JT) [01:16.87]When they heard the music that the orchestra played [01:20.40](MM) [01:20.71]The waiter and the porter grabbed a-hold of the maid [01:23.64](BC) [01:24.02]Then they all proceeded to go into a clog [01:27.00](All) [01:27.51]Hot diggedy dog [01:30.46](BC) [01:31.31]If ever I'm invited to some fuddy-duddy's [01:33.90]I ain't-a-gonna watch any harlequinade [01:37.28](JT) [01:37.62]You'll find him in the kitchen applaudin his buddies [01:41.00](BC) [01:41.34]The waiter [01:41.79](JT) [01:42.31]And the porter [01:42.76](MM) [01:43.18]And the upstairs maid [01:45.68](BC) [01:51.45]Well pardon me folks the roast is carved [01:54.84]The wine is served why you look half starved [01:57.85](JT) [01:58.40]Pardon me sir may we be free [02:01.03](JT & MM) [02:01.71]The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree [02:05.65] [02:10.95](Orchestral break) [02:11.50](MM) [02:12.31]I went and got a dish pan to use as a cymbal [02:15.69](BC) [02:16.02]The porter found the regular glass that he played [02:18.47](JT) [02:18.78]The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble [02:21.66](ALL) [02:22.64]You should-a heard the music that the combination made [02:25.61](MM) [02:33.70] [02:38.81]I went and got a dishpan to use a cymbal [02:40.90](BC) [02:41.23]The porter found the regular glass that he played [02:42.72](JT) [02:43.05]The fingers of the waiter were each in a thimble [02:44.69](MM & JT) [02:45.47]You should of heard the music that the combination made [02:47.22](BC & MM) [02:47.89]Marchin through the kitchen to the pantry and back [02:49.25]Why man you should-a seen us we were ballin the jack [02:50.94]Once a half an hour passed without any call [02:52.41](JT) [02:52.75]Jack we had a ball [02:53.71](MM) [02:54.16]The waltzes and mazurkas we hate 'em we spurn 'em [02:56.55](JT) [02:56.89]We got a lot of rhythms we wanna hear played [02:59.35](BC) [02:59.73]Yes and we know who to go to when we want to learn 'em [03:02.55](All) [03:03.31]The waiter and the porter and the upstairs maid