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[00:02.05] Mr Mackey (Eric Cartman)
[00:04.98]And everyone should get along
[00:06.98]Okay children quiet down quiet down
[00:08.54]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:12.11]His name is Mr Shady
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[00:14.48]Children quiet down please
[00:16.42]Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP )
[00:18.44]Mr Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.47]While Mr Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS )
[00:22.82]Good luck Mr Shady
[00:24.10] Eminem
[00:24.35]Hi there little boys and girls (F**K YOU )
[00:26.48]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.11]But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh )
[00:30.62]Say hi Bob ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:33.31]And he don't got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.09]But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:38.54]And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.40]And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:43.78]When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:46.97]Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH )
[00:49.84]And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:52.22]The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge
[00:54.56]'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job
[00:57.65]When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.28]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.97]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.72]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:07.37]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr "
[01:10.86]He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.28]And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.43]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.59]They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:20.65]And that's the story of Bob and his m*******a
[01:23.10]And what it might do to you
[01:25.21]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
[01:27.39]Chorus: Mr Mackey (Eminem)
[01:28.07]See children d**gs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[01:29.00]And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[01:32.16]And if you don't believe him ask ya mom (that's right)
[01:34.15]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[01:36.69]So kids say no to d**gs (that's right)
[01:39.98]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[01:42.71]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[01:45.57]D**gs are just bad mmm'kay
[01:46.77] Eminem
[01:47.81]My penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it
[01:50.24]F**K NO you ain't seen it it's the size of a peanut (Huh )
[01:53.21]Speakin of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels
[01:55.21]Ecstasy is the worst d**g in the world
[01:58.30]If someone ever offers it to you don't do it
[02:00.62]Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:02.50]And spinal fluid is final you won't get it back
[02:05.89]So don't get attached it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.42]Meet Zach twenty-one years old
[02:10.52]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold
[02:13.54]And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.53]And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.24]Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:22.86]And his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[02:24.84]His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:26.75]He's on Donald's carpet layin horizontal barfin BLEH
[02:28.91]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.47]"Hey Adam Zach is a jackass look at him "
[02:35.21]Cause they took it too so they think it's funny
[02:37.21]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:39.50]Meanwhile Zach's in a coma the action is over
[02:43.03]And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:45.88]And that's the story of Zach the ecstasy maniac
[02:47.90]So don't even feed that to squirrels class cause it's bad for you
[02:50.74]Chorus: Mr Mackey (Eminem)
[02:51.50]See children d**gs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[02:53.62]And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[02:56.40]And if you don't believe him ask ya mom (that's right)
[02:58.55]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[03:01.96]So kids say no to d**gs (that's right)
[03:04.43]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[03:06.38]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[03:09.65]D**gs are just bad mmm'kay
[03:10.88] Eminem
[03:12.03]And last but not least one of the most humungous
[03:13.93]Problems among young people today is fungus
[03:17.22]It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it off
[03:20.03]Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.62]Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.14]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em
[03:27.62]And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what )
[03:30.61]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:33.03](Mr Shady what's a G-string ) It's yarn Claire
[03:35.65]Women stick 'em up their behinds go out and wear 'em (Huh )
[03:38.68]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.68]Whoops did I say magic mushrooms
[03:41.87]I meant fungus Ya tongue gets all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come )
[03:46.80]Cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross )
[03:49.21]See d**gs are bad it's a common fact
[03:51.05]But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at (Oh )
[03:53.96]But don't be me cause if you grow up and you go and O D
[03:56.70]They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.05]And get a disguise and hide cause it'll be my fault
[04:01.27]So don't do d**gs and do exactly as I don't
[04:04.14]Cause I'm bad for you
[04:05.25]Chorus: Mr Mackey (Eminem)
[04:05.87]See children d**gs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[04:07.25]And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[04:09.99]And if you don't believe him ask ya mom (that's right)
[04:12.20]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[04:15.43]So kids say no to d**gs (that's right)
[04:17.95]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[04:20.23]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[04:23.36]D**gs are just bad mmm'kay
[04:24.86] Mr Mackey (Eric Cartman)
[04:26.93]Come on children clap along (SHUT UP )
[04:28.92]Sing along children (Suck my motherf**kin d**k )
[04:30.65]D**gs are just bad d**gs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me )
[04:36.97]So don't do d**gs (Suck my motherf**kin penis )
[04:39.31]So there'll be more for me (Hippie God d**nit )
[04:43.68](So f**ked up right now )
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