Skit-Eminem

[ti:Skit] [ar:06 Steve Berman] [00:01.663]EM:Heey!SB:Hey Em,what ’s up? [00:03.493]EM:Steve Berman,what ’s goin on man,how ’re you doing?Good to see you again!What ’s up? [00:07.226]SB:Em,could you come in here and have a seat please um.. [00:09.466]EM:YeahSB:Vinessa,shut the door [00:10.483]VN:Okay [00:10.837]EM:So what ’s up,how ’s orders looking for the first week? [00:14.869]SB:It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.This album is less than nothing.I can ’t sell this f**king record. [00:20.328]EM:Wha.. [00:21.556]SB:Do you know what ’s happening to me out there? [00:23.944]EM:W..wha..what ’s the problem? [00:25.119]SB:Violet Brown told me to go f**k myself. [00:26.862]EM:Who ’s Violet... [00:27.826]SB:Tower Records told me to shove this record up my assDo you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your a**? [00:33.644]EM:Well ..I umm [00:35.838]SB:I ’m going to loose my f**king job over thisDo you know why Dre ’s record was so sucessful?He ’s rapping about bigscreen tv ’s,blondes,40’s and b**ches.You ’re rapping about homosexualsand vikidin...I can ’t sell this sh*t. [00:45.326]EM:Wha... [00:46.136]SB:Either change the record or it ’s not coming out [00:49.210]EM:Wha.. [00:49.770]SB:Now get the f**k out of my office [00:51.663]EM:What am I sp..SB:Now! [00:53.146]EM:Alright man, whatever.....