Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin-Epic Rap Battles of History

[ti:Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin (Explicit)] [ar:Epic Rap Battles of History] [al:Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin (阿什·凯彻姆与查尔斯·达尔文的对战) (Explicit) - Epic Rap Battles of History [00:01.90]Written by：Cam Greely/Mat4yo/Brian Walters/Dante Cimadamore/3 more [00:03.80]Epic rap battles of history [00:04.96] [00:06.83]Ash ketchum [00:07.91] [00:08.70]Versus [00:09.12] [00:09.88]Charles darwin [00:11.85]Begin [00:12.19]Darwin wants to battle doesn't seem like a fight [00:14.42]But this should be fun I've yet to catch a ghost type [00:16.69]Got the highest speed stat drop rhymes lightning fast [00:19.37]Open my pockets and go charizard on your a** [00:21.68]Cause I'm ash and that's a to the shush [00:24.10]I don't care how many beetles and butterflies you squooshed [00:26.61]Your earthworms can't beat these magical beasties [00:28.87]Your sh*t talking mouth is the origin of feces [00:31.46]You've got candy raps reese's pieces [00:33.70]In this ecosystem I'm the dominant species [00:36.21]When it's time to train I turn to pikachu pika [00:38.60]But when I need a weak verse I choose you [00:41.02]Hello there welcome to a world called earth [00:43.38]Where actual minds do groundbreaking work [00:45.72]If you're looking for the fittest I'm the natural selection [00:48.03]You're so ineffective you couldn't even turn eleven [00:50.56]What you spit's just not hard hitting enough [00:52.86]It's kid stuff you're soft like a jigglypuff [00:55.18]You got no game boy so you'll get the broom quick [00:57.69]The real ash packs a much bigger boomstick [01:00.11]I'm a masterful naturalist [01:01.80]What I've glimpsed will outclass all the crap on your laughable list [01:04.74]My research reversed the first words of the church [01:07.22]You measure your worth by the sales of your merch [01:10.10]Yo um real quick [01:12.11] [01:12.62]This dude spent eight years studying barnacle dick [01:16.65]Kick it you think I'm impressed by your boat trip please [01:19.38]You're the most annoying thing on a beagle since fleas [01:21.67]You're a glitchy old man best left out at sea [01:24.00]Set sail and galá pago suck on these [01:26.67]Look mighty morphin michael vick [01:28.74]Your animated slave fights make me sick [01:31.24]When I battle a foe from so simple a beginning [01:33.70]I'm not charles sheen but I am dar winning [01:36.21]Man if that's true then nature is cruel [01:38.38]Cause the only thing you're winning is your cousin's gene pool [01:40.87]You lost three children while they were still small [01:43.31]Tb and scarlet fever gotta catch em all [01:45.77]It took millions of years for mankind to evolve [01:48.08]Now they're hunched over cellphones playing with your balls [01:50.58]And it was hard losing my daughters and their brother [01:53.06]As hard as the wood that oak gave your mother [01:55.60]Who won [01:56.61]Who's next [01:57.38] [01:58.04]You decide [01:59.44] [02:02.53]Epic rap battles of history